Steve-Palps

@Shawn_in_TO @TheDunkCentral @LevAkabas all the best teams now tanked for years. OKC, Spurs, Pistons

@TheDunkCentral @LevAkabas Complete stupidity. Teams like the Spurs can tank for years and get rewarded but now it's a problem.

Here’s how the new lottery odds will look: (h/t @LevAkabas )

@Noscito_Ryan @samuel_costner lol true. 😂 i’m a genx parent and i know the world i grew up in is long gone.

@samuel_costner The most depressing thing about our shared existence with boomers and their refusal to update their mental model of the world is the reality that we're stuck with them for 20+ years more.

"You spent $3,000 on a pressure washer to land a $600 pressure washing job?" "That's right" "But a Mexican took the job for $100?" "That's correct, Dave" "So you spent $22,000 on coding school, but the coding jobs are all taken by Indians and AI?" "That's right, Dave"

@MurrayHillGuy1 last night i came home from work, went back to the gym and did a HIIT style workout that burned 800xals, then walked 6 holes before dark at the golf course, dinner, then hung with my teenage. i’m sleeping the fuck in today 😂

I’ll never understand people that wake up at 7:59 and then log onto their computer at 8 am for work… How could you not wake up early, get sunlight, workout, or at least have some morning routine? So unhealthy just to wake up and go right to a screen for 8+ hours How??

@travisakers where is all that Venezuelan oil? 😂😂

My gas station went from $3.87 back up to $4.19 overnight. We’re not getting back to $2 anytime soon are we? Or ever.

@ywomendeservles 80%

I wonder how many women out there are two-timing whores.

@KingJamesIIIIII @TheDunkCentral @ShamsCharania @Fullcourtpass @LukaUpdates hammys are tricking Tyrese missed 3 weeks with a grade one strain. luke has a grade 2 tear. it’s probably a 6 week min injury

@TheDunkCentral @ShamsCharania @Fullcourtpass @LukaUpdates How strange that AR was supposed to be out longer than Luka and he’s been questionable for 3 games now. Wtf going on with Luka’s treatment bro

If the Lakers advance past the Rockets, the expectation is that Luka Dončić will still be out for the series against the Thunder, per @ShamsCharania (h/t @Fullcourtpass & @LukaUpdates )

@_willcompton I wonder if this guy has tried ivermectin and fasting? i mean shit it’s worth a try

Holy shit man Take two minutes to listen to this

@TheBigBaum @SignalChasing @whatever yeah you’re probably right. i did watch a 100lb Thai girl press 405 lbs. it was really impressive. she’s is a little beast.

@PalpsSteve @SignalChasing @whatever Yes, but not that strong. 650 pounds is 7 plates PER SIDE. When I was wrestling heavyweight in college, my absolute max I ever did was 690. I was never able to crack 700, and I was always pissed about it. Zero chance she ever comes close to that 650 number.

She's STRONGER than most men?!

@killahBEENbee yup i hate this world for my kids. we have failed them , especially asshole boomers

No federally mandated paid parental leave, daycare $2k/month for a newborn, can of milk $60, groceries up 20%, can’t afford a home (space) , and can’t go to college. oh and can’t go to the doctor if unemployed. and you fake ass confused.

@ChrisTwiggsPM @DeanTTraining if you’re not eating 200g protein, on HRT, or roids that what you’ll weigh my friend.

@DeanTTraining NGL...my ego doesnt like being that "light" 5'8 and closing in on 160 now (down from 180). Used to be in good shape before divorce...and weighed 145 My ego hates it ha

If you’re a 5’ 10” male and…. - you have average genetics - you’re not taking testosterone - you don’t have an extensive training history/much muscle ….your healthy bodyweight is going to be around ~150 lbs Fat dudes will now assemble in the comments & do nothing but COPE!

@DeanTTraining i’m 51, 5’11” train HIIT and weights. i’m 161 right now. need to build muscle mass but all i take is creatine.

@60Minutes no it’s 100% inflation since 2021 taking care of the population growth

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

@SignalChasing @whatever girls biologically have strong quads and hips for childbirth.

@whatever Are we just going to gloss over the fact she said she can leg press 650 lbs? Make her show it.

@whatever this is kinda BS. my gf can bench two 45 dumbbells and i know 95% of dudes can’t. there are a lot of out of shape losers dudes walking around

@lawyer_memes you’re a douche bag 😂

A junior associate informed me she has a "hard stop" at 5 PM on Fridays. She said she needs the weekend to protect her peace and maintain her energy. I told her I completely respect her commitment to boundary setting. I then removed her from the M&A deal she'd spent two months diligence-ing. She came to my office on Monday confused as to why her access was revoked. I explained that a closed deal requires momentum, not a pause button. She asked how she was supposed to hit her billable requirement now. I suggested she use all that extra weekend energy to find a new practice area. Peace is a wonderful concept for people who don't practice corporate law. The rest of us find our tranquility in a signed signature page.

@nypost what a bunch of losers paying for this shit 😂

Shannon Elizabeth rakes in whopping payday in first week on OnlyFans trib.al/vQFGjOn

@ThinkInPeach met my girl at the gym. it’s easy if you know and understand how to approach

Every guy telling you to delete dating apps got married before 2015. What else are you supposed to do if you're 35, your friends are all married, you work remote and your social life is Church on a Sunday? Hit the bars?

@HustleBitch_ coffee dates suck

🚨 41-YEAR-OLD WOMAN GETS HIT ON AT ROSS — AND FORGETS WHAT REAL-WORLD FLIRTING EVEN FEELS LIKE No apps. No DMs. No warning. A guy just walks up in the middle of a store… asking about sunglasses. • First time in over a year a man has approached her • He skipped social media and asked for her number • Not her usual type… but something felt different They talked for 15 minutes right there in the women’s section. Smooth. Natural. No pressure. She says it caught her completely off guard, like she forgot this is how people used to meet. The strangest part? It happened at Ross… not a bar, not a party, not an app. And now she’s actually considering seeing him again. So what's changed in the dating world… men, women, or the apps?

@CoachDanGo hard but worth it. i do find it difficult to gain mass at this percentage. diet has to be perfect.

Only 3% of American men are at body fat of 15% or less. Just 0.1% are at 12% or less. The best thing a guy can do is get his body fat to healthy levels.

@iamChigoo sounds exhausting to keep up that many lies

The standard games women play