Dr. Omoplatapus
749 posts
what was the point of storing it at an angle
EHT Comics@EHTcomics
The Unabomber’s cabin in FBI storage is the most David Lynch thing I’ve ever seen in real life.
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Guy had such a disturbing pee stance at the urinal I walked out the bathroom. #hellnoiaintpeeingbesideyoubruh
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@PoorOldRoloTony He was considered for Paul Walker's role in the original Fast and the Furious
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I love how the narration in golden age comics is borderline biblical while silver age comics sound like you're being told a campfire story by used a car salesman
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@Helpyourself99 Mustard on top with the onion, mayo on the bottom so it gets warmed up by the burger patty. This isn't hard.
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what is your favorite euphemism for the police? mine is "the fuzz"
🏴🌋🏴@hum_dunkin
was enjoying earlier telling someone so I'll tell yous now. In parts of the UK people call police "bobbies" or "peelers" cause the police was founded by Sir Robert Peel. And peelers is the more pejorative one so it's like if you're fine with the police youre on first name terms
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@hanabryanne It was all a clever marketing ploy by Big Roman Empire
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I'm from Philadelphia, sometimes people ask me what the best spot is to get a cheesesteak. That wasn't really what I was up to there tho. Ask me about the best spots by the rivers to go through a break up
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I genuinely hate Belgium and I don't even know why
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@googleymoogley Look, we've all had that morning. But you gotta buy one other thing with it.
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@Grabaka_Hitman @Stamkos96 Too Bad Ol Fathead Kept Runnin' 🏃💨 Mess With Tha B.O.A.T. Ya Get The Horns 🤘 Save That Tiramisu Til Tuesday Mi Gente 😛 29-1 🔪🔪😎 -CSO- 🇺🇲🏆🇲🇽
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@Stamkos96 the RDA win carries weight considering what he did in the next year. Those 2 years Khabib missed were prime years in that div. He was obviously booked against Tony, but also Cerrone and I think even Gilbert at one point, right? Remember for about 24 hrs Alvarez-Khabib was a thing
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i agree
that era of lightweight was spectacular and somehow he doesnt have pettis melendez ferguson alvarez oliveira etc on his resume
Max Calendrillo@MaxCalendrillo
Khabib isn’t top 5 all time in the UFC.
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My next one is musical, I'm seriously thinking about it, the way I fight always has a strong connection with music. Anyone interested?
無@smekdoncat
Joe Taslim happened to be in the THREE of the greatest action martial art films of all time with The Raid, The Night Comes for Us, and The Furious. when we're having a conversation on the GOAT of action cinema, we need to talk about his name more often.
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@GramsciGordon Zoom + Trucking, not a pan.
Sorry to be that guy.
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Allosaurus may not be the strongest dinosaur. But he's got the most heart
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@HubPointless They say Ra's al Ghul heads a group called the League of Assassins, is responsible for the deaths of thousands, and has eternal life through something called a Lazarus Pit, defying the laws of not just man, but of God and nature- you know what, this guy sounds like a real jerk.
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“I like knock knock jokes. You ever hear a knock knock joke Conan?”
*pause* Conan stares holding back a laugh
“Once or twice”
“Knock knock”
“*laughs* Whose there?”
“It's the police ma'am. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead."
jezebel⚢@MaryJaneWAPson
The part in joker where he tells a knock knock joke on live tv where the punchline is "it's the police ma'am, your son is dead" feels exactly like something Norm would do to Conan
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@DrewDober Hey Drew, big fan, which dinosaur's meat do you think would have tasted the best?
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Who has Topuria over Gaethje? Who’s with me and has Gaethje over Topuria?
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