Kieran Burke

@SaulStaniforth Ofgem is a complete waste of time. Bring nothing to the table except to help justify the huge profits energy companies make. Jokers.

The head of Ofgem (whose predecessor was on over £300,000/year) gives some helpful tips on how people can reduce their bills. The presenter then asks, what about the rising profits of the energy companies? Nothing to do with us, the head of Ofgem says.

@shitscousery @xGPhilosophy No, you’re spot on, meaningless horseshit stat

@xGPhilosophy xG means nothing Hull "should've" been relegated, instead promoted Sunderland "should've" been relegated, instead get European football Is there a more meaningless stat in football?

Sunderland should’ve been relegated, based on xG. They’ll be playing in the Europa League next season.

@NUFC And Sunderland in Europe hahahahahahaha

Defeat in our final game of the 2025/26 season. ⏱️

@Everton @eToro Let’s hope it’s your turn for relegation next season, pointless club

@eToro 86' Big chance as Alcaraz, Keane and George trade quick passes into the box. Tyrique tries to square it for Beto, but Spurs intercept. [1-0] #TOTEVE

1' Away we go. COYB!! 🔵 [0-0] #TOTEVE

@WhiteHouse More bullshit

🚨 "An Agreement has been largely negotiated, subject to finalization between the United States of America, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the various other Countries, as listed..." - President Donald J. Trump

@FabrizioRomano @SamiMokbel_BBC Dan Burn over Maguire, aye ok Tuchel….lame

🚨 Phil Foden, Luke Shaw and Fikayo Tomori also expected to be left OUT of the 2026 World Cup, reports BBC. ❌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Madueke could be part of the squad, per @SamiMokbel_BBC.

@youneshhamou_ @BBCSport He doesn’t play for Manchester United so it doesn’t get clicks or likes

@BBCSport Tammy Abraham won all three is you want to add that? 🤷‍♂️🤣

Three successive European finals, back-to-back titles… Jadon Sancho 👏

@dipsMUFC @mikeinmcr Grown man, embarrassing

Hahaha

@For_Film_Fans @richardpbacon Tim from Ruislip may disagree……although i definitely think it’s 30/40 times I’ve been though it haha

If I told you how many times I’ve watched every single episode of this world-class Comedy, you’d either pity me or think me mad. It is, quite simply, one of my favourite things in life. THE THICK OF IT (2005-12) It debuted 21yrs ago today.

@AFTVMedia VARarsenal

Check complete. No red card for Havertz. But honestly that's really, really fortunate of him that there wasn't enough force.

@ArchRose90 Loads of people know he runs, is this all you got you absolute tit? Reform……this is the standard member.

This is hilarious. The Daily Mail has revealed that Andy Burnham was jogging at 12.18pm, then he returned home 45 minutes in his VW Golf. His jog was just a photo op. Why pretend to jog? It just makes him look fake and untrustworthy. Something the public hate about politics.

@WestHam Lovely stuff

Newcastle double their lead. ⚫️ 2-0 ⚒ (19')

@Nedproper 3 of the worst pundits / presenters / journalists you’ll ever see, this isn’t even surprising.

🤣This aged well ye fucking Bellends. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤬

@andrewlawrence Genuinely don’t believe you’ve ever made anyone laugh, ever.

I genuinely don't believe this man has ever been for a run before in his life.

@stusfootyflash @sid_lambert Class Stu. Some player Hirsty!

That time I drunkenly met Sheffield Wednesday legend David Hirst on a Friday night and he was more than happy to endorse my upcoming Rumbelows Cup book. What a bloke! Get Ready For This: The Remarkable Rumbelows Cup Era Out now! 👉🏻 amzn.eu/d/0fSeftZF

@Everton @marcwebber From a United fan, massive respect to Seamus Coleman, model professional and a wonderful player. True Evertonian

Seamus Coleman – one of our greatest-ever servants and captains – has announced his proud Everton playing career spanning more than 17 years will come to an end when his contract expires next month. Thank you for everything, Seamus. 💙

How can you tell Sky don’t give a shite about Rugby League? They have the Darts and Bradford / Bolton on 4 channels and Saints / Hudds on a red button??? Game is on its arse @SuperLeague

@CelticFC Old firm in the dust, love to see it

85’ - Goal Motherwell 🟦2️⃣-2️⃣🟩 #MOTCEL | #CelticFC🍀

@sid_lambert @IanWright0 Even as a United fan, that ball from Solako for Wrights second is ridiculously good.

36 years ago today: One of the greatest FA Cup Finals. @IanWright0 scores twice to put Palace ahead. Mark Hughes nets a late United equaliser. 3pm k/o. All day in front of the telly. John Motson voicing the drama. What days they were.

@FoxNews Making it up as he goes, more u-turns and bullshit.

BREAKING: "As soon as this war is over, which will not be long, you're going to see oil prices drop and you're going to see a stock market which is already at the highest point in history, go through the roof. "With all of this, inflation is much lower than it was under Biden. Biden had the highest inflation in the history of our country... Our inflation is just short term." - President Trump