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@Matt_Camenzuli It’s okay, we can identify as females that day

There is now talk of military conscription in Australia. Let's be brutally frank, I have no interest in being drafted or seeing my sons be drafted to fight a foreign war on behalf of an Australian government I do not respect. One that clearly loves to tax but doesn't care.

@AvidCommentator Some people actually use it for their job…. People look at me funny when o fuel up for my lawn mowing business

Old mate filling up a giant tank with diesel at the servo.... Apparently over 2 grands worth... Source: reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnit…

@veloprotocol This has got nothing to do with the function of Velo

AI agents are rapidly emerging as a powerful new interface for onchain finance. That’s why Velo is excited to partner with SumPlus, the team building a composable financial stack for AI agents. With tools like secure execution agents and a growing marketplace of agent skills, SumPlus is enabling financial capabilities that are callable, secure, and accessible for autonomous systems.

@endozduopoly And an example of someone NOT counted in the numbers is “No job, wants work, but has not been applying. It’s all a big famoose

@Locko_mate Yes, someone said today that if you exclude government jobs its many percent higher

So there are no misunderstandings... Australia is headed for hard times. Start preparing now. Save every cent you can. Cancel any large desecrationary spending e.g. holidays. Things only get worse from here.

@endozduopoly It’s also what defines a “jobless” person is not what you would assume. Examples to be considered employed: - work 1 hr per week - work unpaid in a family business or farm - be jobless but “actively looking for work” None of these people should be marked as employed.

@DemoniacoASX Why don’t u just get a VPN so you can wank your dick?😂

> be me > be aussie > wednesday night pornhub > sorry you need ID > okay.gif > submit credit card details to verify age > failed > next day attempt to buy banh mi > card blocked > spend 45 mins on phone unblocking phone > "sir what is age verification ID mechant?" > bank now knows I needed a wank > viet bakery heard the whole conversation Thanks @AlboMP

@Polymarket @vandell33 said this a few weeks ago. Brother is always accurate and deserves a follow

BREAKING: Bitcoin is now projected to crash below $45,000 by the end of this year. 51% chance.

"Crude is below $100 again" "It's going lower" "No it's not" "Do you know anything about oil?" "No do you" "No"

@Polymarket These comments are hilarious

We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵

Awesome @FintechCryptoHB when are we opening the Australia version?😂

@Polymarket Let’s apply the reverse retard indicator here. Oil is going down

JUST IN: Oil analysts are saying they “wouldn’t be surprised” if oil went to $200-$250 a barrel.

@vandell33 We need a book of all the great Vandell one liners

The lender of last resort is about to become the lender of first resort.

@DearS_o_n Probably one who conquered something

Before money was introduced in the world, what did women find attractive in men?

@shanesek1 I think you’ve hit the sweet spot

@Locko_mate Haha ye I don't do splits myself...I like the old school full upper body workout 3 times a week and legs once per week...seems to work for me but everyone is different

How in the fuck is barbell deadlift a back exercise?

@shanesek1 It’s a dig at the bro split. Deadlifts shouldn’t be on back day, it should be on legs day

@Locko_mate Mostly a posterior chain movement, not just a back exercise...glutes and hamstrings do the lifting, the back just locks everything in place

@shanesek1 Yes exactly. Great post chain exercise. It ties in perfectly with a legs day. Just like Jefferson Curl Imagine you have sore legs and the next day is barbell deadlifts..😂

@DearS_o_n Alcohol

To all men, let's agree on ONE thing a man should avoid at all cost if he wants to save money?

@WatcherGuru Nice trick

JUST IN: Elon Musk says AI will make jobs "optional" in the future due to "universal high income."