Jen Harris

I am @jenharris09 pretty much on all platforms.

#TeamBloodClot #TeamChokeOnChickenBone #TeamTakeThePedosPlease #TeamSABOD

I can’t be the only one: we have assigned seats on a plane… & my female logic says it would be faster to load BACK TO FRONT, so why @Delta have loading zones? Is there data that says random order of seating is faster & less chaotic than back to front? Truly curious.

I wish there was a “smell rating” for @Uber - nice people and I appreciate the conversation but when your car smells like cats, dead skin, and BO… 😬 2nd Uber today… this one smells like lack of of shower for 4 days. I would rather smell Tide.

…“bc your a paying member” which would’ve raised red flags for me (bc yes, I should’ve been paying more attention to my credit card)… PLUS, when I logged in to cancel i was asked if I wanted to PAY to be a subscription… when I already was! Wow.

Just realized what I thought was a 1-time @coursera payment has been charging me $49/mo since summer 2025. I’ve NEVER received an email saying “thanks for your payment” or…

@PressSec Your children will read this in history books one day - shame on you. And yea, this is a display of bad…I’ll say it…bad mothering. You’re a LIAR! Such a gross display of what should be a an upstanding role model for our daughters. Sit down and go tape your mouth shut.

No he didn’t, Libby. His written remarks referred to Greenland as a “piece of ice” because that’s what it is. You’re the only one mixing anything up here.

@IdahoITD thank you for two east bound lanes in Star after Moyle but the one small sign & few pylons almost caused a huge head on accident this morning. Yes, 8-10 of us were going straight into west bound traffic MORE DIRECTIONAL MARKERS please. Everywhere. On every project.

@ConstantContact are you guys active … like right now? Can’t find the answer anywhere else

Dear ⁦@SouthwestAir⁩ marketing someone needs to fire the intern who suggested this color palette.

@vineyardvines just placed an order and clicked to pay but never given the opportunity to use the discount code. Thanks for helping to resolve.

I met her once and she’s actually pretty shy, and very sweet. #TeamNora

@zillow when I click the button that says “see the house today at X” I expect an agent to answer who’s actually available. Not looking to schedule a time tomorrow. Today at 3. Not tomorrow at 5.

@CongMikeSimpson @POTUS Dear @CongMikeSimpson What do the people of Idaho say (IE: your "Survey Results" say) about the OBBB? simpson.house.gov/forms/form/qui…

Let’s get the OBBB PASSED and to @POTUS! 🇺🇸

#NewProfilePic I’m done with this. #SuckItElonYouNatzi

@krassenstein when are you going to be on Bluesky?

Dear @SouthwestAir @DIRECTV & other brands that have AMAZING customer service on this dwindling platform. I’m breaking up with this fail of a whale & hope you will too. I’ll see you on #Bluesky where we can have great conversations and solve world peace. 😀

Making the exit happen.

Friday night in Searchlight, Nevada at the local Denny’s/ casino/bar/slowly sit here and contemplate what happened to my life type of place. And the 4 minutes I was in there, I’ll never get that smell out of my nostrils.