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@TheWater369 @KellogCreek @xZeroRewind @chirno_helmet 🤓 👆

@KellogCreek @xZeroRewind @chirno_helmet 1000 strides by a man with which leg length? I imagine say a 6,2 and 5,8 man will have 5%-10% difference in stride lengths. Im not doing the math, because a stride is not a good measurement form. I really appriciate you though. A mile was formerly known as 1000 strides, sure

The inch is the width of my thumb. The foot is the length of my foot. The yard is the reach of my stride. The mile is 1000 left/right/left strides of me and my mates. The cup is a handful of something good. The pint is a satisfying drink, no more no less. The marathon is a distance a man can run. The pound is a loaf of bread that cooks just right. The world is what it is as defined by man. Not what it is as defined by base ten math. We measure the height of a horse with our hands, the proportions of a room according to what is pleasing to our eyes. It shocks and surprises me that the same people who invented the tatami no heya could ever become slaves to the metric system. Reclaim your souls Japanese Bros. Go ahead, use metric to measure your car parts. But stand tall that the distance from the mound to home plate is 60 feet 6 inches because anything shorter is too close and anything farther is too far away.

@ontamadaisuki @KellogCreek @chirno_helmet Since we are made in God's image, and imperial is based off of man, it is the most Godly measurement. Metric is more like a demon who has to count every grain of spilled rice.

@KellogCreek @chirno_helmet いいえ、メートル法は地球の大きさ、水の重さ等から作られています。 つまり神様がお作りになった世界を元に作られています。 私達は、神様がお作りになった世界の法則を見つけ出しただけです。 ナポレオンが自分勝手に決めた単位ではありません。

アメリカ人へ Xにいる日本人の多くがアメリカに好意的なのはわかってもらえたと思う。 ただ、俺を含めたそういった日本人全員がアメリカに対してどうしても許せないことがある。 ヤードポンド法という悪しき単位だ。なぜ世界標準であるメートル法を頑なに拒み続けるんだ。

@JeffreyLuscombe First: the obvious corruption that would be a preposterous waste of money. My city has been putting up one man bathrooms that cost $250,000 a pop. Second: it'll just be a method to inject more nons and bums across the country.

Why do Conservatives hate this so much? Anyone?

@Fouriertrash @Michaeldudufudu "Im not a fan of this image. She looks like a dork." "You're overflowing with RAGE at the mere sight of a woman taking a selfie!!" Im much more annoyed by you than the image tbh. Not a great lent for me this year.

@ImNotJoshSteven @Michaeldudufudu Images of smiling women fill me with rage! (I see your point tho, she is lowk hitting the image below). However, it says a lot more about you than her that you saw her selfie and immediately thought of this! Many such cases!

its a religion

@Fouriertrash @Michaeldudufudu You're very righteous and we are all publicans in your presence.

@ImNotJoshSteven @Michaeldudufudu Also, is it not one of the deepest mysteries of the Crucifixion that we win by rising above our enemies? To "counter signal" is to define yourself on others' level. It may be difficult, but it should probably be avoided for accounts representing Christ.

@Fouriertrash @Michaeldudufudu I got the idea from the picture of her soy face dorking.

@ImNotJoshSteven @Michaeldudufudu I think people project too much onto others online. Where did you get that she was a "soy facing dork"? She has a math youtube channel dedicated to "showing the beauty of mathematics" @elliesleightholm?si=2EMKpquhgLIu3-2X" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@elliesleighth… Honestly, I think she's excited simply for the love of the game.

@Fouriertrash @Michaeldudufudu It's difficult to not counter signal soy facing dorks. Also these types dont like space travel for cool reasons like you and me.

@Michaeldudufudu So uncool of her for getting excited about a symbol of human exploration into new frontiers. Definitely not one of the fundamental human drives. Amerigo Vespucci and Lewis and Clark should've just stayed in their local Orthodox parishes!

@pribation @KalebAtlanta Icons aren't photographs, dingus. They're meant to be symbolic.

@KalebAtlanta symbolic isn’t supposed to overwrite or usurp the literal. some saints just didn’t have beards

I think every male saint should have a beard in icons unless they were a eunuch or reposed a child. The beard depicts a spiritual reality inherent in their manfulness, so it would only be absent to make a specific point about his life, such as youth.

@OrionTheFool @shoe0nhead @overton_news No. You probably think guys who run three card monty are gods if you think the bank pin hustle was anything.

@shoe0nhead @overton_news Didn't someone literally go into Joes podcast and show him a bunch of personal information as an almost threat? I feel like Joe was fully neutered when the guy literally told him "I know your bank pin"

Joe Rogan tells Theo Von to his face he’s “losing his f*cking marbles” during the latest episode of the podcast. Rogan then urged him to get off antidepressants after Von went on a bizarre rant. VON: “It’s all just a cat and mouse game.” “People are like, ‘we’ll elect the Democrats next time.’ But it’s all...the same sh*t has been happening forever.” “They haven’t been helping anybody forever.” “They’re letting f*cking politicians slurp on kids!” “All of our f*cking money goes to Israel and they’re using it to f*cking genocide people!” “It’s like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It’s like, our religious leaders are afraid to speak out.” “It’s like...the...it’s a time where it’s like...satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are talking about bullsh*t at the polls!” “It’s just like, what is going...I don’t know man.” ROGAN: “We gotta get you off those antidepressants, son.” “You’re losing your f*cking marbles!” VON: “You think I am?” ROGAN: “Come hang out with us. Just chill out!”

@RealJean50 @5am1am_6 Then there's no problem with setting a trap in my yard and releasing them miles away. Just like a raccoon.

@5am1am_6 Cats are outside animals! If a cat can get inside her house, then her house has a major problem. All animals can get inside. She’s insane .

Neighborly Drama 🐾 ​It’s truly a shame when things can’t be handled like adults. There is definitely a better way to handle a situation like this without it being about drama or hostility. ​The Reality Check: You can't expect a neighbor to open the door when the behavior is this tense. ​The Bigger Picture: When animals and children are involved, safety and calmness should always come first. ​Why Empathy Wins ​A simple conversation can solve almost anything, but it has to start with mutual respect. Let’s lead with kindness and find solutions together! ​What would you do? 👇 ​[ ] Talk it out calmly ☕ ​[ ] Leave a polite note 📝 ​[ ] Involve a neutral party 🤝 ​[ ] Just keep the door shut 🚪

@raven_2102 @KalebAtlanta They'll have it figured out at some point when there's an autocephalous church of Texas. Until then, Id say it was worth a shot.

@KalebAtlanta IC XC NIKA is way better than whatever this is lol

Jesus Christ Conquers

@poopstr @Rothmus "Not to be pedantic, but it is, in fact, not raining cats and dogs. It's actually an exceptionally heavy amount of water decending from the clouds."

@Rothmus Not to be pedantic, but a crossroads is literally crossed roads. This is a diverging path

@DcoXBRZ @blacknredtext Dark Tower was gay and retarded after just the first book.

@blacknredtext - likes stephen king bfre he bcme a woke retard - books get worse. wait yrs and yrs for each Dark Tower book - dude has an accident. becomes full reatrd - u waited x YEARS to the sequels, books become shit, retard woke puts himself in the plot. SHITTIEST END EVER

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@Ozirmok @Myophile_Bank @LeftSentThis His entire profile is just gay black porn, dude. I have a feeling he knows what the book is.

@Myophile_Bank @LeftSentThis What joke? This is a gay erotica fiction novel written in 2014. By a gay erotica fiction author. That is a fact. The only joke here is dipshits like you trying to pass it off as non-fiction. 🤣

I teach this book (The Delectable Negro) and I urge others to read it.

@_youre__wrong_ @kamaFever @JanieChuckles @hell_line0

@kamaFever @JanieChuckles @hell_line0 The term mother literally means “a female parent” a 10 year old cannot be a parent. Most women who have abortions for one reason or another cannot be a parent. You’re incorrect. Having a baby does not make someone a parent.

They'll call a 10-year-old rape victim a "mother." They'll call a non-viable fetus a "baby." They'll call a life-saving abortion "mur*er." This isn't medicine. It's propaganda to punish women for having sex.

@Counterword15 @Tomhennessey69 Municipalities doing everything they can to avoid lawsuits and paying maintenance workers. Probably a symptom of women being in council positions as well.

@Tomhennessey69 True, and why are the made off rubber instead off wood and concrete? Rubber is soooo bad.

Matt thinks this playground just deteriorated on its own due to poor build quality. Yet another misdiagnosis of root cause.

@Brent2own14 @kangminlee Lol

@kangminlee Orthodox Presbyterian.. Its all the best parts of church tradition paired with the truth of Gods Word that Martin Luther proclaimed.. trust bro

I am now seriously inquiring Catholicism, Orthodoxy, or High-Church Protestantism after this whole fiasco. Modern evangelicalism is compromised & detached from apostolic faith, swapped for subjective feel-good fluff instead of Scripture-rooted truth & historic Church tradition.

@OwnerSomal56346 @kangminlee Id guess the woman being made bishop of England.

@kangminlee Genuinely asking—what fiasco?

@amandaonline @BU6ENHA6EN @sneako I hope he also doesn't say January otherwise he's obviously worshipping Janus.

@BU6ENHA6EN @sneako Passover / Crucifixion / Christ's Resurrection.. never Easter

Typical @sneako coal post. While the name "Easter" may derive from a pagan spring goddess, the religious significance of the day is exclusively the resurrection of Jesus Christ. The crucifixion and resurrection occurred during the week of the jewish passover, aka The Holy Week.

@EvolGeniusLabs @2026Ratman @frenbilt Word concept fallacy is the "did you have breakfast today" for midwits.

@2026Ratman @frenbilt Yeah, meaning Judah. Not ✡️. Same word, different meanings.