blame the Dog

@arva61138 That would be on account of his pen!s

Michelle Obama is the worst First Lady of all time!

@ArcadianStill @libsoftiktok If she is missing a few bits and pieces before arriving at the woodchipper, I won't ask any questions.

@Roy_PhillipsII @libsoftiktok Are you sure we can't stop on the way for some mild toture?

OMG Denver Public Schools Board just voted UNANIMOUSLY to DISMISS lgbtq teacher Jennifer Honka after she reportedly made female students kiss each other and graded them on it What is going on in these schools?!

@SolarXai @libsoftiktok You misspelled 'woodchipper'

@libsoftiktok Attorneys: isn’t that grooming? She deserves to be in the registry.

Did we dodge a bullet?

@TeamTrump47 Japanese schools don't have janitors. The students are made to clean the school.

I’d like to trade everyone who supports Karmelo Anthony and commits crimes for a person from Japan. Deal!?

@lsferguson A gun toting, beer swiggin', truck driving, freedom lovin' American

I fucking love being American

Time to get that volcano lair I’ve always wanted. I think it’s in the “Beyond” section of BB&B.

@ksorbs I certainly won't beg them to stay. If you wanna leave, then don't let the door hit cha where the good Lord split cha.

Larry Reid, podcaster, who is black, is asking all black people to move back to Africa over the Karmelo Anthony verdict. Sounds reasonable.

@GuntherEagleman I'd wait until they left the house, then climb on top of their roof a raise a flag.

What would you do if your Democrat neighbor asked you to take down your American flag? I know what I’d do.

@Sisterval72 @TomFitton He may be a coward, but more so than that, he is a filthy swamp rat.

@TomFitton Oh, I think you DO have the votes, Mr. Thune. What you do NOT have is Mitch McConnell's permission. And he won't give it. And you don't have the intestinal fortitude to do it on your own. Mr. Thune, you are a coward.

Too many Republicans in Senate simply don't want voter id and citizenship verification. Democrats can't stop the SAVE Act. But Republicans can. And did.

@GuntherEagleman The SAVE AMERICA Act. To bad @LeaderJohnThune is a filthy swamp rat that will never allow that to happen.

If you could give President Trump one birthday gift tomorrow, what would it be?

@RpPatriot1776 @libsoftiktok That will help a little. We should also start ruthlessly enforcing the death penalty. And not this 35 years later nonsense. This guy should be swinging from a tree 10 mins. after the guilty verdict is rendered.

@libsoftiktok I keep saying it but we really need mental institutions again. Does anyone know why they shut them down in the first place?

BREAKING: Donald Ambrose arrested in PA after allegedly entering the office of Republican State Rep. Kathleen Tomlinson and threatening staffers, shouting “YOU’RE DEAD!” Ambrose is now charged with making terroristic threats and disorderly conduct.

@JohnCornyn John, you had one job. We told you what we wanted. California showed us why we needed it. Instead, you offered us excuses and suggested changing the name of a highway to placate us. And now you're lashing out at a person who fights for us. So, respectfully, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Grifter

@Clock_Hypocrisy @libsoftiktok If he is homeless and hungry, I know a great place for him. He will have 3 hot and a cot, and with 21 prior arrests, he will fit right in with his neighbors.

@libsoftiktok Doesn't seem like he was violent in any of these cases, probably a homeless guy that needed food, but of course we understand what racist narrative you're spinning. Clocked.

Meet Tyroan Jakeil Telemacque, a career criminal with at least 21 prior burglary arrests. He was arrested AGAIN in Austin, Texas, after he broke into a Grocery store. Court records show he has specifically targeted that same store numerous times for the last EIGHT YEARS. How is this criminal not in prison???

@libsoftiktok We all know that 99.5% of that money will end up in the bank accounts of NGO employees.

BREAKING: The California State Library under Democrat-appointed Director Greg Lucas, announces a $750,000 taxpayer funded grant to ensure the preservation and increased accessibility of lgbtq material

@Georgiapapi @MattWalshBlog I'd say the UK is worse. Not by much but still.

@MattWalshBlog It could be worse, you could be living in the UK right now Oh wait, it's just as bad here

Consider all of the blatant lies that activists tell about cases we’ve all lived through. Cases where there’s video and forensic evidence disproving their claims. Think about how the false narratives spread anyway and eventually become mainstream orthodoxy. Now go back and consider every supposed racist atrocity from decades or centuries ago. Every “innocent” minority wrongfully persecuted by racist whites. I’m not saying that all of those stories aren’t true. I’m saying that you can’t assume that they are true. If they can lie about the stuff we all witnessed with our own eyes, imagine what they can do with the things none of us witnessed.

@Ikennect 17 or 18(depending on how precise you want to be) I've never made a call with a rotary phone, but I have played with an old one i found when I was a kid.

How many did you get? All 20? Their confidence is highly suspect.