Chicken Magnus, Poultry Crusader.

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Chicken Magnus, Poultry Crusader.

Chicken Magnus, Poultry Crusader.

@ChickenMagnus

Jesus is Lord יֵשׁוּעַ הוּא הָאָדוֹן يَسُوعُ هُوَ الرَّب Ἰησοῦς Κύριός ἐστιν Chicken Magnus. Templar Chicken. Crusading Poultry. Suspicious of the Pontifex.

United States Beigetreten Kasım 2020
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Chicken Magnus, Poultry Crusader.
Chicken Magnus, Poultry Crusader.@ChickenMagnus·
So now, where is the enemy? I can feel no bite. Where is the enemy, when death is on my side? Consuming victory, the trumpets calling out to me by name... No looming debt for me, no, death will find his aim to be in vain...
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TJS@traderjoeslut·
does anyone care me
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Enoryd8@enoryd9·
@MyNameIsRickyM I would have served if I realized they’d pay my ass $5k per month for life for minor indigestion after I left. Didn’t realize military service was such a honeypot scam. Yall are making the Somali fraudsters blush.
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Danger Russ
Danger Russ@MyNameIsRickyM·
Current events have solidified my idea that “guy who thinks he knows anything about the military but obviously doesn’t” is very closely linked to “I would’ve served but” guy, both suck tremendously
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Leonessa
Leonessa@itsleonessa·
Being abused really changes your outlook on people. When all you wanted was love...
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Nobody ☦
Nobody ☦@OrthodoxNbdy·
I am a horrible Christian
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cavalryman40
cavalryman40@realFishchaser·
Just thought I would throw this in because I just got the letter a couple of days ago. And it pisses me off. The VA is trying to reduce my benefits and they are saying I requested it. Yeah right. I called and said “you are paying me too much, and my legs might grow back.” I didn’t “request” a benefit cut, or a hearing. You can’t hate these people enough.
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kyle
kyle@OhHelmNo·
Cause unlike most enlistees I wasn’t desperate and didn’t need to escape limited job prospects or a challenging family life and my eyes weren’t good enough for the only military job that held any interest to me.
manny@BuiltbyReyna

@OhHelmNo @commondefense why didn’t you sack up and join arm chair operator

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Twist Of Fate 🇺🇸 🛡️
@commondefense Newsflash, you can lie about anxiety and ptsd and there isn't a way to prove it. You can have neither, you can pretend you do, then collect thousands a month for life. That's called FRAUD. Get real.
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xander
xander@xanaxsandwhich·
@EricG1247 Your playing football at a family day with your unit. You break your leg playing football. Should you get va disability because this happened while you were in the military?
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Eric Garcia for Congress
If VA benefits are so EASY to get and give so MUCH $$$, why doesn't everyone in the US join the military?!?!?
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Rep. Nancy Mace
Rep. Nancy Mace@RepNancyMace·
Are you willing for your kid to die to lower the price of oil?
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Robbservations
Robbservations@Robbservations2·
@darwintojesus Preserved?! Really? Forgeries, interpolations, late additions and changed text within the contents of the Bible is “Preserved” to you?
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Darwin to Jesus
Darwin to Jesus@darwintojesus·
I really don’t understand why this sort of thing surprises people. The Gospels are eye witness accounts. That’s why they were written, that’s why they were passed down and preserved. The idea that some unknown dudes made up some stories and everyone just went along with it is incredibly naive.
Shawn Hendrix@TheShawnHendrix

The Pilate Stone (Found 1961) Before 1961, there was no physical archaeological evidence that Pontius Pilate existed. Critics suggested he was a fictional character. That changed when archaeologists in Caesarea uncovered a limestone block used as a building repair. The Latin inscription clearly named "Pontius Pilatus" as the Prefect of Judea. The recent nature of this discovery is pretty mind blowing

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Ed Krassenstein
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen·
Who wants Americans to die invading Iran?
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Pope Leo XIV
Pope Leo XIV@Pontifex·
I continue to follow the situation in the Middle East with dismay. Like other regions of the world, it is torn apart by war and violence. We cannot remain silent in the face of the suffering of so many defenseless victims of these conflicts. What wounds them wounds all of humanity. The death and pain caused by these wars is a scandal for the entire human family and a cry that rises to God!
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Atheist Girl
Atheist Girl@iamAtheistGirl·
i just honestly don’t know what to do. all i have in the states is my animals and i miss them terribly but they are home and with their dad and i really don’t want to go back to tornadoes and chaos. but this apartment i live in was rented with him living here part time and helping me with rent. i am a volunteer and i cant make money here per my permit. all i have is what i make from social media etc and i can’t pay it on my own and i don’t have a clue about where else to go. everything was contingent on his help 😑 i have no support system here at all
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because he literally stalks my twitter a part of me was scared for leaving those tweets up because when he’s angry he actively tries to make my life more difficult but then i realized that he needs to see the comments and understand it’s not just me that finds his behavior unacceptable and abusive. you don’t get to make me ask you if i can have a beer and then refuse to understand how that’s controlling someone.

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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
RIP Chick Norris: FACTS about Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… He pushes the Earth down. ⸻ 2.When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off. ⸻ 3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. ⸻ 4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. ⸻ 5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ⸻ 6.There is no theory of evolution… just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. ⸻ 7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. ⸻ 8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ⸻ 9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ⸻ 10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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