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@misspaulalondon x.com/NotProbableSpa…

Haha he looks about 100! 🫣

@dbs100000 I do ..He's not just somebody, he's well known and putting himself out there, believe me where I come from that takes guts.

@NotProbableSpam 💯 he’s speaking up for his people and you have to respect that !

I bet he’s found out who his friends are recently and they wouldn’t have been who he thought ! I bet he’s lost a few friends too !! ☹️

@claire_adams694 Heres a question... Maybe not important for many but.... Who would Reform or Restore align with in Northern Ireland ?

Shall we do a Reform V’s a Restore space? I’m game… 😉🇬🇧🩵

@MartinKnight_ Sorry @rickygervais I couldn't help it.

@MartinKnight_ x.com/NotProbableSpa…

Didn’t know you were a Muslim. You never mentioned it before.

@Geniustechw If 56 year old Mrs Notprobablespam dressed like this I'd need to join the greens for free heroin .....

Why is 56 year old Jennifer Lopez dressing like this? 👇

@FABSITEUK Thank god we don't have water rates....

Well home early little me time been a tough week tbh but I'll get there. Just had a letter saying my council tax has increased by £200 a year and water rates gone up too ...it's sedative time me thinks 🥃👍😂

@misspaulalondon Hope he enjoys the diversity

Trans special constable who raped victims as young as 12 and now identifies as a woman WILL be sent to a male prison after being jailed for 24 years.. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@HJB_News__ British Muslims who integrate, respect our traditions and culture, who don't force theirs upon us are not the issue IMHO. The issue is decent Muslims cannot go against those radicals in their communities ....

London Mayor Sadiq Khan: “British Muslims are scared”

@FABSITEUK So much negativity about policing on social media. In reality the men and women doing the job do so because they care..... Thoughts are with these officers.

Thoughts and prayers for officers,families and colleagues 💙💙🙏🙏

@LeilaniDowding Never had a horse but I think this is indeed a perfect evening...... Spoilt by having to go home.

Perfect

@ReturnofColin2 x.com/NotProbableSpa…

The lights are on, but there's definitely no one home. This is one seriously deluded and dangerous bint.

@dbs100000 Debs... We're talking play parks not an 80s fancy dress house party ...... Been there

Hell yeah ! And the witches hat ! Bloody terrifying and marvellous at the same time !!

@timdavies_uk Should be but alas they'd all be hanging these days

Make it mandatory for Englishman to practise longbow on Sundays again! 'the_hooded_man_' on youtube

@CliveWardauthor Also relatable to 1990s policing @ruc

HORROR BAG Packed lunch, The Haver bags. The horror, the horror!!! The ultimate gastronomic experience. Yes, I remember the odd compo ration ending up in the Horror bags or the white boxes of death in some shape or form, corn dog sandwiches and cheese possessed to name but a few. Probably leftovers from compo days and they were dumped in the guard boxes. No complaints from me though being a bean stealing pad. THE CONTENTS OF THE HORROR BAG 2x sweaty warm cheese and tomato sandwiches, sometimes mystery fish. 1x boiled egg (great for long coach journeys) Imagine it, the average coach has fifty-six seats, times that by the gases of fifty-six boiled eggs, three hours into the journey with added hurry up and wait time, GAS, GAS, GAS, respirators on! 1x Unbranded packet of salt and vinegar or ready salted crisps, famous for sucking all the moisture out of your body faster than the average Essex girl. 1x tasteless apple. 1x bottle of Panda pop or rola cola pish water that always exploded as soon as you opened it. Get rid of the stuff and the military dentists will be out of work! I’ve been told you get bubble gum flavour nowadays. 1x mystery item wrapped in Clingfilm…may be a grey last week’s leftover range stew pasty, or a sausage roll that contained that many E-numbers that eating one lowered your IQ by at least 40 points, or some unknown meat pasties 5% meat 95% flakes. Avoid! (Half frozen of course). COMPO FOOD OF THE GODS by Clive Ward www.clivewardauthor.comAvailable on Kindle and paperback amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BQGY54HH/…

@ROBERTC89388577 @LozzaFox Seems many do.

@NotProbableSpam @LozzaFox CHEERS I TOTALLY AGREE!

Please fuck off and when you have finished fucking off, please continue to fuck off for a good distance until you find a place to live which treat women like property and despises free speech. When you have reached that place, please fuck off some more. Oh, and fuck Islam. 👋

@sirwg202110 x.com/NotProbableSpa…

Hannah Spencer MP: “This morning I’ve been at Madina Mosque and joined in prayers with everyone for Eid.” What will she do after Eid? She’ll have to attend Friday prayers to keep the charade going—and, no doubt, pray for the “resistance”.

@JohnNicholRAF Many a freezing night spent out the top hatch on a piglet.

Sad to hear military is retiring its fleet of Land Rovers. As a young airman on Tactical Communications Wing 82-6 I spent a huge portion of my life in them. 2 memories: 1. Working with the 47 Sqn Herc SF Flight post Falklands-war, practicing running off-loads & extractions of 'Airhead Party' during endless (and vomit-inducing) tac landings & take-offs 2. Demonstrating a 'hand-brake' turn at end of runway - not fully understanding the handbrake actually locked the transmission: managed to flip it over on side blocking RW for hours. Got charged & fined £60! Still got commissioned later: RAF not too picky in 80s!

@Mattisamazing33 It's not hate on my part mate...

To all the haters