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@BROKENBRITAIN0 @StayFree2030 Keir Starmer and his dictatorship can go fuck themselves. Well done to the labour shaggers who voted for this monstrosity.

🚨NEW: The UK government is about to BAN under 16s from the social media apps listed below 🇬🇧 X Snapchat YouTube TikTok Kick Threads Twitch Reddit Instagram Reddit Notice they’ve left out notoriously left wing app BlueSky off the list.

@HJB_News__ Doesn’t want to upset his future voters

Keir Starmer directed British Armed Forces to intercept Russian Oil Tanker in the English Channel this morning & was successful. It’s funny how he can do this but can’t do the same to stop the boats.

@GreatBritishMC I don’t think they’d be bothered about someone who’s taken more loads than a lauderettes washing machines opinion when it comes to their kids name

Lily Phillips appeared to mock Molly-Mae and Tommy Fury’s choice of baby name Midas while attending Misfits Boxing last night 😬

@pivetemaromba Probably why he’s injured, hoping they forget about this a few games after the incident

pela primeira vez na história o var interviu em um lance de simulação, se essa moda pega neymar tá FUDIDO

@Ettla3 @ww3mediaa You sure that isn’t an aerial shot of Bonnie blue

@ww3mediaa هذا تصوير درون لفوهة البركان

🔴 Örümcek Adam'ın düştüğü volkanik kraterde, suyun aşırı sıcaklığı nedeniyle arama çalışmalarına 72 saat ara verildi. Ekipler suya inemeyince, gencin cansız bedeninin yüzeye çıkmasının beklendiği açıklandı.

@_BlameKnowsBall @UtdDistrict Because the player has prioritised Manchester United so puts the club in an uncomfortable position

@UtdDistrict And if there's interest elsewhere why would West Ham agree to that

🚨| BREAKING: #MUFC are in CONTACT with West Ham to discuss the transfer fee for Mateus Fernandes. United want to understand if there is the possibility to potentially pay a LOWER fee than £85m and include add-ons. United are NOT going to pay completely crazy money. [@FabrizioRomano]

@LimbzHQ Pretty certain most of them were still there when they got relegated 🫣

🗣️ Harry Redknapp: “People always talk about Man Utd producing the class of ’92, but they weren’t any better than the six boys we produced at West Ham. If I kept those six players together, I’m certain I would’ve won the Premier League.”

@Cal_III Be interesting to know where they’ve gone now

It’s with a heavy heart I can finally announce that the Bell Hotel has been SHUT DOWN. The Home office just confirmed that all of the migrants on site have been removed. Thank you to all the dedicated patriots and activists who protested every Sunday over the last year or so. Epping is now a safer place because of you. I want to leave a stark warning though The migrants are gone, but we are not. We are organised, and if you return, we will be back. Keep Epping refugee free.

@robert_butter @I_amMukhtar Because it doesn’t fit this racists narrative

@I_amMukhtar why won’t you make her famous as well then mukhtar? race baiter mukhtars favorite thing to tweet stuff about white people but completely ignore any similar occurrences by not white people 😂

Let's make her famous.

@realninawysocka Lies

Bet I’m one of the few around here who follows back, even though you’ve only got one follower

@David_Ornstein @Manc_Ball @TheAthleticFC Here’s Manchester United operating like a proper club but there’s some blonde tart from a YouTube channel saying we should make a bid

🚨 Manchester United admiration for Elliot Anderson well known but not in contention at current financial levels. #MUFC refusing to enter bidding war; targeting players who want them + focused on candidates like Mateus Fernandes & Alex Scott @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/73353…

🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m + add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/73353…

@AwereMario94 @ThereseUTD @bethTmufc Just as well she isn’t making club decisions

@DavidH_26 @ThereseUTD @bethTmufc She is really confused

This might be a hot take, but I’d slap £120m on the table & say ‘we’ll pay.’ We’ve wasted £60m on transfer flops before. Yes, it’s a huge fee, but this is as close to a guaranteed success as you’ll find. Hold off on the LW until next summer and use Cunha/Dorgu there for now.

@therealmbwau @ThereseUTD @bethTmufc 50 million pound spent and the only performance you can remember that he done well in was one game 😆 Beth is also the same person who said Mount was a good signing, if anything he’s been a replacement for Phil jones in the medical room

@DavidH_26 @ThereseUTD @bethTmufc Mate we make mistakes at the end of the day we acknowledge the mistake.Onana was a good signing back then as he was from taking inter millan to a final with a top quality perfomance.He did not live up to the expectation but also he perfomed well in the FA cup when we beat city.

@ThereseUTD @bethTmufc Wouldn’t take any notice of her Therese Beth is the same person who said Onana would elivate us 😆

@bethTmufc Nah, hopefully we keep signing players who genuinely want to play for United. Spending £120m on someone whose first choice is Man City would be absurd 😵‍💫

@CelebSirenPics Dressed up ready to cheat I reckon

How good does Zara McDermott look in that red dress and tights/thigh boots 🥵🔥

@martinez_j7902 @TRobinsonNewEra demonstrating what should happen to every illegal immigrant that enters Great Britain

when anti immigrant activist Tommy Robinson was arrested in Canada for...get this...being an illegal immigrant 🤣.

@ShabanaMahmood What about the rape gangs you turn a blind eye to

I make no apologies for doing the right thing to protect children from paedophiles. This is about stopping the coercion and sextortion of children, not surveilling or policing people’s phones. This technology is already on devices. The tech firms just need to switch it on to block children from seeing nude imagery. There is no reporting, no data collection, no monitoring, and no images leaving the device. All adults will be able to switch off the protections if they are over 18. This is targeted, proportionate and - most importantly - it protects children from vile abusers.

@PolitlcsGlobal How much money did he ask for this time

🚨🇬🇧 PICTURED: Keir Starmer, President Macron, President Zelenskyy and Chancellor Merz outside No 10 Downing Street The four leaders met in London to reiterate their support for Ukraine and discuss next steps in negotiations

@BasilTheGreat They can wear the Kirpan without it being a knife, it’ll just get to a stage where brits will start carrying weapons for their own protection

🚨NEWS: Sikh Community leaders have said that banning the Kirpan will lead to many Sikhs leaving the UK

@XinicalMan @EllieeGee @Uber @McDonaldsUK Only retarded one here is you who can’t read all the comments 😆

@DavidH_26 @EllieeGee @Uber @McDonaldsUK why do you keep ordering from them. are you retarded?

Disgusting service from @Uber @McDonaldsUK Worked 18 hour shift today, back home 2:30am, ordered Mcdonald’s for tea. Entirely wrong order delivered - completely inedible for me. Customer service said nothing they can do, no refund, despite picture proof, and ended the chat on me