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@ProctorDeuce

Proctor Deuce is a Time Chronicling Super Sleuth. Though not technically a professional anything, spinning Hystorical Recounts, leaving foul Vowel Movements.

Cornelius 8 Beigetreten Eylül 2024
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The Phoenix Press
The Phoenix Press@ThePhoenixPress·
How can someone say this with a straight face when Superman IV exists Batman and Robin? Blankman? So many other terrible comic book films You don't have to like MOS but to call it "the worst comic book film ever" just comes off as performative.
Bobby Mayberry@Exchronos

@BatmanNotes The absolutely worst comic book film is "Man Of Steel". It made my stomach sink walking out of the theater. Superman doesn't kill, he always finds another way.

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ProctorDeuce
ProctorDeuce@ProctorDeuce·
@gemugirl I am displeased to report these LadyBoys overcharge and underperform. 😩
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Kyoto Yard Sale
Kyoto Yard Sale@gemugirl·
Why does Argentina’s street prostitutes look like a football team 🤔
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ProctorDeuce@ProctorDeuce·
@InterstellarUAP Time skimming isn’t for those with weak constitutions. They just haven’t been looking for the right pilots.
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Interstellar
Interstellar@InterstellarUAP·
🚨 "Lockheed Martin has craft that can reach Mars in just a few hours right now — and they're actually TIME MACHINES!" - Jason Jorjani 🛸👽 "We have in Lockheed right now there are craft that can go to Mars in a few hours right now." "They're flying time machines. They warp time as they traverse space." "The release of that kind of technology into the public sphere would be utterly catastrophic." "You can't give Tom, Dick and Harry a time machine to put in their garage." Pilots training on these reverse-engineered UAP craft suffer extreme disorientation from spacetime warping. Hidden in underground facilities. Why suppress this zero-point energy tech? Are we already secretly traveling planets and timelines? Has our history been manipulated? What do you think — real alien breakthrough or massive cover-up? Should it be released? Drop your theory below 👇 #UAP #Disclosure
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The Frog Mage
The Frog Mage@the_frog_mage·
Nature will protect me.
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ProctorDeuce
ProctorDeuce@ProctorDeuce·
@klara_sjo These 90’s Nostalgia are breaking me apart. That being said, Still Would.
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
One of you fuckers still would just to say you did the pink ranger
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ProctorDeuce@ProctorDeuce·
@deejayunknown I don’t know about anyone else? But I am musically chubbed up right now 😏
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ProctorDeuce@ProctorDeuce·
@deeple101 To my X Best Buddy, Happy 3/16. Kind of an easy one to remember if you can just remember who to connect it to. I’ll see you for memes later.
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Deeple101
Deeple101@deeple101·
It’s my annual completion of my orbit of the giant fireball in the sky. Looking to celebrate this evening with some Hell Divers 2 if anyone wants to join me.
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ProctorDeuce@ProctorDeuce·
@SuperSisi My Favorites are Chrono Trigger and Link to the Past, but this one holds a special place in my childhood ❣️
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SuperSisi
SuperSisi@SuperSisi·
Drop your favorite Super Nintendo game!
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Netherchorus
Netherchorus@netherchorus·
@SuperSisi I used to rent this game and IV from the rental store over and over since I couldn't find either for sale. Also I can still hear this intro in my head even though it's been a few years since I've played the game.
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ProctorDeuce
ProctorDeuce@ProctorDeuce·
@DreadedDinosaur From one Kryptid to another, Many Happy Returns! 🎩 I’m sending you a Cologuard kit. 🎊
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Dinosaur Man🦖 👨
Dinosaur Man🦖 👨@DreadedDinosaur·
My wife made scratch made cinnamon rolls as my birthday cake! Yay!
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TinyPandaface
TinyPandaface@TinyPandaface·
1,000 FOLLOWERS IS CRRRAAAZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥😘😘😘 Thank you to the AMAZING Sugarplums who hype me up on a daily basis! 🥳🔥❤️Thank you so much for all the laughs, smiles and being so stupid silly with me! 🥰💋😎 And thank you to @rumblevideo for providing the space for this idiot to scream into her microphone and build the absolute BEST COMMUNITY, EVER 💚 LET’S KEEP GOING, SUGARPLUMS!!! I LOVE YOU ALL, YOU MAGICAL, SEXY BASS-TARDS!!!! 💖💖💖🧚🏻‍♀️
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ProctorDeuce
ProctorDeuce@ProctorDeuce·
@SuperSisi I said to Luigi, do we have to destroy Bowsers Airships, can’t we just capture them? He says Yes we could sir, but blowing them up is a lot more fun, and I couldn’t argue. Let’s a Go!
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SuperSisi@SuperSisi·
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