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@FoxNews Let me guess, they’ve seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion and C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

REPORTER: “Do you have an update on the UFO files?” PRESIDENT TRUMP: “I think we're going to be releasing as much as we can in the near future…I've interviewed people my first term primarily, but I interviewed some pilots, very solid people, and they said they saw things that you wouldn't believe. So you're going to be reading about it.”

@UpAndAdamsShow @tyson_jordyn @Saints @heykayadams Houston Texans fans seeing another team’s young star player asking for massage place recommendations:

Jordyn Tyson needs New Orleans food recs and massage spots! Saints fans, let us know 🔽 @tyson_jordyn | @Saints | @heykayadams

@nytimesmusic @NYTmag

The @NYTmag presents the 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters: read, watch and join the debate here: nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@Dawaynejones14 @CK_KleinCollin @spedbraet @CoachSvarczkopf @CoachJDove @247Sports @On3 Time to change that pinned post then!😎

FAMILY BUISNESS!💜 My heart is 1000% in MANHATTAN #EMAW #BOOKERTPRODUCT @CK_KleinCollin @spedbraet @CoachSvarczkopf @CoachJDove

TWO KINGS. 👑

@espn @PeteThamel

Breaking: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams, sources told @PeteThamel. Get breaking news alerts from Pete Thamel through the ESPN App: espn.smart.link/4k7hu604e

@Zmijowski @TCEonSGPN Early 90’s thru the ‘05 season was the best era of CFB, it’s just kinda got better every year until that Texas vs USC natty game that capped the 2005 season, which may have been the absolute zenith of the sport

This was peak college football. Early 2000s was the best, high scoring offenses and hard hitting D. Players still wore neck rolls and tinted visors. You had teams with fullbacks and teams who ran 5 wide all the time.

@BackAftaThis Need the Seinfeld bass line in there too

Thinking about adding laugh tracks to more Sopranos scenes like this. We'll see how it goes.

@memechaotic Or to not go pick up the shotgun after one minor inconvenience in life

Very, very hard.

@fox4wx I suppose in ‘93 it was more about *where* it fell?

Random stat... Thru 4/27 1993 (IYKYK): 9.88" moisture 2026: 12.15" #mowx #kswx #kcwx #flooding

@tobyeaton13 @PhilAPerry Nothing like a nice happy ending I guess

@PhilAPerry He must have snuck in at least 2 therapy sessions this weekend. He's a changed man. I'm sure his wife and kids have already moved on. What a great guy. Learning from his boss Handjob Bob

My understanding is Mike Vrabel is back in the office today. Missed Day 3 of the draft. Spoke about prioritizing family, while also recognizing his responsibilities to the team, last week. “My priorities are my family and this football team," he said Thursday. "In that order."

@PhilAPerry By family I assume you mean his secret child

@BBCWorld These Onion headlines are getting wild asf

Teacher comes sixth in seagull screeching champs bbc.in/3P5lE8A

@ssiegel1127 @NickBenderKMBC I don’t think we had anything quite that big around 159th and ridgeview thankfully, but we sure had some hail

@NickBenderKMBC Rude awakening this morning in SW Olathe

@fox4kc Just the hard-hitting Kansas City news I needed today

A technician assembling a stage for a Shakira in Rio de Janeiro suffered a fatal injury on Sunday. fox4kc.com/news/national/…

@RGIII @Commanders @OuttaPocketRG3 @sonnystyles_

Washington Commanders LB Sonny Styles was a MONSTER on the Basketball Court. NFL Players 100% would transition to playing in the NBA better than NBA players to the NFL. Via -ShotbySpeegs

@cwebbonline Need new writers, the script is getting stale

Bravo to this dude for pulling this together in just a couple of hours. Interesting stuff.

Pro-CCP trial lawyers are targeting American agriculture, threatening our food supply and driving up costs. It’s time to stop the grift and stand with the farmers and manufacturers who feed this country. Support President Trump’s America First Ag agenda.

Waking up with tornado sirens going off in OP.