Parris Barron

Please sing the national anthem when you play for our country. You don’t have to love the monarchy. Just show a bit of pride and togetherness with those supporting you.

Here’s the Monster Raving Loony Party policy on immigration.

@iamnotlucymoon Almost everyone writing in the Sunday times, or any other newspaper is being paid by someone.

i am legally obliged to disclose if i received a lip gloss for free in an IG story yet rishi sunak can write a column for the sunday times endorsing AI without having to share that he’s paid by Anthropic

Early WC squad Pickford Henderson Hart Walker, Miley, Konza, Guehi, Maguire, Barron, Hall, Liveamento, James, Burn Anderson, Rice, Ramsey, Henderson, Eze Bowen, Rogers, Bellingham, Saka, Gordon Kane, Watkins, Toney Palmer in if he’s fit

My first tweet in forever. Just to say I’m embarrassed to be an @ECB_cricket fan. Shambles. Key, Mccullum and anyone involved in selection need to go. @HaseebHameed97 how you’re not in this team is silly.

“We generated millions in pure profit by making the standard service worse” is literally the slogan of the last 2 decades for every commodity in the country.

@urse10 you were a baller at afc wimbledon! my favourite player at the time.

@AFCWimbledon Thank you for doing everything you could to get the game on. I appreciate it. Don't let the moaners get you down.

❌ GAME OFF: The referee has confirmed that today’s match v Cheltenham Town has been postponed. #AFCW 🟡🔵 afcwimbledon.co.uk/news/2025/janu…

Tom Cairney said don’t give up if you’re a youngster and haven’t filled out yet. I’m 38 and definitely filled out. Is there still time for me? 🤪

@mathaylock @AFCWimbledon Cheers. Done! Sorry that I am so stupid.

@ParrisBarron @AFCWimbledon Try clicking on the basket in the top right of the screen 🤞

BAG YOUR BARGAINS - BLACK FRIDAY IS HERE! 🛍️⬛️ With over 40 items to choose from and up to 50% off, there’s something for everyone - happy shopping… 🙌⤵️ #AFCW 🟡🔵 afcwimbledon.co.uk/news/2024/nove…

@Snips8604 Ian Taylor

FT - @AFCWimbledon 2-2 #asfc. Goalscorers - Smith (89’), Tilley (90+8’), Khumbeni (58’), and Costelloe (75’).

@BBCPolitics watching your programme #politicslive for the first time. 5 minutes in and both panellists haven’t answered the question the host is asked and your host is making no effort to hold them to account. That’s me switched off

@masterhallett @alexarmstrong Have you read his justifications for it? Check his Instagram page. You might feel differently after reading it. You might not.

@alexarmstrong That is one cunt. How them players play with him is beyond me. Manager should have pulled him off the park.

Wrexham FC captain, James McClean, Irish, stands alone as he refuses to observe Remembrance Day silence. In an interview with the Telegraph, he said “it’ll pave the way for young Irish lads coming through”.

🎺 got a Mrs again

@Snips8604 The Liverpool reserve keeper ?

@British_Airways just me again. Your call centre cuts us off. Your website doesn't work. You've cancelled flights. Just the same old shite from you. Thanks so much for your service.

@LouisRoss67 Doku looked to be kicking ball back in general direction occasionally of where free kick should have been. Trossard kicked ball in opposite direction stopping quick free kick

@ParrisBarron Howard Webb’s own words ‘Should have got 2nd yellow but ref doesn’t want to ruin the game so early’. Can’t book Trossard if you don’t book Doku 10 mins before either. Just be consistent

But but Trossard left the ref with no choice. Oh right