Rabkovský

Thinking about starting a company that provides marketing slogans for other companies called “Pun of Your Business.”

Hey @Panger40 your very obvious bias against the Habs is showing in this telecast. I guarantee you that more @CanadiensMTL are watching - even IN THE US than @LightningHockey viewers. BTW his name is “Lane” Hutson. Not Cole. Cole is his brother. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@icantevenfilms The irony of using a Leonard Cohen song in your antisemitic messaging campaign...

Monitoring the Situation

@Ty_col17 @EricEngels "benched?" - No.

@EricEngels So Dobson benched until playoffs?

Only equipment hanging in Habs room belongs to Dobson, Carrier and Laine. Team traveling to Long Island…

@BryanMudryk @ArponBasu OK I admit it - I was making fun of that segment - and in response, my friend made me (or... us?) this:

Muddy 🤝 Basu

@pollardo410 @MatthewOhayon Funny thing is, I wouldn't trade Slaf straight up for Matthews right now. Slaf is 21, on a way better contract, is a power-forward in the making. Matthews is... 28? And a big weirdo... who caves in the spotlight, makes too much $$, and will be out of Toronto in 2 years.

@MatthewOhayon It's amazing that he actually looks like a first overall pick when he is playing for his country then looks like a 4th liner for montreal

I just know Leafs fans are seething that the panel just pumped Juraj Slafkovsky’s tires so much without mentioning Matthew Knies

@HabsInHighHeels Hey @HabsInHighHeels you are WRONG. First of all, Crosby has 5 goals... not 4. And Ovechkin has 8 goals at the olympics.

For Olympic goals scored by #NHL players, #Habs Juraj Slafkovský 🇸🇰 is top of the list with 8. The next players after him -- 🇨🇦 Sidney Crosby, 🇸🇪 Erik Karlsson and 🇨🇦 Drew Doughty -- all have 4

@TheMarcitect @SKivimaa Exactly how stupid *are* you people?

@SKivimaa A trans person wasn't murdered so why is their flag being flown at half mast? This guy is a fucking tool.

The Trans Flag will be flown at half mast- PM Carney

OK Seriously F-You @ChipotleTweets What even was that?! I followed all the instructions.. which were damn complicated, BTW - and nothing.

Yikes. Someone fire the audio guy! #SuperBowlLX @GreenDay

According to @Igor_Larionov This would have been Team Russia for Men's Hockey @olympics @nhl #MilanoCortina2026... pretty good goalies, eh? Too Bad we don't get to see @ovi8 and #Demidov

@VTouru Ridiculous! Oliver Kapanen is already better than Tolvanen, Haula... and he's WAY better than Kappo Kakko...

FIN Rantanen-Hintz-Granlund Lehkonen-Aho-Teräväinen Luostarinen-Lundell-Kakko Tolvanen-Haula-Armia Kapanen-Kiviranta Heiskanen-Lindell Mikkola-Ristolainen Määttä-Jokiharju Lehtonen-Matinpalo Saros Lankinen Korpisalo

@Dreamorb2021 @iehedbsksb70405 @Suzy4Selke @paqdaddy @Dreamorb2021 Jannik - Don't be crazy. Demidov has 46 points, is +8. Emil has 23, is -8. Emil's average TOI is 16:53... Demidov's is 15:26... 90 seconds is a lot. Emil's usage is also deployed differently. It's a bad comparable. We all love Emil Heineman in MTL... but come on.

@iehedbsksb70405 @Suzy4Selke @paqdaddy Montreal is a good team.

Or maybe you do

@tedtheodorou Hey @Sportsnet @BartsBytes can someone PLEASE tell Garry Galley that he's allowed to let the broadcast BREATHE a bit? That he doesn't have to talk over every SINGLE INCH of air? What is wrong with this man?! SOMEONE TELL HIM TO SHUT UP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!

Garry Galley has the most annoying voice/personality in all of sports broadcasting.

@joeyfazz @MitchyGallo @TSN690 Hey @joeyfazz —- @mitchygallo is a GREAT guy. He’s also funny, smart, hard-working, and good at what he does. He’s well-liked., too. Can you say the same? Betting it’s a no. @tsn690. Also… “nonsense” is one word. Please learn how to spell.

Can someone at @TSN690 get Mitch Gallo off the radio. It's over 2 weeks now he's either just yelling and just talking non sense...

@pstarke @ArponBasu @BasuAndGodin @MAGodin So now we're Coming into Shore? Like Eddie Shore? Old Time Hockey!

@RobWorsoff @ArponBasu @BasuAndGodin @MAGodin Is this the same as “coming into shore,” which seems like the more common phrase?

No weekly Canadiens notebook today. Instead, there’s this on Juraj Skafkovský as he prepares for his next Olympic moment just as he arrives on the cusp of NHL stardom: nytimes.com/athletic/69822…

@pstarke @ArponBasu @BasuAndGodin @MAGodin I STAND CORRECTED! Chat GPT confirms that "Coming into Dock" *is* actually a thing. Still, maybe not the best choice of words, given the obvious x-rated overtones...

@pstarke @ArponBasu @BasuAndGodin @MAGodin haha i mean... not exactly that... punny. How 'bout Dach Tales? Let’s Get Ready to Dach? Dachin’ USA? Dach Around The Clock? Dach Itch? -- Oh yeah feels like Dach Itch would've been way better... given we're... itching... for Dach. Even tho we aren't. Because he blows.

@pstarke @ArponBasu @BasuAndGodin @MAGodin Guessing it has to do with a dock? Like on a lake? As if "Coming into Dock" is a well-known phrase, while boating? It isn't... but "Coming Into Dach" DOES sound like something from Pornhub! 🤣 Anyways - We don't pay @ArponBasu for his puns! We love him for his smart analysis.

@RobWorsoff @ArponBasu @BasuAndGodin @MAGodin LOL all great options but were you able to decipher the actual episode title?

@Alexand53317393 @HabsOnReddit Quelle est la couleur du ciel dans ton monde?

@HabsOnReddit put him with demidov on the second line and tell me he's not better than kapanen

Phil Danault with the Habs since Dec. 23 (12 games): • 0G-4A-4P • 56.7% on faceoffs, 16:31 mins TOI/GP • On the ice for team worst 15 even-strength goals against • Worst on-ice even-strength goal differential of -8 on the team in that span, while averaging 13:24 EV mins

Having @DanRTSN back on the @CanadiensMTL TV broadcast is truly heartwarming, even if it is only temporary. Come back to us Dan! (You’re our only hope).