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Jarhead Ed

@Jar_head_Ed

Crayon Connoisseur, Outside Enjoyer, #USMC,#2A, Dad, Husband, apprentice meme-smith, Goober.

USA Beigetreten Kasım 2017
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Jarhead Ed
Jarhead Ed@Jar_head_Ed·
I have picked up more than a few new friends recently and to you all, Welcome! A little about me... Served in the Marines and the Army respectively, was medically retired at 17.5 years of service. Worked as a 2171 Optics Tech and later as a 8411 Recruiter in the Marines. In the Army, I was a 25Q CPN Team Chief.... After I retired I earned my Masters in Computer Science and work in the field today. You may see some mention of "Goobers" in my posts...this isn't an insult, but rather a small movement of Freedom-loving Americans that want to spread positive vibes through 2A, training, and unbridled patriotism. If you're feeling down, ask yourself, have you tried Goobing? I don't subscribe to a particular political ideology, but I am America First. I am vehemently supportive of the bill of rights, specifically 1A/2A. I support bringing back manufacturing to the US... Demand American made... Not an advertisement per se, but if you're lookin' for quality American Made apparel, consider giving @AmericanLictor a look. Tell 'em Jarhead Ed sent ya!!
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//SCALPCOM//
//SCALPCOM//@SCALPCOM·
OFFICIAL COMMUNICATIONS CHANNELS OF SCALPCOM ARE THE FOLLOWING: @SCALPCOM - ENROLLMENT OPS @SCALPCOM_CLDST - REGIONAL HOST OPERATIONS @SCALPER_ACTUAL - POST YOUR PATCHES/RADIOS/MEDICAL/KIT FROM THE TRIBE HERE @YAKOKE_ACTUAL (GHOST DANCE) @CHAHTA_TVSHKA (THE WARRIORS) ——————————————————— SKELETON CREW STREET TEAM of GHOST DANCE @skoonrB @mclovin_mode @warhelaphant @OGPancake07 @Nikthenord CHAHTA TVSHKA TEAM: @_SILLYGOOSE_ofl @mclovin_mode @Nox1040533 @IhateATF @_JohnnyJones @_RMB3_ @warhelaphant @Abn_Panzer @B_1Tactical @jaffo_studios @__The_Watchman @nuttymaxwell @OGPancake07 @skoonrB @ParkerGeurin @Nikthenord @RaccoonCrusader @Jar_Head_Ed @OkayestLance @Scroto_Saggins @ann_gibeaut @MoonLitLynx87 @textacdesigns
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//SCALPCOM//
//SCALPCOM//@SCALPCOM·
//SCALPER ENROLLMENT// SCALPCOM TAKES THE INFORMATION OF OUR MEMBERS AND PROSPECTIVE SCALPERS EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY. THE ONLY WAY TO BECOME ENROLLED AS A SCALPER IS THROUGH @SCALPCOM. IF YOU OR SOMEBODY YOU KNOW IS ATTEMPTING TO BE ENROLLED THROUGH ANY OTHER CHANNEL, DON’T. THIS IS A REMINDER OF OFFICIAL PROCEDURE. SCALPCOM WILL HANDLE PATCH ENROLLMENT, PLEASE REFER THE @ TO A MEMBER OF TVSHKA OR SKELETON CREW (LISTED BELOW) - THEY WILL REFER IT TO SCALPCOM UNDER SECURE PROTOCOL. DO NOT HANDLE PII. //IMPORTANT// SCALPCOM WILL PROVIDE A SECURE LINK TO AN AUTOMATED SITE FOR PATCH DISTRIBUTION. THIS IS A NEW AND RECENT CHANGE. THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS A PSA FOR THAT INFORMATION. //GHOST DANCE SUBSCRIPTION// IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO AID THE EFFORTS OF GHOST DANCE (@YAKOKE_ACTUAL) TO HELP FELLOW SCALPERS WITH TRAINING VOUCHERS, COMMS, MED KIT, AND LBE, THIS CAN ONLY BE DONE BY SUBSCRIBING TO @srsattern FOR THE TIME BEING. GHOST DANCE SUPPORTERS ARE VETTED AND SHALL BE SUBMITTED FOR CONSIDERATION TO SCALPER ENROLLMENT - THIS DOES NOT GUARANTEE ACCEPTANCE. BEING A SCALPER IS FREE TO ALL WHO AFFIRM THE TWO ASKS. //BREAK//BREAK//BREAK//
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Jarhead Ed
Jarhead Ed@Jar_head_Ed·
Read and understand
//SCALPCOM//@SCALPCOM

//SCALPER ENROLLMENT// SCALPCOM TAKES THE INFORMATION OF OUR MEMBERS AND PROSPECTIVE SCALPERS EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY. THE ONLY WAY TO BECOME ENROLLED AS A SCALPER IS THROUGH @SCALPCOM. IF YOU OR SOMEBODY YOU KNOW IS ATTEMPTING TO BE ENROLLED THROUGH ANY OTHER CHANNEL, DON’T. THIS IS A REMINDER OF OFFICIAL PROCEDURE. SCALPCOM WILL HANDLE PATCH ENROLLMENT, PLEASE REFER THE @ TO A MEMBER OF TVSHKA OR SKELETON CREW (LISTED BELOW) - THEY WILL REFER IT TO SCALPCOM UNDER SECURE PROTOCOL. DO NOT HANDLE PII. //IMPORTANT// SCALPCOM WILL PROVIDE A SECURE LINK TO AN AUTOMATED SITE FOR PATCH DISTRIBUTION. THIS IS A NEW AND RECENT CHANGE. THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS A PSA FOR THAT INFORMATION. //GHOST DANCE SUBSCRIPTION// IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO AID THE EFFORTS OF GHOST DANCE (@YAKOKE_ACTUAL) TO HELP FELLOW SCALPERS WITH TRAINING VOUCHERS, COMMS, MED KIT, AND LBE, THIS CAN ONLY BE DONE BY SUBSCRIBING TO @srsattern FOR THE TIME BEING. GHOST DANCE SUPPORTERS ARE VETTED AND SHALL BE SUBMITTED FOR CONSIDERATION TO SCALPER ENROLLMENT - THIS DOES NOT GUARANTEE ACCEPTANCE. BEING A SCALPER IS FREE TO ALL WHO AFFIRM THE TWO ASKS. //BREAK//BREAK//BREAK//

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Jarhead Ed
Jarhead Ed@Jar_head_Ed·
@daizo160 Also you could start in a cold pan, lay down bacon, turn to medium high, let it start to sizzle, flip every min or so until done.
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Daizo160🍍
Daizo160🍍@daizo160·
海外ニキ! このベーコンはどうやって調理するのが最高に美味しい? 教えて、おしえて‼️
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🌸🏯🌸桜城れい🌸🏯🌸
日本で土葬墓地を作ろうとしたところ、地元住民から反対の声が上がった模様。 地元住民から反対の声が上がっているのにゴリ押しするのやめてくれ。 なんでイスラム教の価値観を押し付けるの? そんなに土葬してほしいなら国に帰るべきでは? 日本は火葬の国です。
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NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭@tanpukunokami·
During the Great East Japan Earthquake, there were workers who stayed behind at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant. They lied to their families, saying, "I'll be home soon." They knew the radiation levels. Even so, they stayed. Their names were never reported. The world called them the "Fukushima 50." This country does not even leave behind the names of its heroes.
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Jarhead Ed
Jarhead Ed@Jar_head_Ed·
@LCW_mofu Almost every day. Mostly because beef is a super food.
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もふきち⋈@LCW_mofu·
「イギリス人だけど労働者は朝から晩まで紅茶飲んでてヌン茶とかしねえ」みたいなコメント読んで笑ってる。そりゃそうだよ日本人だって毎日スシテンプラ食ってねえよ (゚ω゚)えっアメリカ人は毎日ステーキ食ってんの?
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shiro@焼肉たべさせて下さい。
親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たち このポストが見えていますか? あなたが知っている もっとも有名な日本人の名前を 教えて下さい。
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Marmot
Marmot@RavenousMarmot·
@Jar_head_Ed @OfAthenry I have a theory that some have a leak, and fully deploy in the first 30 sec. But you well could be right!
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Jarhead Ed
Jarhead Ed@Jar_head_Ed·
@BuffaloRon USPS needs to be dismantled... The last piece of mail I received that was legit was my last Scalper patch... When I order things, they usually come through UPS. Pretty sure Amazon and junk mail are the only things keeping the USPS afloat right now.
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Jarhead Ed@Jar_head_Ed·
@ShamashAran Can't wait for feature length madness like this, in a couple of years, it will be everywhere.
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NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭
NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭@tanpukunokami·
In Japan, there’s a dish called “okonomiyaki.” It literally means “grill whatever you like.” Mix batter, cabbage, pork, seafood — cook it on a hot griddle yourself. Top it with sweet savory sauce, mayo, and bonito flakes that dance in the heat like they’re alive. Toppings are endless — cheese, mochi, kimchi, squid, shrimp, even a fried egg on top. Would you try this? 🇯🇵
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Jarhead Ed
Jarhead Ed@Jar_head_Ed·
@pirooooon3 Simple, we don't call 911... we call 811 to see where all the utility lines are buried so we know where to dig... I'm definitely kicking that arm as hard as I possibly can... dude isn't getting out of this unscathed...
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ぴろん🌸@pirooooon3·
アメリカでは、鍵を開けて侵入しようとする人間にはどうするの? 銃で対応 警察に通報 逃げる その他 私は何も出来なくて震えてる
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Jarhead Ed
Jarhead Ed@Jar_head_Ed·
@srsattern Further supported by the kill switch to make sure all the lights go out... added bonus if you play Doom music in the background...
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.338 Little Brother of War
MFW I hear some dumbass kick in the front door at 0200
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Joel@joelgaines

@AgingAnarchist If someone tries to invade our house, we want to be as naked as possible with our night vision and rifle. If you get yeeted by a naked guy, you don't go to heaven.

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Joel@joelgaines·
@AgingAnarchist If someone tries to invade our house, we want to be as naked as possible with our night vision and rifle. If you get yeeted by a naked guy, you don't go to heaven.
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すけちゃん@AgingAnarchist·
アメリカ人の男ってなんで上半身裸で寝るの?
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