(((Max™ M.D.)))

Chemtrails don't exist Turbo cancer doesn't exist Covid does exist Covid vaccines worked Ivermectin doesn't work for Covid Ivermectin doesn't work for cancer Vaccines eradicated smallpox Vaccines don't cause autism Thanks and have a wonderful day

@WaffleHouse Try hash browns scattered? As opposed to what? Just curious?

New Veep deleted scene feat. Kristi Noem.

@Max From one Max to another. Can you please tell me why Instacart customer service keeps parroting the same BS nonsense and won’t help me at all.

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 The oldest and greatest country on earth 🇺🇸 has officially taken out the Supreme Leader of Iran 🇮🇶 , Ali Khaleesi This marks our third resounding victory over them in wars since 1991 He died with zero SEC championships and having never lettered in shit

@DocBastard @Mudiakingsley Agreed.

@Mudiakingsley I hesitate to even imagine. She’s clearly aligned with RFK, and the destruction he’s wrought so far is immeasurable.

There are thousands of physicians who would be qualified to be the US Surgeon General, so of course Donald Trump nominated Casey Means, someone who is uniquely unqualified to treat anyone, let alone EVERYONE in the country. My thoughts: docbastard.net/2026/02/americ…

Just checking if we all would’ve been cool with this?

@Pricerrors I tried may of these. All have been cancelled.

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@MDforLives What the hell is “Riood?” Do you mean blood?

Donation is a clinical, ethical, and human commitment. #NationalDonorDay #OrganDonation #HealthcareImpact

@RealTimers @billmaher @JonHaidt @SRuhle @LTGHRMcMaster @HBO Will the MAGA movement die when (if) Trump leaves office?

FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @JonHaidt, @SRuhle and @LTGHRMcMaster to Real Time @HBO! Reply with a question for Bill and his guests & join the conversation after the show on #RTOvertime.

@DiscountTire My tires on my car that are in DESPERATE need of replacement. Care to meet me halfway, @DiscountTire?

The things most beautiful in life are circular: donuts, hula hoops, tires, bologna... what else?

@danicamckellar @Math_files You’re saving the answer is six? 3! =6

@Math_files No conflict, just 3! (You're thinking of when variables are involved.)

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@InstacartHelp Sent you at DM. Why did you cancel my promotion before the expiration date?

As a grammar nerd, I’ve been trying for years to get @MerriamWebster to follow me. What does it take? Because I’m willing to trade my mother’s 1980 Collegiate Dictionary.

@WasteManagement I’ve tried. And that’s not helpful. Can someone here just please help me? I’ve tried and tried. My bins haven’t even been delivered.

@MaximumCap Thank you for reaching out. Please visit us at wm.com/us/en/support ^tb

@WasteManagement Why am I being charged a delivery fee when the initial setup made no mention of it? And why was the fee charged when the bins haven’t even been delivered?!?!

“We need Greenland for national security” “We need Greenland for natural resources” “Greenland is in our backyard” “The people of Greenland aren’t governed well” Now replace “Greenland” with “Crimea” and you have Kremlin talking points about Ukraine. This is a problem.

@MerriamWebster When is it “pleaded” and when it is “pled?”

This is getting ridiculous