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Reasonable Squirrel

@ErnstDefarge

Luck is a Lady, but I wouldn't put it past Her. Being Reasonable...

Appalachia Beigetreten Aralık 2017
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Robert is thirty-six years old. In 1247, this is not young. Robert knows this. His knees know this. His back has known this since approximately 1239. Robert lives in a village in Worcestershire with his wife Agnes, three surviving children, and two chickens he is not allowed to eat because the chickens produce eggs and the eggs matter more than the chickens. Today is a Tuesday in March. Robert will describe it as a Tuesday in March. The concept of a 'week' as a unit of leisure is not yet something Robert has access to. 5:00am - Up. Pottage on the fire. The pottage is oats, leeks, and some dried parsnip from the autumn store. There is a small piece of salted pork in it, approximately the size of Robert's thumb. It is mostly flavouring. Robert eats around it for as long as possible, then eats it, then thinks about it for the rest of the morning. 6:00am - Field. Robert works the lord's strip first, then his own. The ground is still cold. His boots have a hole. He has had the hole since October. He has packed it with rags. The rags are wet. They will remain wet until June. Robert is technically eating a plant-based diet. He is not doing this by choice. He is doing this because meat belongs to the lord, the deer belong to the king's forest, and the last man in this village who was caught with an unlicensed rabbit spent a period in the stocks that his family still doesn't fully discuss. 10:00am - Brief rest. Rye bread, hard. A small onion. Robert thinks about the pig that was slaughtered in November. He thinks about this often. The memory of fat is a specific and enduring thing when you don't have much of it. 1:00pm - Back to the field. Robert's average daily calorie intake is somewhere between 1,500 and 2,000 calories, the majority from grain. He is doing agricultural labour that modern exercise scientists would classify as extremely high intensity. He is, measurably, running on insufficient fuel. He is aware of this in the way that you are aware of things that cannot be changed: completely, and without drama. 4:00pm - Home. Agnes has made more pottage. It is similar to this morning's pottage. Robert eats it. Robert's teeth hurt. They have hurt for two years. There is no dentist. There is a barber-surgeon in the market town seven miles away. Robert cannot afford the barber-surgeon and cannot take the day from the fields. His teeth continue to hurt. 7:00pm - Sleep. Robert will be awake again at five. He is thirty-six. He will probably not see forty. The leading cause of death for men in his position is a combination of infection, injury, and the slow arithmetic of malnutrition across a lifetime. Somewhere, eight hundred years from now, someone will describe Robert's diet as "ancestral," "plant-forward," and "aligned with the earth." Robert would have a great deal to say about this. Robert does not have the energy.
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Reasonable Squirrel
Reasonable Squirrel@ErnstDefarge·
@CasualPreppers Aahhh! Dang it. I have so many questions until I finally see you posted the Q&A on Twitter. Dang it! Check back later, I promise I'll have a good one
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Carleigh Wenzel
Carleigh Wenzel@CarleighRenae_·
I knew this was home YEARS ago… 🤷🏼‍♀️ See you in Cassell next season, Hokie Nation!
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Amazing Maps
Amazing Maps@amazingmap·
Almost half of the US drains into this one river A raindrop falling in Montana can end up in the Gulf of Mexico
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Reasonable Squirrel
Reasonable Squirrel@ErnstDefarge·
@BigDickBarclay Who knew Gary Buseys kid would cause so much trouble. At least he redeemed himself in the war against the bugs
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Reasonable Squirrel@ErnstDefarge·
Everytime they say Artemis I hear it in Cartmans voice.
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Reasonable Squirrel@ErnstDefarge·
@Mary_Beth_Ellis went to red leg nation website this morning, first time in probably a year. Was hoping to read some MBE, but glad I found you on twitter!
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Tina
Tina@tinainvirginia·
Love seeing the American flag on new construction projects at @virginia_tech
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Nick Freitas
Nick Freitas@NickJFreitas·
@CheriJacobus How surprised are you going to be when you find out that “kill your babies in the womb and trans the ones that get out” was nowhere in Jesus commands.
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L@SomeBitchIIKnow·
FACT CHECK: I'm gonna eat steak with Papa L tonight, so I guess I do know actually.
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AppalachianBeard
AppalachianBeard@AppyBeard·
guys, the japanese are already better than us in baseball. and they’re pretty good at whiskey. we get too friendly with them and they’re gonna be hosting the CMAs
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Battle Beagle
Battle Beagle@HarmlessYardDog·
I woke up in the Land of the Rising Sun.
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Barrel 22 Hot Sauce
Barrel 22 Hot Sauce@Barrel22dotcom·
Another day on the farm. Do rainbows make better peppers?
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HVAC Barclay@BigDickBarclay·
@learning_yohei 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Britches = overgarment 🇺🇸Britches = undergarment
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Yohei from Japan🇯🇵
Yohei from Japan🇯🇵@learning_yohei·
I’m a Japanese person learning the differences between American and British English✍️ What should I call what girls wear under their skirts?🫣 Is it “underwear” or “pants”? 🇺🇸🇬🇧
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Mark "Buttons" Sibley
Sorry, can’t finish third book, have to learn Japanese.
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