Edwud ⬡

Successful exit from 24/25 bull run.

@tessiconic Valid. 🤮🤮🤮

@FirstDoctor Bro I am so so so cooked

BREAKING: The leading cause of throat cancer in the US is now HPV mainly from oral sex. Not tobacco. Not alcohol.

I. Am. Cooked.

May have to take some time off here tbf. Literally just rage bait, religion and division. I got this app to print with my friends… Sad times we live in fr.

Yet again. Religion causing war not peace. They all preach peace but don’t act. Smooth brained cunts. Literally all of them.

@interestingmids Valid

I love being uncircumcised. I can prolly hide like 15 xanax’s in my kangaroo pouch

Only costs $20 b to put a base on the moon. Wild

@sirferrell2 Leaving the best till last I see, smart

Me on any dating app

@idrugthat @Zelle2Crypto Bros the leader 😂

@Zelle2Crypto Yeah but in SoCal we have a mandatory $20 an hour minimum for fast food and I’m a shift leader so I get $25 an hour

Hate this job man 🤦🏻‍♂️ 6mg alprazolam do the trick🤗

How did bro orchestrate this?

Booked an appointment with my GP. Brother, I want Semaglutide, Melanotan II & Kisspeptin. Thanks.

@carverfomo It was going so well until…

I work in London. £4,200/month after taxes. £1,800 goes to a room in a flat with 3 strangers. I mass apply to jobs every Sunday hoping for a raise. My 2019 MacBook Air sits in my childhood bedroom in Warsaw. My mom thinks it's broken because the screen stays black. I told her not to throw it away. That broken laptop made £6,100 last month. More than my London salary. While running headless with the lid closed. Setup took one weekend when I visited for Christmas. OpenClaw agent + parents' WiFi + one cron job that runs every 5 minutes. Total cost: £0. One task: copy every position from one wallet within 4 seconds of entry. @kingofcoinflips?via=carverfomo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@kingofcoinfli… kingofcoinflips. 2,867 predictions. $744K profit. Joined August 2025. Only BTC price markets and sports. Enters at 20-50 cents. Exits at $1. My mom called last week: The laptop is making noise. Fan keeps spinning. Should I turn it off? I said: Mom, that laptop pays more than my job. Don't touch it. Put it near the window so it doesn't overheat. She put a doily on it instead and went back to her TV show. In London: shared bathroom with strangers. £4 meal deals. 45 minute Tube each way. £200K student debt for a degree that got me £4,200/month. t.me/KreoPolyBot?st… In Warsaw: MacBook under a doily. No rent. No commute. No lunch breaks. No complaints. Copies one wallet 288 times per day on £15/month internet. My salary after 5 years of university: £4,200. My broken laptop after one weekend of setup: £6,100. Difference: £1,900 in the laptop's favor. My most profitable employee lives with my mother, runs on her electricity, uses her internet, and she doesn't know it makes more than her son. 91K watching this wallet. $60K loaded in active positions. The wallet enters 8-12 times per day. My laptop copies 8-12 times per day.

@chickenincrisis Tenders

starts with T and we all love it

@TheRealJamieKay Half my friends from Bradford would say the same, lol. A joke & a shithole.

Nothing to see here. Only the ‘patriotic’ Katie Hopkins calling for Iran to bomb an English city. Because nothing screams ‘patriotism’ more than calling for violence to be directed towards your own country.

@rushicrypto Hop in dms, I’ll join

If nukes ever drop and I somehow survive… I'm going billionaire hunting.

I’ll start buying crypto Q3/Q4 btw :) $BTC $ETH

When the war is over imma be up tremendously lol Buy in fear, always. I’m just buying funds atm. Boring but works. Always stay winning fren.

Bruh

@ICtrlUMankylol @I_amMukhtar Brb going to Jamaica to give everyone fish, chips and elf bars. STFU your brain is smooth.

@I_amMukhtar I thought it was a known fact that he was a racist…. At least he isn’t hiding it on a cat or dog acc 😒

John Terry is never beating the allegations.

@netanyahu Bro is literally talking about himself lol

Iran has proven again in the last 48 hours that it is the enemy of civilization and a danger to the free world: targeting children, families, and the elderly with terror missiles, threatening Jerusalem’s holy sites, launching long-range missiles, and trying to blackmail the world through the Strait of Hormuz. I ask the leaders of the free world: what are you waiting for? Israel is fighting not only for itself, but for all of you