I am the princess

@poicipensoalnik My great grandparents immigrated from there. I think of the history and culture that helped shaped my family.

Amici di tutto il mondo ora che le barriere sono cadute Voglio farvi una domanda, siate sinceri: Cosa pensate dell' Italia 🇮🇹e degli Italiani? 🇮🇹

@ShamashAran These came out on 3/31, I like the sauces that go with them

Apparently Korea took over my McDonald's when I wasn't paying attention

@sankak_kimono I have 2 yukata that were given to me, I have no idea how to wear them and bo one to help me. They stay in storage till one day I can wear them.

世界の皆さま、アメリカの皆さまへ。 私は日本で毎日着物を着ている者です。着物は難しそうですが、普段着として着るなら簡単に楽しむことができると考えています。着物の最初のステップにどんなことを知りたいと思われるのか教えてもらえたら嬉しいです。 この投稿が届くのか実験しています

@hoshizorarock @GreatWhiteApe youtu.be/kvLMH0wb_0k?si…

@GreatWhiteApe チーズの洞窟ってやつですね♡

アメリカ合衆国の国民の皆様🇺🇸 時が来ました。 本日4月12日はアメリカ合衆国はNational Grilled Cheese Dayとなります。 これよりアメリカ合衆国の皆様には自慢の胃袋でグリルドチーズサンドイッチを食べて食べて食べ尽くしてもらいます。 アメリカ合衆国の皆様にはグリルドチーズサンドイッチの暴力に打ち勝つべく速やかに作戦を実行して頂きたいです。 作戦の名前は【悪魔のような弁護士】と名付けます。 アメリカ合衆国の皆様は速やかにフォーメーションの位置について作戦を実行してください。 私は全てのアメリカ合衆国の皆様の健闘を祈ります。

@mirrormerecos @FiredUpCoug Teenage boy, they don't read labels

@FiredUpCoug No sense of smell and he can't read either?

Oh man, raising teenage children is so amusing! Story time: While preparing to go to a dance with some friends last night, my 16-year-old son showed me his wrinkled shirt and asked what to do about it. I took him into our laundry room, showed him our clothes steamer, and pointed to a gallon of distilled water. "Fill this up with that, hang your shirt up, and then hit it with the steam." A short while later, he left for the dance. This morning, I walked into our laundry room and was met with a super strong scent. Vinegar. At first, I couldn't figure out where it was coming from. But following my nose, I realized the smell was coming from our steamer. It didn't take me long to piece together what had happened. There were two bottles of clear liquid in our laundry room. One, a bottle of distilled water. The other, cleaning vinegar. Yes, my son filled our steamer and steamed his shirt with vinegar. How could he not have noticed? Well, he lost his sense of smell when he had Covid. I can only imagine the conversation his friends had after dropping him off at our house last night. "Dude, what Cologne was Calvin wearing?!" "I don't know man, but it was Aggressive!" "I know, right? He smelled like those potato chips that my grandma likes." My wife and I have been laughing all morning!

@jeremykauffman Eh, just take her to a salon and have the nice lady fix it

wife has been on a trip for a few days, watching the kids by myself has been fine she is due home in 1 hour 3yo girl: daddy I cut my hair

@GrtCdnNeckbeard @ShamashAran That was Donut, he hasn't done one of those in a long time

@ShamashAran I forget who it was but they used to do a sovereign citizen bingo card a few years back and it was hilarious.

Hubs and I are watching cops beat the shit out of sovereign citizens on Youtube

Я абсолютно уверена что единственная миссия вавилонского твиттера в том, что бы люди всего мира посмотрели на то, каким красивым вырос мой кот и показали мне своих красивых котов

@1139pm Is he wearing a tiny gat? Its so cute

자동 번역으로 전세계의 트위터리안이 하나가 되고 있는 지금, 안녕하세요 한국의 검은 고양이 뚱주입니다 제법 귀엽죠

@HRegen Beautiful cake

Сделала торт !!! Он странный и очень тяжёлый) Ещё эта тортница начала прошлого века сама как кирпич( Я за три квартала на всех скамейках посидела пока донесла 😄

@MUKIDEZA2 @rokutobiyamori My order is a plate with super Greens, black pepper Sirloin streak and string been chicken

アメリカの兄貴たち、パンダエキスプレスってあるじゃないですか！日本数店舗しかないんですけど、皆さんはパンダエキスプレスで頼む商品とかありますか？知りたい 日本のクリエーターさんからも聞きたいって！ @rokutobiyamori

@yamanakanobody This ramyeon commercial is banned in Korea 🤣youtu.be/TsG_S4wW_rM?si…

おい、知ってるか？ 日本ではな！ 女の子がうどん啜ってるアニメを作ったら炎上したんだぜ！ 何でか？性的に見えるんだとさ！ これが日本の女にとって性行為と同じらしいぜ！ 気をつけろよな！うどん食ってたらセクハラで訴えられるかもな！

@IanRunkle @ScottApogee Those dudes are bros

@ScottApogee Although my favourite response has to be from the folks from one band, who were like "Just steal it, man."

We licensed Don't Fear the Reaper to use in Prey for $10k back in 2006. Nowadays that same song would cost $150k. We tried to license songs for recent games in the past 2-4 years and the prices are insane now, so we had to pass. These music license companies seem to think all game studios have Hollywood film sized budgets.

@Mariana_hist @Vodoleys We did that in America, jumping from the couch to the chair to avoid touching the floor. I wonder where kids learned this from

@Vodoleys Vocês quando crianças também gostavam de brincar que o chão era de lava e vocês tinham que subir nos móveis para se proteger?

Интересно, а в других странах, кроме России, есть заморочка, что нельзя наступать на трещины в асфальте или на стыки уличной плитки А ТО СЛУЧИТСЯ ЧТО-ТО СТРАШНОЕ ВСЕ УМРУТ АААА!! (я вообще не удивлюсь, если такое есть в Бразилии, они какие-то наши духовные бро)

@Ttviter I bought a bag specifically designed to store bags 🤣

Раз уж Илон наш Маск разрушил вавилонскую парадигму, не могу не задать нашим иностранным друзьям следующий вопрос: - у вас есть пакет для пакетов? 😳 Или же это чисто русская сублимация собирания матрёшки? 🤔

@learning_yohei Wild cherry blossoms next to my neighbor's house

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵🥰 アメリカ人に質問があります🙋‍♀️🇺🇸 アメリカでは桜が咲きますか？🇺🇸🌸 日本ではいろんな場所で桜が咲いています🇯🇵🌸 僕の家のまわりでも咲いています。 🌸🌸🌸🏠🌸🌸🌸

@RoofKorean7 I regret to inform you that I'm a bad person 🤭

The black suv came out of nowhere, the narration is superb and the end is unexpected. Worth watching a few times. If you laugh you're a bad person.

@EpicTweetUs5 @bush_cat32 @HonestlyimNat That's not chili, don't confuse our Japanese bros 🤣

@bush_cat32 @HonestlyimNat Yes. Also “chili” can be made with red chilies or green chilis, ground meat or cubed meat or shredded meat, beef, chicken, pork, or no meat at all. In Cincinnati a variety is “Skyline Chili” which includes cinnamon, served over spaghetti with beans, onions, cheese as options

アメリカではチリに豆を入れる、入れない論争があるの？

@shkotobaza Is this a global thing? Did all our grandmother's store sewing supplies in the cookie tins?

Иностранные пользователи X Подскажите, ваши бабушки тоже хранят швейные принадлежности в коробке от печенья?

@MUKIDEZA2 Good morning from the west coast of America. It's a little rainy this morning after being very nice for a week

そろそろアメリカの兄貴たち起きてくる時間かな？ GM！！！！