Eclipse

IT'S STARTING NOW!!! COVER YOUR POSITIONS!!!

@Rep_Magaziner @RepMaxineWaters Pay YOUR OWN school bill.

No student with the grades, work ethic, and desire to go to college should be denied just because their families don’t have enough money. Along with @RepMaxineWaters I am leading 141 House members calling to double the size of the Pell Grant.

@gunfanatics1 G23

Which one are you buying?

@jared_shult Look, retarded and the twink.

At least I’m making big moves 🤟🏻

@ChoochSkookum Love to travel = find gullible men to pay for it.

I avoid women who "love to travel"

@Munchkinsnana @JoshHall2024 TDS detected. This post has nothing to do with trump. It’s talking about gay Barry.

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 The housekeeper of former President Barack Obama has come forward to reveal that Obama was having a HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR with his now deceased chef that the chef was about to go public with at the time that he was found dead in the water behind Obama's Martha's Vineyard estate of a supposed "accidental drowning". The death was initially determined to be A HOMICIDE by local police until The FBI, then under Joe Biden, swooped in and forced the coroner to change the cause of death to an accidental drowning, according to multiple local police sources familiar with the investigation of the chef's suspicious death. Did Barack Hussein Obama murder yet another one of his gay lovers in a desperate attempt to cover up his now widely known closet homosexuality? It doesn't take a game of Clue to figure that one out.

@gotrice2024 First world problem.

This woman is pregnant and having strong food cravings. She woke up her husband crying because she’s crazing Chipotle really badly, but the restaurant is already closed since it’s past midnight. Should these places be open much later to accommodate these cravings or should they just buy extra when they are open, is there something you crave late at night but you wished they were open?

@XtexasgirlX The cons in the joint will give him respect. That’s a badge of honor.

👀TEEN IN FLORIDA BEATS REGISTERED PEDOPHILE TO DEATH WITH BASEBALL BAT THEN DISMEMBERS AND DUMPS HIM IN SUITCASES WITH A LIST OF MORE TARGETS Palm Bay police just charged 19-year-old Lucas Sander Jones with second degree murder after he took out 28-year-old registered sex offender Colie Lee Daniel from Indialantic. Daniel had been reported missing by his family around March 22, and his remains were found March 28 in an abandoned black suitcase in a remote area known as The Compound with vultures circling overhead. Jones reportedly confessed to his girlfriend that he beat the predator with a baseball bat around March 20 at his home then cut up the body and loaded it into containers before she helped him dump everything the next day. Flock cameras caught their vehicle in the area and an Amazon package with his name right at the scene sealed the deal. He even had a printed list of other local sex offenders he planned to go after next. This is what happens when the system keeps letting dangerous registered predators walk free among our families and kids instead of locking them up for good. Jones is now sitting in Brevard County jail without bond while the so-called justice system that failed us all pretends to care. What do you think should happen to sex offenders who keep getting released back into our neighborhoods?

@FightStorage I’m the same way and only church people have given me any kind of friendship.

Woman breaks down after being completely alone in life, no human connections, no friends, boyfriend, or anyone. ‘I eat alone the only person I talk to is my therapist; it’s depressing’ 👀

@mattvanswol There will always be some behavior of theirs that will annoy you beyond belief. Look past it, embrace positive.

Working on a project. Parents, what is the best parenting advice you can give about raising kids?

@dom_lucre I’m so tired of that d bag.

🔥🚨BREAKING: LeBron Jame responded to Black community backlash on his comments about Memphis: “Did I say I don’t like Black people? … I’m 41 years old and there’s two cities I don’t like playing in right now. And that’s Milwaukee and that’s Memphis.”

@Ikennect There is nothing wrong with her. People need to relax.

Why is my question. WHY backlash?

@RepPettersen You want money for abortions and trans surgery. Talk about insane spending.

Hegseth wasted $15M on ribeye steaks, $7M on lobster, and $98K on a grand piano — while Trump spent $400M on a ballroom, millions on private jets, and profited over $1.4B off the presidency. All while saying they don’t have enough money for your healthcare, child care or really anything for you.

@texasrunnerDFW That’s directly proportional to being liberal. It’s an adult temper tantrum and foolish talk.

Twice as many young women than young men want to leave the US This is interesting, because more young women than young men: 1. Have college degrees 2. Own homes

@honeymoon250 You can’t change him. He is what he is.

@JesseCohenInv Polymarket and it might gain traction.

Next billion dollar idea: a sports bar but for the stock market. Instead of screens playing games they will show charts, live X feeds, a bloomberg terminal, and Polymarket screens. Why does this not exist yet?

@chefsevenn Invest a minimum of $200/month into a Roth IRA without fail.

I’m 28. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@LangmanVince No more women in high positions. Men only.

Would you be okay with Alina Habba as President Trump's new AG?

@F0ODHub All pizza is edible

Is this an acceptable Pizza?

@AntiWokeMemes Is that their goat mating ritual?

Should Scotland deport all of these Muslim foreigners before its too late?? 🚨 A. YES B. NO

@MatthewNichol5 That cue ball can get bent.

Jada Pinkett Smith is human trash and is a shitty parent.