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@ArchRose90 Probably thinks @reformparty_uk will stick him in one of the detention centres

I thought you liked welcoming refugees, Sadiq?

@LyonsL26530 @utdreport @JamieJackson___ Just because he’s won 10 games doesn’t make him currently best in class 😆. There’s other managers that are better, the club needs to show some ambition and back the comments they make

@DavidH_26 @utdreport @JamieJackson___ 10 out of 14 games is currently best in class considering Enrique isn't available.

Breaking: #mufc are expected to offer Michael Carrick the chance to continue as head coach. Sources with knowledge of the situation believe the role will be his to turn down [@JamieJackson___]

@_plusjones @utdreport @JamieJackson___ I’m referring to the comments these owners made when they came in

@DavidH_26 @utdreport @JamieJackson___ United dnt need best in class to win

@creepydotorg This mf really did go to the dark side

@JoelAdejola @UTDMurphy Well this aged well & Lukaku sold for 70+ million 😆

Two of these strikers would start for Manchester United. Newcastle sold a player for 130 million pounds. United’s biggest sale in the past decade is Garnacho - 40m. Elanga is ex-United, and was sold for 1/10 of his value. Newcastle will likely finish higher than United. Again.

@Manutd_addicts Earlier in the show Poch spoke about how he had to check on Shaw during his Southampton days as he would eat pizza

🚨🚨🚨 This is Diabolical from Roy Keane😭😭😭😭😭. #MUFC

@snowleopardess If you feel sorry for the person who stabbed two innocent people then you’re seriously fucked in the head

So essentially his officers were repeatedly and violently kicking a mentally ill man in the head when he was already incapacitated by taser.

@realrabbilinda I wonder if you’re outraged at the fact he stabbed two innocent people. Also wonder if you get outraged when women/ children get raped by Muslims. Mass deportations needed

I’m outraged by the excessive use of force used by police in London to detain the Muslim man who stabbed two Jews. This is the type of violence towards Muslims learned from the IDF and Israeli police.

@cagiago_ It’s like watching two teams fighting relegation

This game has been more exciting than the Bayern PSG one, this is a real chess match between two brilliant coaches.

@IanWright0 The same thing happened to Lookman a few minutes before and didn’t get the pen

🤬🤬🤬 knew he'd buckle ! Home side gets that pen!

@DPD_UK_Support_ slowly becoming the worst courier company. Every delivery I have with them they never attempt to knock on my door. Just sit in their van, take a picture outside mine and drive off. Cheers for wasting my afternoon again

@TelegraphDucker They can’t even fill their own stadium James

It’s not embarrassing. They’ve been to Wembley something like 33 times since Guardiola took over. Their fan base is predominantly a working class Manchester demographic. They don’t have endless pots of gold in their bank accounts. The issue is semi finals being played at Wembley

@Lemonbriz @Diego_Leon_hq Not a sacking club but sacked Roger’s, Hodgson & Dalglish

🚨🎙️ Jamie Carragher on Liverpool’s decision to keep Arne Slot “Liverpool sticking with Arne Slot for next season? Listen, I get it — we’re not a sacking club like them lot down the road, we back our managers, yeah? But come on, this is getting ridiculous now! One title last year and suddenly he’s untouchable? We’re fifth in the league, 16 wins from 33, goals dried up, getting pumped in Europe and the football’s gone flat. Slot’s system’s been rumbled, predictable, no Plan B. Salah’s lost his spark, Van Dijk’s not commanding, midfield’s leggy. The board’s banging on about ‘continuity’ — absolute bollocks! This is Liverpool, not some Sunday league outfit. One good season doesn’t buy you forever when we’re scrapping for top four and dropping points left and right. Managers carry the can, end of. If this carries on, we’ll look back and say this is when we settled for mediocrity. Wake up, Anfield — YNWA doesn’t mean You’re Not Winning Anything!”

@triffic_stuff_ And yet @UKLabour don’t give a fuck

😡 Furious Rupert Lowe stands in Parliament, voice filled with rage, reading out the horrific ordeal of a British schoolgirl r*ped by two Afghan asylum seekers. He lays it bare: the screams, the pleas, the sheer brutality, and asks the House: “How would you feel if this was your daughter?” Once again, it’s @RupertLowe10 demanding answers and accountability. Who else in Parliament is raising these questions? Who else is forcing politicians to confront the sickening details? No one. This story is beyond horrific. So vile that the defence barrister warned the public seeing the full phone footage, secretly recorded by the victim herself, could lead to riots. Shocking! Two 17-year-old Afghan asylum seekers, Jan Jahanzeb and Israr Niazal, small-boat arrivals housed by the British taxpayer, lured an intoxicated 15-year-old British girl into a park in Leamington Spa. They dragged her away from her friends, forced her into a secluded spot, and r*ped her while she desperately screamed: “Help!” “Please let me go!” “I want to go home!” Her own phone captured the nightmare: cries for mercy, a hand clamped over her mouth, explicit protests, all played in Warwick Crown Court. Yet these monsters received just 10 years 8 months and 9 years 10 months in youth detention, with only a recommendation for deportation. This is not “justice”. Deport them immediately! 🤬

@Telegraph Time to resign @Keir_Starmer you’re a fraud who’d expect any other pm to do the same thing if they done it

🔴 UPDATE: Sir Keir Starmer has admitted that he misled Parliament over Lord Mandelson’s failed vetting – but claimed it was inadvertent ↓ telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@AmericaFirsst Top cunt

🚨BREAKING: Joe Biden has secured a $10 million book deal for his presidential memoir. What should it be named?

@joshuamorgan653 Also watched the police pull out a women’s body who was found in a river

This you? Fucking tosser

@fullbol_tweets Carlo Ancelotti

Who should fill the empty space on this Mount Rushmere of football managers?

@Cantona_Collars Who would you like to see as manager?

@DavidH_26 My point stands

Julian Nagelsmann is obviously a very talented coach but when he turned up at Old Trafford dressed like a circus ringmaster I said he wasn't for me. I haven't changed my mind