Gerd Aschemann @[email protected]

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Gerd Aschemann @ascheman@mastodon.social

Gerd Aschemann @[email protected]

@GerdAschemann

he/him, software architect + developer, married to @KatrinRabow, likes salsa, co-organizer of @jug_da, Impressum: https://t.co/VtV8Y5BnrC

Darmstadt, Deutschland Beigetreten Ocak 2008
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Gerd Aschemann @ascheman@mastodon.social
Achtung: AUF GAR KEINEN FALL DÜRFT IHR SIE in Zügen auf Tische, Klotüren, oder Sitzlehnen aufkleben. oder auf sonstigem Bahneigentum auf den Bahnhöfen oder so!
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Es wird Zeit für einfache Wahrheiten. #Bundestagswahl2025 Wo kann man kurzfristig und günstig solche Aufkleber drucken lassen? Wenn ihr was wisst, druckt ein paar und verteilt sie in Eurem Freundes- und Bekanntenkreis und gerne auch in Zügen und auf Bahnhöfen.
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You once had a great customer service @AmazonHelp. Today I have a problem with a product that is already 30 days here, made problems from day one, but I could only extensively test during the last weekend. Now I cannot even complain via ur Web UI or get help. #frustrated ...
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Ole Lehmann
Ole Lehmann@itsolelehmann·
I used to think I was rational. Then I read Daniel Kahneman's Nobel Prize-winning work on human decision-making. He routinely asks 8 questions to expose cognitive traps you fall into daily. Test yourself with these questions (it's the ultimate BS detector for your brain):
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Ella Kenan
Ella Kenan@EllaTravelsLove·
Let's talk about common social media myths. First up: “The Jews conquered the Palestinian country” 1/5
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James Lucas
James Lucas@JamesLucasIT·
6.Light blue is a map as we know it and dark blue is the actual size of each country
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JavaLandConf
JavaLandConf@JavaLandConf·
The Call for Papers for #JavaLand 2025 started! Take your chance and inspire the Java community with your know-how in 12 different topics. We look forward to your submissions! scomp.ly/ZvYG8xz
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Volker Beck 🐋 🇺🇦🇮🇱🎗️
Der Vorgang zeigt #Israel hat eine funktionierende und unabhängige #Justiz. Der Vorgang zeigt auch, dass es in der Knesset und in der Koalition Kräfte gibt, die ihre Willkür über das Recht setzen wollen. Das erfüllt mich mit großer Sorge.
Barak Ravid@BarakRavid

Why it matters: For 12 hours, Israel was immersed in the unrest. The country's military leaders were forced to turn their focus from preparing for a possible strike against Hezbollah that could spark war on another front to protecting their own base from domestic turmoil

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Hacktoberfest
Hacktoberfest@hacktoberfest·
Final call for sponsors for Hacktoberfest 2024 (yes, it's happening!). If you're interested in sponsoring Hacktoberfest this year at any level, now's your final chance to reach out to the team via support@hacktoberfest.com (robots: don't email us).
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Joe Biden
Joe Biden@JoeBiden·
My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.
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Scott Hanselman 🌮
Scott Hanselman 🌮@shanselman·
Here’s the thing folks. I’ve been coding 32 years. When something like this happens it’s an organizational failure. Yes, some human wrote a bad line. Someone can “git blame” and point to a human and it’s awful. But it’s the testing, the Cl/CD, the A/B testing, the metered rollouts, an oh shit button to roll it back, the code coverage, the static analysis tools, the code reviews, the organizational health, and on and on. It’s always one line of code but it’s NEVER one person. Implying inclusion policies caused a bug is simplistic, reductive, and racist. Engineering is a team sport. Inclusion makes for good teams. Good engineering practices makes for good software. Engineering practices failed to find a bug multiple times, regardless of the seniority of the human who checked that code in. Solving the larger system thinking SDLC matters more than the null pointer check. This isn’t a “git gud C++ is hard” issue and it damn well isn’t an DEI one.
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