Larry Robiner

@Verizon no, we can't hear you now.

@szacharek *Undeserved

@szacharek Right there with you, Stephanie. Supremely painful to watch. Supreme migraine. Supreme waste of talent. Thank you for having the courage to speak truth to all this underserved puffery.

I seem to be the only individual who disliked—maybe hated?—MARTY SUPREME. Time will tell...

@Uber I need help with an invalid cancellation charge please.

@chefaroni Amazing! These must be those democratic socialist crows we've all been warned about.

Look at this shit! I put out a small pile of almonds for the local murder and sat and watched them again. These motherfuckers lined up SINGLE FILE and took turns eating a couple almonds and leaving some for the next bird.

@7DustKat73 #SadieWasRobbed

I call BS. We could tell it said Harriet Tubman. My girl was robbed. #jeopardy

@whoisalexjacob #SadieWasRobbed

Spoilers for #Jeopardy This will not be a popular take but I agree with the judges tonight. Writing the answer in the allotted time is part of the game, and I don't think she got there. It's a close one. Looks to me like a desperate scribble at the end, knowing time was short.

@KingMalcolm__ @Jeopardy #SadieWasRobbed

that was one of the worst @jeopardy rulings i’ve ever witnessed, complete robbery!

@SoFiSupport my external bank account is no longer updating through Relay/Plaid and is no longer listed in Plaid.

Why is there a crop circle of green/blue in the middle of the map?

@ElectroluxUS can you help me properly dispose of a defective humidifier that you manufactured? I would like to keep it out of the landfill.

If a tweet falls in the woods, but there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Money Pit

@AshleyHin Apparently electricity is very heavy.

Brilliant piece, kudos @theillustrious Riane Konc!

@Humana uses AI software from @CogitoCorp to enhance the empathy of their call center reps. It has improved CX and operational metrics. @iangjacobs @forrester #ForrCX