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Taking Tesla FSD at night to an unfamiliar place is like riding on “It’s a Small World” at Disneyland. ❤️

@wholemars Ha! I see what you did there.

Can I have an option to shorten it to 140 characters and then display that in the feed

@DevinOlsenn Nice! But loaners are not guaranteed. It depends on the service needed, and availability.

The Tesla service experience is genuinely unmatched. Dropping off your car and instantly hopping into a loaner with your cloud profile already synced (seat position, saved locations, music) is something no other automaker is doing today. Plus, from the parking spot in the back of the lot, I literally pressed a button and the car drove me home. I try not to be a total Tesla fanboy, but days like this make you appreciate how good the ownership experience actually is.

@DBurkland What do you do when all the chargers are in use by others and locked? Just drive to another parking lot? Is there no time limit on how long a car can stay connected after a full charge?

Karen lock defeats another at MSP airport! Always cracks me up when somebody tries to steal my EV charging at MSP airport. They are no match for my karen lock 🔒

@WilliamShatner William be road trippin. 😉

I do. 😑

@DirtyTesLa Say goodbye to your families. 😅

Tesla Ai team working on robotaxi then seeing this post

@WilliamShatner So... that's not a no. 😏

When Tesla’s get to 500 miles per charge; I’ll think about one. BTW there’s an app that allows Waze to work. 🙄 #thinkIdontknow? 🥱😑

@AIDRIVR Clever! 👌

Tesla Vision IRL

@JonBbC_TechGeek 🤮

Got sick real bad and recovering for 2 days. Migraines, fever, sore throat, chills, you name it, I had it. The last thing remaining is a sore throat. Perhaps the worst I’ve had in my entire life, but at least it’s down to one main symptom. Haven’t eaten in 48 hours except a couple bananas and an orange. It was some food that triggered this immense reaction, so I need to play it safe. Should be fully recovered by tomorrow if all goes well.

@JCChristopher Awesome. Please send the vid with data overlay if you can.

I just retraced the exact same path on 69 Eastex Freeway going northbound on the HOV lane and taking the Eastex Park & Ride exit, and Tesla FSD v14.2.2.5 handled its perfectly. It was the exact same setup on the exit as in the Fox News video. FSD slowed down with no vehicles directly in front as we entered the pylon area, and made a buttery smooth right turn.

@niccruzpatane Mercedes has the "highest rated safety autonomous vehicle" in the world today. Huh?🤔

Jensen Huang in a new interview on NVIDIA’s Self-Driving Partnerships: "We’ve been working on self-driving for about ten years now. Our strategy is not to build a self-driving car. Our strategy is to build a platform, so that everybody can have self-driving cars. We partnered with Mercedes first. We’re now on the road. It is the highest-rated safety autonomous vehicle in the world today."

@DavidMoss Done. I knew it was an imposter when I saw that you had followed me. 😂

Please Help Me: New imposter account, if you could report @davldmoss_ I would really appreciate it!

@DirtyTesLa Navigation making random changes. Not related to traffic.

I feel like something has changed with FSD lately... Have you noticed anything? Post clips if you can

@AIDRIVR Sigh...🤨

THE GENIUS OF TESLA LOOK HOW MUCH TIME I SAVE MUCH IMPRESS. VERY WOW

@BenStiller @Rightanglenews Love it. Lean in. Cringe = Views.

@Rightanglenews This was incredibly embarrassing. Also the miscalculation on the size of sample cups. Firing my entire publicity team and rethinking my approach to show business. Is there a way you can ask people not to share video?

BREAKING - The internet is absolutely mocking TDS-afflicted Hollywood actor Ben Stiller after he made a public appearance for his new soda brand, only for everyone to ignore him.

@SawyerMerritt Remember when Tesla was going to license FSD to other automakers?

NEWS: NVIDIA has announced that BYD, Geely, Isuzu and Nissan will use the company's DRIVE Hyperion platform to develop level 4 autonomous vehicle programs. Nvidia also introduced Alpamayo 1.5, "an upgrade that expands NVIDIA Alpamayo — an open portfolio of AI models, simulation frameworks and physical AI datasets for building safe, transparent, reasoning-based AVs — with an interactive, steerable reasoning model." Jensen Huang: The autonomous vehicle revolution is here, the first multitrillion-dollar robotics industry. Everything that moves will eventually be autonomous. The NVIDIA Hyperion platform and our Alpamayo open reasoning models give vehicles the ability to perceive their surroundings, reason through complex situations and act safely, making scalable, level 4 autonomy possible.”

@DavidMoss To be fair... this is X after all.

Which do you think is a better looking car? Take everything else out of it, FSD, software etc just exterior/interior look

@BenStiller @MichaelDBrandt Works for me.

@MichaelDBrandt He likes soda and wanted a healthier alternative to high sugar drinks that wasn’t a pre or pro biotic, just a classic taste that you can also give your kids and feel better about. Also, it’s fun!

why did ben stiller launch a soda brand

@SawyerMerritt Buy and hold. Nailed it.

NEWS: xAI is looking to hire bankers and private credit lenders to make its Grok chatbot better at finance strategy, joining rival AI firms in pushing software for investing professionals. xAI is actively recruiting Wall Street bankers, portfolio managers, traders and credit analysts for its data annotation teams that train Grok, according to a series of job postings on its website. These experts are expected to teach the AI system to think through financial modeling, including leveraged loan syndication, distressed investing and niche bonds such as mortgage-backed securities and collateralized loan obligations. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@niccruzpatane Wow. A wipe-out is actually an achievement.

The Guinness World Record for the fastest drift in a Electric Vehicle was set in China recently. The driver achieved a drift at 132.68 mph (213.5 km/h) in a 1,225 hp Hyptec SSR EV Supercar.

@DavidMoss This post. 😉

What will you put in the back of your Tesla Cybercab?