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@DrJacobsRad Go for an appendectomy and the robot cuts your head off...

People sometimes ask me if we will ever see unsupervised robotic surgery. I just show them videos like this and ask them if they want a scalpel attached to those flailing robot arms inside their abdomen. We're a long way away from independent robotic surgeons.

@MSIFN @kinsellawarren Comrade Kinew has spoken

Manitoba to ban social media, AI chatbots for youth — a first in Canada - CBC News Premier Wab Kinew announced the first-in-Canada ban on Saturday. The proposed law protecting youth from the harmful effects of social media will be the first of its kind in Canada. Keniw said the platforms are intentionally designed to get people "addicted to the infinite scroll," contributing to mental health issues like anxiety and depression. "They're doing these very awful things to kids all in the name of a few likes, all in the name of more engagement, and all in the name of money." apple.news/A0P3smSyQTnOj2…

@ryangerritsen Please listen carefully. Comrade Kinew and the NDP know best.

“Just to be clear” This guy is using children to usher in more controls. He also quite clearly has a serious anti-capitalist stance. Why do we need the Government to take parenting out of the hands of parents. What’s next? Removing alcohol from houses that have children? Cigarettes? Hot stoves? Parents need to start taking responsibility for their children, not using the Government to do it.

@CalgaryPolice $240 seems very low for this offense considering it's a $405 fine to not fully stop at a stop sign.

⚠️ On Friday, April 24, 2026, at around 10 a.m., officers stopped a 17-year-old Class 5 GDL driver travelling 142 km/h in an 80 km/h construction zone with workers present. The driver was charged with speeding in a construction zone. Officers also determined the driver had an above-zero alcohol level. As a GDL driver under Alberta's zero-tolerance alcohol/drug rules, the driver received: 🔹 A mandatory court appearance 🔹 7-day vehicle impoundment 🔹 30-day licence suspension 🔹 A $240 fine All drivers are required to obey posted speed limits, slow down in construction zones & drive sober. For Class 5 GDL drivers, this means a zero level of alcohol or drugs. ‼️ No exceptions. ‼️ 🔗 Join the Drive to Zero: calgary.ca/visionzero

@TheBabylonBee How did you get into my house?

Local Family Buys Second Freezer To Hold All The Mushy Bananas They're Saving For Banana Bread buff.ly/Y0Lk07b

@erinotoole @f1exhaustnotes <Erin O'Toole in every comment he doesn't like>

@f1exhaustnotes @WabKinew You should learn a lot more about the issues. Get back to me when you do.

Anyone with children knows this is a necessary step for their well-being and for wider social cohesion. Good move by @WabKinew

@erinotoole @laurierG14 Yes, your comment was dumb Erin.

@laurierG14 @WabKinew Dumb comment

@erinotoole @WabKinew Yes! Big Brother knows what's best for us simple peons. Good thing we have the government to tell us what we should do.

@CanadianPolling The guy on the $100 bill because he wouldn't be on it if he wasn't awesome!

"Who do you consider to be Canada's best Prime Minister?" Harper: 17% P. Trudeau: 16% Carney: 15% Chrétien: 10% Mulroney: 8% J. Trudeau: 6% Campbell: 3% Turner: 2% Clark: 1% Martin: 1% Unsure: 22% Research Co. / April 13, 2026

@kinsellawarren I've seen abandoned gas station parking lots that look better than the images I've seen of the Canadian "launch pad".

Canada must be able to do its own space launches, minister says on new bill - National | Globalnews.ca globalnews.ca/news/11810600/…

@nenshi Johnny's a little rattled

It’s time to GO.

@sunlorrie And in other news, PM Mark Carney invented the wheel yesterday

EDITORIAL: Carney's YouTube video claims credit for 75-year-old policy The principles of 'forward guidance' used by central banks have been around since the 1950s torontosun.com/opinion/editor…

@nenshi Johnny's a little rattled

The independent Boundaries Commission consulted with thousands of Albertans before publishing its report. Ignoring their report is cheating. Ignoring their report is gerrymandering.

@nenshi It's a Canada problem, not just an Alberta problem. Talk to your friends in the Liberal government.

One in three Calgarian families is struggling to put food on the table, and they certainly aren't feeling much of the Alberta 'advantage.' It's time to take real action to make life more affordable for Albertans.

Supposedly Carney made Miss Piggy delete this but unfortunately for him this clip will live forever. Repost and quote and share and make this motherfucker go viral 🤣🤣🤣☠️

@nenshi Johnny's little rattle instagram.com/reel/DXK1wFjAW…

Rigging an Election 101: The UCP Government's Guide to Stealing Your Vote

Aaaaannnnd... Here come the Nenshi remixes

@oldcanadaseries Is that Casey of Mr Dress-Up fame, all growed up?

A list of Canadian drink terms in 1988. credit: cbc

@coreyhoganyyc So still doing nothing? Thanks.

With a majority, we'll continue to work just as hard for Canadians.

Haiti’s President drinks straight from a water jug while speaking at the UN.