Herr Sensenmann

Why the hell are there WOMEN out there talking about MEN's sexual health as if they know what goes on in a man's body and causes to their issues? I don't see a dude talking about a woman's period or child birth.

@JeffNadu They drive from location to location, pick up and drop off, not doing anything hard or real work, so not going to happen. I have never used those sites because I don't trust people and I am not lazy enough to use them.

Tip your Doordash, Uber, Lyft and other drivers a little more if you can. These people are doing work out here delivering us and our things to us. They have to pay for RISING gas prices & these shitbag companies do very little to help them offset it or share in profits!

@_StonersRUs_ Now it all makes sense why he looks like a 80 year old lesbian.

Smoking a whole nug of weed, no papers 🫣

@maryjblige You look like you holding in a nasty fart....be free girl!

Wednesday night Vegas! Thank you all my beautiful people and fans for coming out!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🤗🤗🤗🤗

@ThrillaRilla369 I was 16 and my wife was 14 when we started dating. Got married when I was 18, she was 16, and pregnant with out first child. 7 children and 30 years later, we are still happily married.

The average couple dates for 4.9 years before getting married. How long did you date before getting married? 💒 💍

@Moonlight_myths You're a failure as a parent. You failed your child and now have to deal with the consequences. What is your loser son going to do when you die?

I’m 60, and my son is 33. He still lives in my house, sleeping in the same room he grew up in and using the same closet I built for him when he was ten. He eats the food I prepare for him every day. He doesn’t work, doesn’t study, and doesn’t look for anything. He wakes up late, turns on the television or computer, and that’s how his day passes. If I don’t serve him breakfast, he skips it. If I don’t wash his clothes, he leaves them piled on a chair until he has nothing clean left to wear. But it wasn’t always this obvious. It started years ago, little by little, and I allowed it all to happen. When he was a child, I didn’t let him do anything on his own. I tied his shoes until he was twelve because he said it took too long. I did his homework for him “so he wouldn’t get stressed.” If there was a problem with a teacher at school, I went to speak on his behalf. If he argued with a friend, I stepped in. I always told myself, “He’ll have time to suffer when he’s an adult.” I never let him experience discomfort.

@pastorlocke Where was your Jesus and God to save your son? You put so much blind trust into Jesus and he turns a blind eye and takes your son from you. Religion is a scam, Jesus was a con man and faith won't save you. Your son was a loser, and you were a failure. Burn the Bible!

Today, words fail us. It’s been a long, hard battle the last few years. In times like this, the sacrifices and the struggles don’t even matter. A few hours ago we received the most earth-shattering news that our 20 year old son, Evan Roberts Locke, could not be revived after his heart stopped due to an overdose. His struggle was very public. It was used as a warning to many, a punchline to the haters but an overall reminder that even in our deepest pain, the grace of Jesus will sustain us. I’ll address the church family with arrangement details this Sunday. Please respect our privacy. He has 5 heartbroken siblings and a world of people that helped him along his journey.

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IQ test. Type the exact opposite of this tweet as a tweet below this tweet. Price for the winner.

@SugaSeanMMA "Little white boy stuck between two giants in an argument about who can fart the loudest".

I’ll like the best caption, go

@nowrecovering In my profession, I am not only a person who a lot of people have ran to for help but also a person who helps because I can. I am the consequence to your bad actions.

Are you someone you would go to for help? I spent years running from myself. Now I’m sober, I think I’m becoming someone I’d ask for help.

@SavagePoker Player A would have to go all in (effective), can't raise 25K from a $200K bet. I feel like you should know this since you're the director, did you lie on your resume?

Blinds 25-50K and on the river player A checks, players B throws out 200K and leaves 1-25K chip behind. Player A asks how much behind, B answers 25K, A then throws out 225K. Is it:

@GSO_Police Yay I knew someone would be on my side. I contacted my dealer, I was having a craving and their the only one who could fix it. I paid them, extra for a rush service. It's been 5 days since they haven't sent me my stuff and I am itching. Last time I use Amazon for RedBull.

Shrinkflation is a thing. If your dealer shorted you on your dust, call us and we’ll talk to them. We're here for you, bestie.

@SaraSmartist Na na nana boo boo....<<blows raspberries>> Lol...just being silly! However....maybe with some of that million you could send me a Redbull...so I can annoy my wife when I get ultra hyper and act like I am 5....

@Herr_Sensenmann You're hired! Whatever this is, you're hired as my hype-man! Haha

I want to know the kinky soul who bookmarked my foot pic within a minute of it posting yesterday 🤣🦶

@R0BBIE @HiltonHotels This isn't google maps or travel advisor site dumb dumb.

Hey @HiltonHotels, one of your guests vandalized my vehicle on your property while I’m a paying guest staying at your hotel. I have the entire incident captured on Tesla Sentry Mode footage. Your staff has been dismissive, unwilling to take meaningful action, and I’m now genuinely concerned for my safety while being out of town. Front desk staff even pretended to call management while calling another phone at the desk. Management’s response was essentially: ‘it looked like half & half creamer.’ They don’t know what substance was thrown on my vehicle, and neither do I. The bigger issue is this: if someone is comfortable vandalizing a guest’s vehicle on hotel property, what else are they capable of? @Tesla community, help me make this individual famous. Hilton corporate needs to see how this is being handled.

@PokerJermz What a stupid head, I can make $10M playing poker a year, I just have to win the WSOPME. Stupid head idiot face!

Can you make $1,000,000 a year playing poker? No Can you make $100,000? Yes

@DKCasino I don't use your product. I am too scared of my wife to waste my money on your rigged site.

I know I've said it before.. but DMs are always open if you wanted to toss over your username 🤷‍♀️

@SaraSmartist and beauty products, and food, and bills paid, and vacations, and becoming the first woman to win the WSOPME, and going on more vacations, and filling up your vehicle for $150 and going on dates and when you run out, drag your foot on the ground and sell the next one for $2M!!!!

@Herr_Sensenmann Hahaha omg that's so many buy-ins!

@JoshuaArieh @Tesla Not everyone has millions of dollars and can afford them, stupid head!

Why every living human doesn’t have a @tesla is mind boggling.

@FluentInFinance That's what you get stupid! Be more responsible with your shit stupid head. Since you so generous to pay for people's things, wire me some money or I will punch your goat!

I left my credit card at a restaurant last night and the person who found it bought gas, groceries, and paid an electric bill. They fed their family, kept their lights on, and filled their tank with a stolen credit card.

@JoshLilj1 What a fake ass scripted garbage. Burn the bible, it's all a lie!

Giving 100 Pairs of Shoes to People with Stand+!🥹❤️