Clare 🐝

@piesportsbooze @xdownloaderbot

Pep Guardiola escorting Mikel Arteta out of Wembley...

@LBFlyawayhome No spokes on wheels?

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes? From Treasure magazine, 1965 Official answers coming soon (Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)

@dissproportion @_jj_blue_ That’s not a millennial thing, everyone feels like that 🙄

The most millennial thing about me is that NO I do not want to open this link in an app, no I do not want to download an app to view this, please just let me open this in a tab in the browser. I don’t want another app, I just want to see the three pictures or whatever in the app I am already in. Do you know what is also an app? The browser. That’s an app. Stop pretending I can’t see this stupid article unless I download another thing that wants to track me and I have to come up with another cutesy username and save another password in my password manager that’s already been hacked btw and I have to configure fucking notificationnnnssss and I have to figure out why it’s still pinging me anyway and I have to block everybody I know in a new place and god no I do not want you to look at my contacts and tell me if Jerry who I worked with ten years ago also uses FlimFlam and no I do not want another app that has a nearly indistinguishable icon from the app I actually do want to use fairly often and no I don’t give you permission and no I don’t want to tell you my gender and no I don’t want to figure out another interface and hate it for new reasons I had never even imagined before and no I don’t want to get my hopes up about a better way to see pictures or read articles or listen to music because we allllllll know by now that it will just be short form video all over my fucking unconfigurable feed by the end of the fucking day. I just want to open the link in a tab!!!

@TheRealJamieKay If it’s crusty, it’s a cob. If it’s soft, it’s a roll or barm.

This is a cob. Right?

@Kev_OC66 @johnnymocurler @CBCOlympics Are you explaining the rules of Curling to an Olympian curler?

@johnnymocurler @CBCOlympics

Let me take a moment to set the record straight on the men’s curling situation @CBCOlympics . Marc Kennedy is hands down one of the most honest and fair teammates I’ve ever played with. Fierce competitor? Absolutely. Cheater? Not a chance…

@TheRealJamieKay @ManCity You were saying?

@ManCity Stay humble!

74. Szoboszlai gives Liverpool the lead. 🔴 1-0 🩵

@Matts_Tweeting Tbf real detecting involves actual clues.

#amanda you should be ashamed. it was literally your profession. #TheTraitors #Uncloaked

@currys The X Files #CurrysHisense

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@DailyAFC @xdownloaderbot download this

The Arsenal squad reacting to Aston Villa’s last minute winner yesterday… 💔🤬

@dresserman T’is the season 😍

@BethRigby Are you mental? You should be ashamed. How about investigating his ties to Russia, you absolute shill.

Reform right now are ripping up the traditional dominance of the Conservative and Labour parties. Farage cannot be ignored So I asked this: Do you admire Nigel Farage? One Q to two leaders, two VERY different responses…

Peston (2016), "Every big international organisation, the IMF, the OECD, the Bank of England, all say leaving the EU would impose a significant economic cost on Britain and British people. Are they all just making it up?" Nigel Farage, "They're paid to say so" Peston, "What do you mean they're paid to say so" Nigel Farage, "Of course they're paid to say so" --- The UK loses £40 billion a year in tax revenue because of Brexit Households are £1,429 poorer per year

@lfcmani @MartinSLewis You can do it yourself. I did it through the gov website for my late mother gov.uk/power-of-attor… and lastingpowerofattorney.service.gov.uk/home

@MartinSLewis Power of attorney's, any ideas who is best to get them sorted from? Local solicitors are charging between 1k to 1.5k per person .. can you suggest any other legitimate service

Got questions on the grown-up stuff... WILLS AND POWER OF ATTORNEY? Peace of mind planning is the core topic of my podcast this week - I'll be joined by legal specialists to help answer. Do suggest your questions by reply & say which UK nation you're in, as the law changes with that. Producer Matt will compile.

@grok You can’t be offside in your own half.

@luqman_ofcl @wisdomemeka03 @NoContextEPL Nah, I'm wide awake! If my take on the offside is off, what's your angle on the play? From the replay, that lagging defender kept Haaland onside.

Man United’s offside trap🔥🔥

@selexiak It started in 1929 so it’s fair to say the rest of the decade was wealthy.

“This week we’re celebrating the 1920s - a period of excess wealth” What? The Great Depression? That period of “excess wealth”? #sewingbee

@mark_murrayalty Traitor? Get a grip.

Make the traitor famous

@FootballCliches Is Ange going to Forest a case of unfinished business?

@MENnewsdesk Man of the people.

Nigel Farage earned almost £1m from additional jobs on top of £93k salary - see how your MP compares manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/n…

Jeremy Clarkson's pub has been 'swindled' out of £27,000 by hackers manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz-n…

@mark_murrayalty @TheRealJamieKay She. Pled. Guilty.

@TheRealJamieKay But that's the point you dick...Connolly posted for all I care...Muslims have been saying and posting much worse and have been ignored....we've got a Muslim in Manchester who broke a coppers nose who still isn't in jail.

I wonder if those defending Lucy Connolly would do so if a Muslim posted exactly the same words, but called for the burning of churches?