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@justsomedude224 @GoingParabolic what if the friend is a real dr?

@GoingParabolic Did you get a colonoscopy though? You need to get a colonoscopy, and no, not one 'done by a friend' one by a real DR Jokes aside, the number of folks getting colon cancer is stupid today

RETATRUTIDE IS ABSOLUTELY SENDING CHOLESTEROL TO THE SHADOW REALM 🔥 Triple agonist just dropped a nuke on lipids and it’s not even Phase 3 finished yet. 48 weeks in and the numbers are looking PARABOLIC: • Non-HDL cholesterol down 26.9% • ApoB (atherogenic killer) down 24.2% • Triglycerides -40.6% • ApoC-III -38% • Big triglyceride - obliterated • Small dense LDL - obliterated HDL particle size improving, lipoprotein insulin resistance score dropping… this thing is cleaning house on the entire atherogenic profile.

He Works With Kids Every Day — Here's the Parenting Mistake He Sees Cons... youtu.be/UpdpMpjgV-I?si… via @YouTube

@AminoxApp Providers that get their stuff from.... China...lol

The peptide market is about to explode over the next 3 years GLP-1s, BPC-157, TB-500, NAD+... everyone's in Most people are buying from random Telegram dealers, injecting under-dosed, contaminated or straight-up fake products into their bodies. No purity testing. No curation. Pure russian roulette We're launching Aminox the Strava of peptides The first platform that does the vetting for you: only providers that pass third-party purity & potency testing make it in. Plus everything you need to track your stack, optimize your protocol, and stay safe

@agingroy @ree1dist @LMV112233 @US_FDA I havent seen much in the way of sepsis, organ failure from grey market... Is there a list?

@ree1dist @LMV112233 @US_FDA Endotoxins aren't benign. Your body's immune response to them causes fever, sepsis, organ failure. That's why @US_FDA sets limits for injectables: 0.25 EU/mL. Samples in this preprint: up to 40 EU/mL. 160 times over. Those limits weren't set for fun.

Your peptide vendor hands you a purity certificate. 99% pure. You inject it. 6,487 samples tested across 15 months: -> 71% failed drug manufacturing standards -> TB-500 passed just 7.5% of the time -> 15% had bacterial contamination -> Purity had zero connection to contamination A vial can pass every purity test and still be full of bacterial toxins. That certificate covers 2 of 10 @US_FDA quality checks. Sterility, potency, stability: nobody looked. We have more human pharmacology data on fentanyl than on BPC-157. That's not a hot take. That's a direct line from the researchers who ran this study. The label says "not for human consumption." That part, at least, appears accurate.

@agingroy @thoughtson_tech So why not bring manufacturing to America for Americans?

@thoughtson_tech Reclassification changes what's legal to compound. It doesn't change the manufacturing infrastructure. That 71% failure rate persists regardless of the policy announcement. Quality problem and regulatory problem are, as you said, the same thing.

@micah_erfan x.com/aishahhasnie/s…

🚨 HOLY SH*T: Fox News just cut one of their reporters off as they seemed to indicate the shooting was a pre-planned false flag.

@5149jamesli Yeah cause CNN and the others were all informed this would happen AND would throw hints. GTfOH

We live in the fakest and gayest timeline ever… 🙄

@Geopolitik_2030 Confirmed by who?

SE CONFIRMA QUE: El analista retirado de la CIA, LARRY JONHSON reveló que DONALD TRUMP en una reunión en la CASA BLANCA,buscó acceder a los códigos nucleares para atacar a IRÁN, pero que el general DAN CAINE se levantó de su asiento y le respondió que NO, dado que EEUU no corría ningún peligro existencial, TRUMP enfureció y armó un enorme escándalo…DAN CAINE es general de la fuerza aérea y presidente del estado mayor conjunto.

@Krysia830073 Any update?

This little lot which I purchased from Vivian CGL are off to janoshik for mass and purity plus one endotoxin. That's Tirz 30mg, HGH 24iu and Adamax 10 mg. Will post results when I have them

@hubermanlab Is Cannabis linked to Pierre Robin Sequence?

Cannabis is detrimental to sperm: even if they can fertilize, there can be DNA damage. Many miscarriages and (in the case of IVF) “day 3 crashes” which is when paternal DNA normally kicks in, are cannabis related. Dr Natalie Crawford on the Huberman Lab podcast out now.

@Context2X @PicturesFoIder Factoria de Azucar in MIami, FL

@PicturesFoIder Hope that woman is getting paid as much as she deserves 😭 🥰

This hotel in China sends a dancing girl with your meal

Actors are so cooked. This is the most amazing AI I’ve seen yet and it’s even getting the emotions fairly accurate. Great work from Taylor Chien. I might even go watch this movie.

This is 100% Iran propaganda... but damn thats a catchy song...lol Iran is definitely winning the AI memes war

@Buttegrizzle @Acyn Dont forget the 150 school kids

@Acyn So basically, you surrendered having achieved zero objectives, but lost at least 13 American soldiers, 100s of Iranian civilians, a dozen US bases, 20+ military aircraft, rang up a $44 billion tab, injured 300+ American soldiers, got us to $4.50 gas and tanked the stock market.

Hegseth: Iran has been a threat to the United States and the free world for 47 years… No longer—not on our watch. President Trump made history. Iran begged for this ceasefire, and we all know it. They’ve had enough. Operation Epic Fury was a capital V military victory

@GuntherEagleman The Strait is on its way to reopening, and Iran is promising to stop firing missiles and drones… You mean like before the war? What about the Uranium enrichment? Thats what this is all about.

JESSE WATTERS NAILS IT! “Trump just got Iran to cry uncle. They called him crazy for making threats, but guess what? The threats worked!” “The Strait is on its way to reopening, and Iran is promising to stop firing missiles and drones…”

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Elon Musk just told the world to stop training surgeons. Not slow down. Stop. Musk: “There’ll probably be more Optimus robots that are great surgeons than there are all surgeons on Earth.” The entire global surgical workforce. Redundant. Before a current med student finishes residency. “Don’t go to medical school?” Musk: “Yes. Pointless.” Twelve years. Half a million dollars. One word. Optimus does not shake. Does not fatigue. Does not flinch at hour eleven of a twelve-hour operation. It improves every night while the surgeon sleeps. By year four, Musk says he’d stake everything on it. By year five, it is not close. Then came the line that rewrites who medicine has ever belonged to. Musk: “Everyone will have access to medical care that is better than what the president receives right now.” Medicine has always been rationed by wealth. The best surgeons on Earth have always belonged to the powerful. That ends. Completely. Within five years. The machine does not calibrate its precision to your net worth. It does not save its best work for the wealthy. Full capacity, every time, for everyone. One day, choosing a human surgeon over a robot will feel like refusing the anesthesia. Human hands are no longer medicine’s highest standard. The ones who doubted this will understand it the day they need surgery, not a surgeon.

@Star_Knight12 Was this part confirmed? "attacker hijacked a lead maintainer's npm account"

🚨CRITICAL: Axios got hacked. here's what happened: → attacker hijacked a lead maintainer's npm account → swapped the email to an anonymous protonmail → bypassed GitHub Actions entirely → manually pushed axios@1.14.1 via npm CLI the malicious version injects plain-crypto-js@4.2.1 a package that didn't exist before yesterday. it's a full RAT dropper, one npm install and it: → runs a postinstall script silently → detects your OS (mac, windows, linux) → downloads a platform-specific payload → deletes itself after execution → replaces its own package.json with a clean decoy you check your node_modules after, everything looks normal, but the damage is already done. axios has 100M+ weekly downloads, this isn't some random package, it's in almost every JS project you've ever touched (including me) if you use axios: → pin your version to 1.14.0 or below → audit your lockfiles right now → do NOT run npm install with latest → check if plain-crypto-js exists in your node_modules this is the most sophisticated npm supply chain attack we've seen on a top-10 package. stop trusting npm install blindly.

@Jaklang340234 @EvanLuthra I tried.. then it became a game of 20 questions and I stopped

@ForensicsBot @EvanLuthra What if you use your organization email but your company doesn’t use Claude 😂😂. Hope that works imma try

🚨BREAKING: ANTHROPIC IS GIVING AWAY THE SAME CERTIFICATION THAT DELOITTE IS MASS-TRAINING 15,000 EMPLOYEES TO GET. It costs $0. You need a laptop. That's it. It's called the "Claude Certified Architect." Think of it like the AWS cert but for AI. If you were around when AWS certs started, you know what happened. They went from "cool to have" to "you're not getting hired without one." That took about 5 years. This is going to happen way faster. Look at who's already moving: Accenture - training 30,000 people on Claude Cognizant - rolled it out to 350,000 employees Deloitte - opened Claude access to 470,000 people Infosys - anchor partner These aren't startups experimenting. These are billion dollar consulting firms restructuring their entire workforce around Claude. And the certification they need? You can take it right now from your bedroom. Let me be real though. This is not one of those "watch 2 videos and get a badge" type certs that nobody respects. This thing is hard. 60 questions. 2 hours. Proctored. Webcam on. No breaks. No googling. They drop you into real scenarios like designing a customer support agent that handles refunds or setting up Claude in a CI/CD pipeline. The wrong answers look right on purpose. They're the exact mistakes real engineers make in production. 720 out of 1000 to pass. People who took it are saying the agentic architecture and multi-agent orchestration sections are brutal. Most of the exam is about building AI systems that actually work in the real world. Not prompting. Not chatting with Claude. Architecting production systems. All the prep? Free. Anthropic put out 13 courses on their Academy. No paywall. The cert itself is free for the first 5,000 people. After that $99 per attempt. How to get it: 1. Join the Claude Partner Network (free) → partnerportal.anthropic.com 2. Start the free prep courses → anthropic.com/learn 3. Register for the exam → anthropic.skilljar.com 4. Take the official practice exam 5. Book the real one when you're ready It launched 10 days ago. Almost nobody has it yet. That's the whole point. Get it before it becomes the thing everyone has.