Slim Jesus

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Slim Jesus

Slim Jesus

@rocksnriffs

Anthropology/Paleontology Grad Student UT Austin. Small Mammal Fan. Metalhead. Snowboarder. Disc Golfer. Shower Beers. beers.

Austin, Texas انضم Ağustos 2018
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Slim Jesus
Slim Jesus@rocksnriffs·
@KadriCanDunk @FriedgeHNIC Cause JT miller is the heart and soul of America. Have you not seen the way he's been captaining the rangers to glory this year?
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Elliotte Friedman@FriedgeHNIC·
USA inserts Clayton Keller for Kyle Connor vs Germany
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Slim Jesus
Slim Jesus@rocksnriffs·
@DailyFaceoff @JLazzy23 @CarterHutton4 @bet365ca You've gotta be softer than melted butter if you are getting upset by a naughty little hand signal when the same league allows fist fights as part of the sport and the broadcasts are increasing picking up naughty language from the players with on ice mics 🧈
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TML Domain
TML Domain@13Leafs01·
@J_Swish24 Talk all the shit you want, but no one really cares. They don't celebrate assists in Toronto. Marner will be forgotten soon enough.
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Jordan Schmaltz
Jordan Schmaltz@J_Swish24·
Imagine how horny Toronto media is right now for that post morning skate scrum tomorrow to ask Mitchie Griddy Marner why he left and was it because people wrote mean tweets about him online. Marc Masters has been to Costco 3 times already today loading up on baby oil and industrial sized bottles of Jirgens. Breakout the Kleenex folks. They will be needed one way or the other #GriddyWatch #MitchieHometownMarner -J. Swish, 1050 the fan, Scottsdale Arizona
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Slim Jesus
Slim Jesus@rocksnriffs·
@JLazzy23 Are they trying to get Sullivan canned before the Olympics?? 🗑️🔥
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Jonny Lazarus
Jonny Lazarus@JLazzy23·
The good news about the 1st period is that you don't need a chart to tell you how bad #NYR played. 4-0 #GoSensGo after 20 minutes.
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The Rangers Wire
The Rangers Wire@TheRangersWire·
@Buccigross @frank_seravalli You watch any JT in OT this year. Idk might be nice to have a guy who just puts the game on his back in a must win situation but I understand points are what matter.
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BucciOT.Com
BucciOT.Com@Buccigross·
Surprised Jason Robertson didn't make Team USA...
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Slim Jesus
Slim Jesus@rocksnriffs·
@Sportsnet Binner lookin elite against the aves tonight
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Sportsnet@Sportsnet·
“I think it’s his net to lose at the start of the tournament.” Sam Cosentino on Jordan Binnington starting in net for Canada 🥅
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Slim Jesus
Slim Jesus@rocksnriffs·
@ESPNRefNHL if offensive player in offensive zone high sticks a defender but the refs miss it, and then the offensive team scores before the puck clears the zone again, is that challengeable for a missed stoppage?
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Slim Jesus@rocksnriffs·
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Satan
Satan@s8n·
HELL JUST FROZE OVER GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
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William Reyes
William Reyes@WAReyes6·
A New year = A New Aetosaur! It’s My pleasure to introduce Garzapelta muelleri published in @AnatRecord -A very spiky aetosaur whose convergence in osteoderm morphology complicates our understanding of the morphological disparity of the aetosaurian dorsal carapace. #FossiFriday
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Rob Gucci
Rob Gucci@heatdaddy69420·
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Rats
Rats@LegalizeRats·
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Cugine
Cugine@meals_by_cug·
Happy bare min Friday
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Karie Whitman
Karie Whitman@whitmankl·
The latest installment of Metacheiromys preparation! I've got it down to the oval that contains the little curled up creature. Now just leveling off the bottom before we scan it again, then I can uncover the skeleton! #fossilfriday @DukeLemurCenter @MattBorths
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Alex Brannick (she/her)
Alex Brannick (she/her)@Alex_Brannick·
The last chapter of my dissertation is now published—check it out! Many thanks to my coauthors, the reviewers, and the folks at PE!
Palaeontologia Electronica@PalaeoE

New paper finds #marsupials had diverse #diets, and achieved this diversity earlier in the #Cretaceous than other #mammal groups. The authors apply #DentalTopography to 71 extinct members of #Metatheria, finding they had more diverse #ecology than other #LateCretaceous #mammals.

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William Reyes
William Reyes@WAReyes6·
This was so cool to work on with @chinleana and @NotThatMarsh ! This Typothorax got Thicccc, large, and still had fully open neurocentral sutures even though rib histo LAG count suggests a minimum age of 16-19 years. #FossilFriday
The Anatomical Record@AnatRecord

Aetosaurs and their size mystery! New find in Petrified Forest National Park, Arizona, reveals a colossal Typothorax coccinarum, twice the size of others. But size ≠ maturity! New study by @chinleana, William Reyes & @NotThatMarsh: doi.org/10.1002/ar.253… #FossilFriday

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Rats
Rats@LegalizeRats·
about to post a rat
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USGS Store
USGS Store@USGSstore·
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the World Seismicity Map. #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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