Tim Pearce

People are enjoying Secret Agent Striker! Thank you for the kind reviews!

*Names of footballers starting with K* My girlfriend: “Kaka” Me: “Kantona” Her 6’2” gay best friend: “But Cantona starts with a ‘C’?” I caught that bastard

@ImMeme0 @chromeBobRoss quiet when it’s guns dickhead

🚨BREAKING: The NY Post obtained security camera footage showing the moment a mother realized her 7-month-old had been shot in the head. The gut-wrenching video shows mother Lianna Charles-Moore noticing that her baby girl, Kaori, had been struck by a bullet while sitting in her stroller inside a Brooklyn bodega. “I was hugging [my son], and then when I looked to my left, my daughter was just there, lying there. She was shot in the head. She was just bleeding. It was just too much,” Charles-Moore said in a phone interview with the NY Post.

@GriftReport @chromeBobRoss come on dickhead engage

THIS IS HORRIFIC 7-month-old baby girl shot dead in her stroller in broad daylight on a Brooklyn street. Two gunmen on a scooter pulled up near Humboldt and Moore Street in East Williamsburg just before 1:25pm yesterday and opened fire straight into the pram. Mum ran into a nearby bodega with her bleeding child; dad screamed for doctors to save her at the hospital. Baby pronounced dead on arrival. Moped ditched nearby; $3,500 reward offered. Manhunt underway.

@SeeRacists Allegedly 🤷🏾‍♂️

🚨BREAKING: Allegedly a Group of white girls deliberately provoked this Black man by calling him the n-word on purpose to make him react. They already had the gun loaded and ready the second he responded they opened fire trying to k*ll him. One of them was caught on audio saying “I should pop this n*gga.” THOUGHTS?

@unlimited_ls @chromeBobRoss more gun problems?

NEW: Woman fatally shot the father of her children while giving him a massage, then killed his mother and stepfather at their home Jenna Strouble, 30, is accused of killing her ex-boyfriend Jacob Lambert, 32, then going to his family’s home and fatally shooting his mother and stepfather Strouble told police she lured Lambert into her car by asking him to hang out and go for a drive After stopping, she told him she had a surprise, gave him a “back massage,” then held a gun to the back of his head for minutes before pulling the trigger Police found all three victims dead inside the home in Crete Township, Illinois

@DailyLoud @chromeBobRoss come on dickhead give us your views

Teen Noah Ney who was convicted to more than 50 years for shooting a 5‑year‑old girl during a gang initiation drive‑by, having guns, drugs, and stealing cars is now seen flashing gang signs, smoking pot, and rapping while in prison.

@KimKatieUSA @chromeBobRoss go on bellend?

ICYMI Fort Wayne, Indiana A road rage encounter turned violent when 19-year-old Alex Mozee stepped out of his car, smashed Jason Henkle’s driver-side window, and punched him in the head. Feeling threatened, Henkle drew his handgun and fired several shots. He hit Mozee in the arm, but one round also struck an innocent bystander who was driving past in the left lane. Henkle was originally charged with criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon, while Mozee faced a misdemeanor battery charge. Allen Superior Court has now dropped all charges against Henkle, citing Indiana’s Stand Your Ground law.

Valentina is one of a kind, bringing heartfelt stories and muscles of steel, while also showing how comedy can bring joy to your life during challenging times. #maxamini #standupcomedy

@blueskypinit Why did I punch the air when she got the last one.

Your choice reveals your mindset 🤯

@MattCas04807118 Bloody Asians

Nonce in Lycra Alert! ‼️ He has a 15 year old daughter but worse than that he has a pregnant girlfriend.🤬🤬 I am worried that the distraught gf says she’d warned him about this though, wtf does that mean? 😳

@Deezus_Walks Imagine Monsters Inc being so low

I have finished watching ALL 90+ theatrically released Disney+Pixar movies and this is the ordered tier list

@clarincom @chromeBobRoss thoughts dickhead?

VIDEO: UN ALUMNO ENTRÓ AL COLEGIO CON UNA ESCOPETA Y MATÓ A UN COMPAÑERO EN SANTA FE Un alumno mató a un compañero este lunes en una escuela de San Cristóbal, Santa Fe, durante el inicio de la jornada cuando los estudiantes izaban la bandera. El hecho ocurrió cerca de las 7.10. La víctima tenía 13 años y el agresor, de alrededor de 15, fue detenido. El ataque ocurrió en un patio interno de la escuela normal Mariano Moreno y habría sido cometido con una escopeta que el alumno llevaba en su mochila. También hubo dos heridos que fueron alcanzados por perdigones y estarían fuera de peligro. Dónde queda la escuela: maps.app.goo.gl/jFhu7sBFp5p4sY… (+) en Clarín: clar.in/412TT2T

@xalertnow Castrate him

🚨 CHINA 🇨🇳‼️ | IMÁGENES SENSIBLES ⚠️ | Un hombre borracho intentó violar a una mujer, pero fracasó. Luego la agredió brutalmente. La mujer parecía estar casi muerta por la paliza y, sin poder resistirse, fue arrastrada a un rincón y violada.

@MrWhiteMAGA Gayest thing ive ever seen and ive got gay porn on in the background

Back when WWE was in its peak, every night felt like must-see chaos…larger-than-life stars, wild storylines, and moments everyone talked about the next day. You didn’t just watch it…you lived it.

@uncledoomer I will not stand for any Jordan the stallion slander on my feed thank you very much

if you find this guy annoying and youre not sure why, its because he does every video like he just discovered sliced bread and youve never heard of it. and its not his fault. the algorithm boxed him into one type of content. hes completely algo captured.

@fesshole Do we care? Also no

Wife hassled me into speeding to get to Tesco on time due to stupid English Sunday trading laws. I got a £100 speeding fine as a result. Is it Tesco's fault no. Am I shoplifting petty items and keeping a running tally to £100. Yes. Am I a common thief now, yes. Do I care - no.

@HustleBitch_ A cult of personality ?

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI MUGSHOTS — SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT Both times: • Arrested for DUI • Blew 0.00 Same story. Nine years apart. Look at his eyes. What do you see?

Just do what she says for the love of god

@SUBWAY think you should change your name to Paniniway, anyone remember when they served actual subs and not this thin bread?

Sheringham is doing what all of the other supposed legends of the club should be doing and using his voice. Would be good if the others followed suit and called the club out for the shambles it is #thfc