Majick

Whatever you think you have to offer... I don't want it.

@KaRaRacn75 I'll be around

I’ll see y’all tomorrow or later tonight.

@unhingebinge @SleepEatScream For real

I don't have notifications on. I don't need that kind of disturbance in my life.

@TinyTattedMama3 I don't have a lot of those things, so yes. It is a blessing. Definitely don't take them for granted

What a blessing it is to have a seemingly boring day, to sleep a good, full 8 hrs without interruptions, to have a sunny day, to not have any worrisome appointments coming up, to have a dry phone with no drama, to have hot water, all these things we take for granted everyday.🙏💖

@realjohnbethel You want me to delete more things?

Delete one thing from your world

@nomodeath @chloidc Too true

Nobody can identify a girl that likes you faster than another girl that likes you.

I'm writing a list of definitions for my patent applications, and I'm using casino and biblical terminology alongside comic references to define precise technological processes that will be so exact that they have to read a technical manual that sounds like mythology. I love it.

@1crazyvanlife Oh you think wartime is gonna sort circuit that?

@MajickShadow I don’t think we’re gonna get to have elections, but we’ll circle back to this 😎

Maybe Congress could pass some kind of something where Trump can’t drop a nuclear bomb without like everybody’s approval 🤷‍♂️

Finally Monday again... I missed weekdays

@thrluv I'm right there with you

you can always count on me to be the one to say the things i shouldn't say

@verylvlytree Many of us are

maybe i am too much

@wisdomXplorer Physically. Mental age allows for wisdom to be gained, while physical immutability preserves brain function, allowing for persistent augmentation of cognitive faculties. The other way is literally Down's Syndrome

Would you rather never age physically or mentally?

@dexteristwisted @irydvia I was born in the 80s and I'm also 26. What a weird coincidence.

Just realized people born in 2000 are 26.. Yet somehow I was born in the 70's and am also 26

@mish_manifest @_Chemist1 Lol I'm a good keyboard warrior yes

@MajickShadow @_Chemist1 haha oh I get who this is then... ahh I see so you lot bit spiffy on the old typewriter .. oh wait, haha jk . 😜

The quiet ones aren’t passive,they speak less once they realize how many conversations are PERFORMATIVE.

Guess I should put my phone away until I can get out to charge it. Stupid fucking rain has me stuck in these trees until it decides to quit like it should have an hour ago

@karunpal Well, good luck finding one in the wild

I hate fake people. The two-faced. The sweet-tongued. The show-offs. People who are full on the surface but empty inside. All image. No depth. I don’t care how impressive someone looks. I care how they treat people when there’s nothing to gain. Give me people who are real. Simple. Humble. A little awkward, maybe. But genuine. And above all, bone deep honest.

@nova_Corpse It's called Facebook

they should invent a twitter that is possible to quit

@im_all_id @FFmaxhyde Yeah. Yup. Cool. Sure. Right. Didn't hear a thing you said, I stopped caring way before then.

"that's crazy" "oh wow" "nice" if you hear all three, time to wrap it up

@anxietymsgs Society

what are u slowly losing interest in?

@ALEXAGY0 @sobfrfr That used to be every day for me.

today is a weed phone day. where i smoke weed and look at my phone.

@dexteristwisted I mean.. be careful what you wish for..

Kinda rude my morning wood isn't morning spooning, but I digress