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Can we waterboard the writer who decided "I'm gonna need like 10 egg mcmuffin...sandwich........things?" was the way to go w/that commercial?

@Cackalacman @Iamlegnd10 Why’s that funny? He’s got a few kids, he probably doesn’t have the drive to practice 10 hrs a day like guys like Tiger did. He chose family over all time greatness. Nothing to be ashamed about.

@Iamlegnd10 🤣🤣

The downfall of Jordan Spieth does not get enough attention. Maybe because he's so likable they leave him alone? Idk. He has fallen to #61 in the OWGR. We are past "he's injured" at this point. Guys get injured all the time.

@eastbaycitizen I don’t think this went the way you thought it would.

I’ve covered Eric Swawell since he was a member of the Dublin City Council. Shortly after being elected to Congress in 2013, his behavior towards women was known by all levels of our local government and the Alameda County Democratic Party.

@JPaserman @Omranprime @NYCMayor

@Omranprime @NYCMayor Bro he killed 3 ppl. Go invite them to live with you or shut the fuck up.

I have been briefed on an incident that occurred at Grand Central Station this morning. Reports indicate a man slashed three people on the platform with a machete. Officers shot the man when he did not drop the machete. He has since been pronounced dead. I’m grateful to the NYPD for their quick response and for preventing additional violence. The three victims were taken to the hospital and are thankfully in stable condition. The NYPD is conducting an internal investigation and will release body-worn camera footage, as it does in all incidents involving the discharge of an officer's firearm.

@ZeroShift7 @32nds @other_st_nick 15 cookies in an hour isn't hard. 15 cookies in an hour after you've had 75 in the last 5 hours sounds a little rough. 15 cookies in an hour after you've had 300 in the last 20 hours sounds like it might be more than a bit challenging.

@32nds @other_st_nick It's not lethal. It'll probably upset your stomach and definitely push you towards diabetes, but it's not lethal unless you're allergic. 15 cookies per hour isn't exactly hard

If you don’t believe you can eat 360 Oreo cookies in 24 hours for 5 million dollars you aren’t allowed to call yourself a man

@norman_gob5858 @RealEnfuegoMMA @ScottKacsmar 1. Head coach stalks team employee who then puts a restraining order out. 2. Head coach has consensual sex with national reporter who has no affiliation with team. This is apples to apples to you?

@Jrlanger @RealEnfuegoMMA @ScottKacsmar Agree with that component 100% if one is to be punished all should right? The standard has been set already

This has a chance to be one of the grossest double standards of all time if her career gets railroaded over this while nothing happens to Vrabel. And no, a divorce would not relate to his career. That's personal.

@LenK02 @daveynoprops @ScottKacsmar so assuming you are correct, which you're not, but why would the Patriots fire Vrabel if they are BENEFITTING from him hooking up w/Russini?

@daveynoprops @ScottKacsmar If you don't think his team benefits from him sleeping around with a national reporter, you're being incredibly naive..

@norman_gob5858 @RealEnfuegoMMA @ScottKacsmar I think him being a stalker and the girl getting a restraining order on him may have had something to do w/the Sherrone situation.

@RealEnfuegoMMA @ScottKacsmar Then why did Sherrone Moore and Ime Udoka get fired? 🤔 lol

@jefffieldsacto @25YearsAgoLive unfortunately he was signed out of his AOL Instant Messenger acct, so no way to figure it out given our current technological limitations.

@25YearsAgoLive But WHAT was his SOCIAL MEDIA HISTORY

Robert William Fisher blows up his house in Scottsdale, Arizona, murdering his wife and two children, and then flees from justice.

@JesseKellyDC Augusta National

It’s amazing how many businesses treat the customer like crap now. So in the interest of positivity, what’s a business you’ve recently had a great customer service experience with?

@nukedbyelon @RealRichSimms @vanillaopinions ok we're done here

@Jrlanger @RealRichSimms @vanillaopinions Why do you need $50 from a friend this sounds extremely jewish

the racial difference in payment app usage is fascinating

@nukedbyelon @RealRichSimms @vanillaopinions Person A runs March Madness pool in Colorado. Person B lives in Texas. Buy-in is $50. How do you suggest Person B gets $50 to his friend in Colorado? Mail a check?

@RealRichSimms @vanillaopinions Friends do not split bills with each other

@RealRichSimms @wildhanner @vanillaopinions

@Jrlanger @wildhanner @vanillaopinions run that by me again nigga

@RealRichSimms @wildhanner @vanillaopinions the idea of not knowing what Venmo or Zelle is would be considered the definition of being a poor.

@wildhanner @vanillaopinions explain it to me like I'm not a poor and have never needed one before then

@GoHoosPodcast Ann Coulter?

Assuming Coach Staley won’t come back, the first call I’d make is to . . .

@Youbigma @skumWgmi 🤣🤣

@skumWgmi HIGHLY doubt this. Your family is probably worth $100

My boomer uncle has $430,000 in his 401k. Won't turn the heat above 67. Still clips coupons. Hasn't bought new shoes in four years. Saving it. For what, I asked once. He thought about it for a long time. "I don't know," he said. "Emergencies."

@JayEEff @slmandel Why 50 mins though? Get the 2 teams out there and start warming up for 20 mins

@slmandel They had 50 minutes to kill, and a 7 man set only took up 7 minutes.

Why are they doing this?

@someone41474406 @Howlingmutant0 Personally I’m more disturbed by the lack of small children running around, hooting n hollering and just lookin all cute n stuff

@Howlingmutant0 Modern playgrounds are so lame and boring. That is my biggest takeaway from this.

Messing around with the camera on my new phone

@FairfaxCountyPD thats Lorton, not Woodlawn

Officers are on scene of a pedestrian crash at Richmond Hwy and Pohick Rd near Woodlawn. The pedestrian, an adult male, was struck by a vehicle and transported to the hospital w/ life-threatening injuries. The driver of the striking vehicle remained on scene. (1/2)

@PaineInTheAsss @ItsJuliansRum figures

@Jrlanger @ItsJuliansRum If only an internet existed

Charlie Kirk was great at debating but man he sucked ass at picking a wife

@PaineInTheAsss @ItsJuliansRum got an example?

@ItsJuliansRum He was great at debating college kids. Anytime he was confronted by an actual intellectual, he took all of 3 questions to look like a complete fucking idiot