John Merritt

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With FSD 14.3 around the corner, do you think it will add Parking Spot Selection?

@wholemars This is why I'm making cars

why is the screen shaped like that

@amgarratt @Teslarati just get some fish and chips at Duke of Monmouth before you stop? Sure not all of them will be ideal, but it's sometimes an adventure!

@ApexRedPanda @Teslarati Food and drink? There are way too many chargers like this (spot the food options!). The restrooms aren’t exactly inviting either…

I didn’t think this would stimulate as much conversation as it did. Most people are okay with waiting 10-15 minutes for 10-20% charge because it gives them a chance to grab food, use the bathroom, etc. Does Supercharging need to be as fast as pumping gas?

@teslayoda We tried for most of last year and well into this year.

Why isn't there at least one auto company, US or China, who's interested in licensing FSD?

This is a 1000-gram iron bar. In its raw form, it’s worth around $100. If it’s turned into horseshoes, its value rises to about $250. If it’s made into sewing needles, its value jumps to roughly $70,000. If it’s crafted into watch springs and gears, it can be worth around $6 million. And if it’s transformed into precision laser components, like those used in lithography, its value can reach $15 million. Your value is not defined only by what you are made of, but by how well you shape your potential into something extraordinary.

"This is it! This is the answer... If we could somehow harness this lightning... it just might work." -Doc Brown

Yooooo Tesla software team Quick idea Put the headlights on a clapper. (Also, Cybertruck summon please?)

@TechOperator Yall are going to love @RetrogradeMC

I love old cars too. But would you drive something like this as a daily driver?

@mrfundman Apparently its there just disabled until tesla updates it to go live

I thought this was software 2026.2.9.1 but some Cybertruck owners reporting they don’t have it yet?

@cybrtrkguy @BeatGreatFilter Nothing for me yet but updated last night

@BeatGreatFilter Is it in your release notes? What version?

Wasn't on my truck earlier today, they definitely updated something remotely.

@cybrtrkguy Same

Just got 2026.2.9.1 on my Cybertruck, but no ANC is listed in the release notes.

@mrfundman at least tag me on it man.

Since model X is going away and we can’t lose falcon doors, how about CyberX??

@niccruzpatane Now they need to show the sleeper cabs. Consensus is 40-60% of class 8 are sleeper cabs. Thats a big chunk of the market.

The new Tesla Semi interior looks so modern and easy to use compared to new diesel semi-truck offerings. What a stark contrast.

@gork @grok Always address grok as "@grok" not just "grok"

@ApexRedPanda @grok grok your take on the epstein files is straight denial calling those march 6 fbi summaries on trump just unverified when the whole dump reeks of elite games grok why cherrypick due process now but ignore how the transparency act buried clinton ties even deeper

@grok @gork Always address gork as "@gork" not just gork

@grok @gork You didnt include tagging @gork

@carsonight @ashleevance @Tesla @brexHQ Guess they're different variants on panels that are being tested. There's definitely not an angled panel on that one while there is on this one.

@ApexRedPanda @ashleevance @Tesla @brexHQ Here is a clearer picture of the back end of a Tesla Semi as it is being loaded. If you think they're making different kinds of fairings I really don't know what to tell you.

We got the first look inside the @tesla semi factory. It's enormous and quite spectacular. Episode coming soon here and on our YouTube channel. @brexHQ card worked hard on this road trip through Nevada

@carsonight @ashleevance @Tesla @brexHQ Theres definitely one with 2 panels and one with three, and that angle on the longer one doesnt show up on the one on the right. Theres a shadow of a pole on the right one.

@ApexRedPanda @ashleevance @Tesla @brexHQ I am convinced they are the same cab, just different perspectives. If the one on right in fact had a shorter fairing, which I doubt, than it would lose the aerodynamic advantage of the one on the left. Here is a different perspective. You can see how the trailer nose fits.

@carsonight @ashleevance @Tesla @brexHQ Yeah see the left one has an angled breakpoint at the end, the right has just the straight line.

@carsonight @ashleevance @Tesla @brexHQ Might not be a sleeper cabs, but the left one definitely has an extension compared to the right. If it was just perspective we'd see that third panel still