Mark Parr, MA CH

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Mark Parr, MA CH

@MarkParrMACH

Certified #Hypnotist MA in Social Sciences Suicide Prevention Counselor Motivational Interviewing #INFP DMs open

Western NY Beigetreten Şubat 2025

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·2 Tem

Why hypnosis? I used to do adversarial interviews. I would talk with people diagnosed with STDs like HIV or syphilis and try to get pertinent information about their partners and exposure, symptoms etc I was lied to constantly

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@SkylarSkye3 Sounds basic but check each place you go to for what they're known for

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Skylar Skye@SkylarSkye3·7h

Another day of eating good in the USA 🇺🇸 I wish Europe had food like this. Pasta may be Italian but you Americans just do it so much better. Also, don’t get me started on that garlic bread. What should I have tomorrow?

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·6h

@LauraRbnsn Which is funny because if you actually do all that they'll give you a free house and an income

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Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsn·11h

Guys if you tell people from the UK "this sandwich is probably good, it just looks strange to me" they react like you burned their village, killed their children, and are currently holding their wives hostage

Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsn

I have never had one of these in all my times in the UK. I have to be honest: I do not get it. I'm sure with fresh bread and good sharp cheddar it's good. But it photographs like an unfinished sandwich. Like you're supposed to take that packet home and make your own sandwich.

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·6h

@DistractedAnna Seriously though British want to have a "who eats grosser things" blame fest?

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Anna@DistractedAnna·8h

Have any Americans ever seen this canned whole chicken irl?

TLTM@TLTM32

Americans in the quotes be like "that food is disgusting, now let me eat my canned chicken and squeezy cheese in peace"

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·6h

@forestofcake If it wasn't mentioned somewhere in The Hobbit then obviously it's crap

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Christina@forestofcake·15h

No we love a block of hard cheddar and raw onion. You wouldn't get it.

Henry@_HMSP

Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·6h

@Albrochier Yeah I figured

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Albert Brochier 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@Albrochier·10h

Salad Cream is when the "You still eat like it's the war is actually true". It was a cheaper mayonnaise substitute invented in WW2. But it was so good, that it stayed around until this day. It's like a sweet and slightly tangy mayonnaise.

Ant@ncbscotts

@Albrochier Can you tell me - what is “salad cream”)

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·7h

Spielberg is just a dad joke, guys. The whole religion controversy comes down to an old Catholic joke where a protestant is asking St Peter why there's a walled-off area in heaven and Peter says "It's the Catholics, they think they're the only ones here"

CatholicDad 🇻🇦 ✝️@GJMc358421

@DSDOConnor Spielberg is key to all of this. I’m only just seeing it now. Look at the perversion of The Sacred Heart image of E.T

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@0zmnds Leonine hairball

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·7h

@bennetowuonda Yes

C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller@bennetowuonda·14h

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·10h

@greengirlbella_ We've got drive through liquor stores

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Bella 🌹@greengirlbella_·1d

As a Brit in America someone please explain to me why you guys have drive thru everything EVEN PHARMACIES????

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@stargazeruk7 They have a license for that?

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@TraeWilson9 @TheLastNeocon Nachash

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Trae "comfort destroyed" Wilson@TraeWilson9·1d

@TheLastNeocon Plus it wasn't even Satan who tempted Eve; the snake was literally just a talking snake. It was later writers like Milton who in their Biblical fanfiction theorized it was Satan in disguise, and it became so widespread there are many who believe that was the intent all along.

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MQ-9 Reaper Stan Account 🇺🇸 🇺🇦@TheLastNeocon·1d

Guy who thinks the point of the story of the Garden of Eden was that Eve failed to epically own the serpent with facts and logic

Not Evolution@NotEvolution1

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@ThatMasonBoiii Looked dumb not going to bother

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ThatMasonBoiii@ThatMasonBoiii·1d

Wow disclosure day was really empty and disappointing. I wonder if that’s because I inherently find a film about “aliens actually exist you know” kind of infantile and boring compared with all the media that’s covered the same ground before. Never felt so in the minority

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·16h

@JulieLovesFluff You'd figure someone would at least give it a try but no

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Julie@JulieLovesFluff·18h

Someone tell them WWII rationing is over, you can have a proper sandwich now. At a minimum they should toast the bread, caramelized the onions and melt the cheese, that would be so much better.

Largacty3 𓅃@largacty3

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·16h

@candle84640 That's in the other timeline

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Tom Candle@candle84640·1d

The movie Donnie Darko (2001) seems to suggest something will happen to Donald Trump 14th of June during his birthday (or right after his BD) when the Sun and Moon are between the horns of Taurus. The name of the movie itself Donnie Darko with Donnie for Donald and the Dark-O for the Dark Moon (New moon). The movie has tons of cryptic and secret messages about the future embedded into symbolism, and many have attempted to decode it since it’s release. This year 2026 seems to be it.

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@RealDanGliebitz Hahaha

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Dan Gliebitz@RealDanGliebitz·1d

It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.

Largacty3 𓅃@largacty3

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

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Mark Parr, MA CH@MarkParrMACH·16h

@jeremykauffman I remember as a kid before these went up everywhere kids used to walk on the rails as dare

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