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First time for me on a train in hot weather this year and I’d forgotten how fridge-like @chilternrailways keeps their carriages. I’m dressed for the weather outside, not a blowy fridge! # freezing

My birthday treat this year was going to see A Comedy About Spies and it did not disappoint. Bravo @mischieftheatre you’ve done it again with @spiescomedy. Possibly your best show yet, and I’ve loved ALL of your shows!

I’m so glad I’m not in summer clothes today. The train I’m on is freezing. Why oh why do they set the air-con so cold and blowy? If I didn’t have an overcoat, which I’m carrying for later, I’d have to move. #airconfail #chilternrail

I’ve booked. Can’t wait.

I’m not impressed @dhlexpressuk, not impressed at all. You dropped a 24kg parcel on my doorstep and ran. You didn’t knock or ring the doorbell. I was in and saw you drive off. It took me ages to get the parcel indoors.

Why is 5G so rubbish these days. Used to be I could get on the internet with 5G but not now. What’s happened @O2 ? Stuck somewhere with no WiFi and I can’t get any work done! #rubbish5G #O2

@TetchyBitch @livia_edin I once got on a train where a ‘businessman’ had spread himself and his stuff over 4 seats. Had to smile when the train filled up and a parent with 2 small children took ‘his’ other 3 seats.

@livia_edin That is true but the worst culprits are those with laptop rucksacks and they aren't doing it because they can't store the bag. They are doing it because they don't want someone to sit next to them and people will walk to another swat without bags over starting a confrontation.

Bag Wanker on the packed Avanti picked the wrong day and the wrong person for refusing to move his bags off the seat. What is it with people and their bags on the damned seat on a packed train? Either you move it or I do lad. Make your selection.

@mischiefcomedy @playgoeswrong @FlameLDN All of them at least once. Saw The Play That Goes Wrong for the 5th time last week ❤️

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@mischiefcomedy @playgoeswrong @FlameLDN All of them, at least once. Happy 10th Anniversary 🎉

RT @MordenStation: Friday 12th July 2024 Thought Of The Day From Morden Underground Station

@DrHoenderkamp Wasn’t that what the poll tax in the 1980s was meant to address?

Council tax is the most punitively unfair tax there is. A home housing 6 working people, generating 6x more refuse, using 6x as many public services as the same as the house next door with a lone occupant. A tax per occupant was always the fairest way. But we now have this. @UKLabour will change the bands, add extra bands and look at taxing the garden space you she. They will raise taxes this way; politics of envy at its worst. apple.news/AGdl45SvwQaeNo…

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RT @ilovenostalgia: Do you know why?

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@SoVeryBritish Every time!

You: “Only three days until Christmas!” Your body: “Here, have a cold!”

@ilovenostalgia You live your life in the songs you hear on the rock and roll radio…