@StraightFlorida I'm pretty sure messing with the gator like that will get them a ticket. And the littering ticket. If you're a local playing mentally incompetent tourist don't post the evidence.
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Alan N
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Alan N
@4SamsAlan
The Owls Are Not What They Seem
Taos, New Mexico Beigetreten Nisan 2022
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Nothing screams pure Florida quite like treating a prehistoric swamp assassin like a $5 Harbor Freight multi-tool.
This tipsy swamp Macguver leans over the boat, shoves a cold one straight into the gator’s mouth, and uses its front tooth like a armored can opener to puncture the can so they can shotgun it.
Pure Florida ingenuity mixed with an extra chromosome.
Look at the sheer heartbreak on that dinosaur’s face when he gets used and discarded. The gator thought he was finally getting initiated into boys’ night — maybe even scoring a cold one for himself. Instead he got used as a living can opener and left ghosted like a Tinder date who realized he was broke.
The disappointment is palpable. That gator didn’t just swim away — he’s out there right now, circling with pure spite and alcohol withdrawal, plotting his revenge. By tonight he’ll be lurking under docks with a serious taste for domestic light beer and a salted human thigh.
Don’t leave your coolers unattended, boys. The local wildlife is officially on a bender and they’re coming for the 12-pack.
Only in Florida. Absolute chaos. 🐊🍺
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I fully understand hardcore fans being critical, but I've seen it twice now, and liked it even more the second time, and that was AFTER hearing the experts weigh in on it. This was the PERFECT Heman movie for me. It didn't take itself seriously, laughed at itself..Skeletor was AWESOME. All the cast was great..I seen it with my son, and then a buddy..we loved it. My buddy that is in the "Hollywood industry" thought some scenes were completely unnecessary, but still really liked it.
I REALLY want a sequel, and they should NOT wait. This should be going on right now, because when this hits streaming..it will get real big.
Serpentor's Lair Fans@SerpentorsLairX
When Masters of the Universe becomes a cult classic in a few years remember who was there right from the beginning
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@AeonBith @ChristianHeiens Why give money to a parasite like you when someone with ambition is using it to make the world a better place. Go to Canada and fix yourself.
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@ChristianHeiens If Elon gave away 1 trillion dollars, 250 million people would get $4,000 each.
I could buy a few lego sets with that I think.
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Elon isn’t the reason the Legos at my local Walmart are locked up.
Ally Sammarco@Ally_Sammarco
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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Flash actually died for an incredibly stupid reason: Apple wouldn't support it on iPhones.
Since every website wanted to be compatible with iPhones, they stopped using Flash, and now an entire generation of indie games is just gone forever.
Greentext Poster@GreenTextRepost
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@number_pizza111 Amish make the best cheese and no one is mentioning them in these threads.
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1. Europe has good cheese
2. America also has good cheese
3. The average quality of cheese consumed is probably higher in Europe
4. Despite this, America makes high-end cheese competitive with their best.
I've solved this argument for everyone. You can go home now.
Richard@ifiwasrichard
the european mind cannot comprehend the cheese we make in Wisconsin
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JUST IN: Governor Abigail Spanberger officially signs a bill handing over Virginia’s 13 electoral votes to whoever wins the most votes across the whole country…
even if Virginians vote the other way.
Insane.
They rushed it through with mostly Democrat votes. The plan has 222 votes. It needs 270 to actually start working. Once it does, your vote in Virginia doesn’t matter anymore.
The Founders made the Electoral College so a few big cities don’t boss the whole country. This is a sneaky Democrat power grab to cheat that.
“Every vote counts the same”? Lies.
Virginians are pissed off, and they should be. They got played.
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@TMobileHelp @TRFyeomanfarmer This is a problem affecting all your customers. Just answer here. It isn't a DM thing.
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@TRFyeomanfarmer I’m really glad you reached out and brought this to our attention. I’d be happy to help take a closer look into what’s going on. To make sure your information stays protected, please send me a DM with your contact details and we’ll continue there.
^MikeA
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Hey @TMobile can you explain why blocked numbers can still leave voicemails? Seems to defeat blocking a number.
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A Chinese "leftover" Woman has a meltdown at weekly bride's market in China
She pleads her case with parents of potential groom's, who have travelled from neighbouring city to look for a bride for their Sons
She shouts that she earns 500,000 Yuan and has a good job, yet no one entertains her because she is over 30
In China, Women over 30 are labelled as "leftover women" and are not considered marriageable material, no matter how educated or successful they are
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@itsfrankcobbs @Porkchop_EXP Stoney River steakhouses used to serve their fries this way. Same potato cut but wax paper rather than newspaper in the same sort of wire container. Haven't been for over 10 years so that might have changed.
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He was running an experiment to show what nonsense this type of posts are, but I could tell right away this is a European burger.
Can’t put my finger on exactly why though. Maybe my American frens can help out?
🎄DEΛRG 🏴@Dearg_Gosling
So Im in America for the world cup and this is the BEST food Ive EVER had Nothing in Europe even comes close to the food Ive had, got a burger today and it literally even looks like a crabby patty 😂
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@HonestAlways2 @fiago7 You need RLM to do a tourism video to make Green Bay seem half as appealing as Milwaukee. youtube.com/watch?v=5Ub2uT…
YouTube
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@AdviserCounsel We're in a drought here so if I get caught washing my car outside watering hours I get a ticket. Watering hours are Monday and Thursday between midnight and 4 AM. I assume the county supervisors own a butt load of car washes between them.
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There are 2 car washes within a short distance of each other in our town. Someone is building a brand new one. I just don’t see the demand to support it.
Do these things print money? Is it like self storage?
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@Stephan44667820 @KimKatieUSA Guys, just don't respond. Escape a predestinate scratched face. Mute here like I'm about to do.
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@KimKatieUSA I can Not take this as any “win”. He seems like a lovely father. But NO! Not one time EVER did my husband would EVER take my daughter to a woman’s restroom. EVER. Yes. The Men’s restrooms are gross. STOP making this normal!!!
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The father of the two young girls who went viral after a man yelled at him for taking them into an empty women’s restroom has shared an update.
He said police were called and arrived quickly. Officers told him he did nothing wrong and even took the time to speak with his daughters. They reassured the girls that they were safe and that police are there to protect them.
He also thanked the QuikTrip employee who stepped in and helped during the situation. He made it clear he does not want the man who yelled at him to be harassed by anyone online.
Kim "Katie" USA@KimKatieUSA
A father at QuikTrip checked the women’s restroom first and found it empty, so he took his two young daughters inside to use it. While they were washing their hands, another man walked in and started yelling that a guy had no business being in the women’s bathroom with his daughters.
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@japan_nobunaga It provides all the nutrients I'm looking for and tastes good. A pleasant way to start the day.
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Hot take from Japan 🍔🔥
I'm fairly sure Americans eat burgers
for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner.
Every. Single. Day.
…I'm probably wrong, right? 😬
Correct me in the replies —
and tell me what you ACTUALLY ate today 👇
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@SDDonovan Yep. @fpaulwilson in Roswell, GA. Great night. I usually buy his hardcover, Kindle, and audio versions. If he has a boat I helped pay for a significant part of it.
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@onslotton @StraightFlorida I remember it snowing during the 4th of July parade in Butte when I was 4. No regrets about leaving and only going back for weddings and funerals.
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@StraightFlorida I moved from Montana or, as I describe it. I moved from a State that has Winter and July 23rd to a State that has Summer and February 23rd.
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Why live in a state with four seasons when you can live in Florida and just choose between "Summer" and "Summer with Christmas lights"?
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@Jringo1508 I was worried about about my niece, she liked hippies and was a proclaimed vegetarian. Spent a summer with her grandparents, met a boy who was a hunter and going into the Air Force. Got serious, started eating meat and he bought her a pink AR-15. Still married 10 years later.
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A sideline story to this:
Friend was working a gun store when a very brutal serial killer was stalking Gainesville, FL and killing women at home frequently.
Many college coeds came in seeking a pistol for defense.
This was during the period when pistols required a five day waiting period.
'But I want it now! What can I get right away?'
'Well, I can sell you this SKS...'
I'm sure they remain liberals but...
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu
In Florida about 30 years ago there was an outbreak of rapes (admittedly not rape "gangs"). There was 80-100+ in just one city. The gun stores started advertising concealed carry for women, and women came in force to shooting ranges and some of them started carrying small pistols in their handbags. This effort was widely trumpeted. At the time I learned of this, the rapes had dropped to zero. As far as I know, they never caught the rapist. He just stopped because I guess he was sane. Best part? Most women still didn't carry guns. It only took SOME women doing it along with it made public. Everyone was protected.
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@muheediva01 Stephen King's It. 1184 pages. Worth every page.
Also, The Dark Tower series. Roughly 4,200 pages. Epic read.
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@muheediva01 Please tell me you aren't counting pictures into your page count. Comic books aren't book books.
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