Rel

sometimes in life u just have to man up and fuck dudes in the ass

@Chrisoj_ Very true

Only another man can give a man blow job till he cums

@RuNoseP Whats wrong with that?

yeah she would probably be the most progressive president elected in American history but i just do not know if i can stomach voting for a Yankees fan

@WyronGaines He is so fucking ugly. He should go back to Sudan.

♦️Myron goes NUCLEAR on Puerto Ricans! 😭🥀🇵🇷 “These n*ggas got mad pride for no reason! You ain’t got no country! How you got national pride but you got no nation!?”

@IFindIQS @nypost Trump’s is lower

@nypost What more can you say about her? What do you think her IQ is?

AOC enjoys Yankees game from suite as thousands of federal workers go unpaid due to shutdown trib.al/glfxvK9

@LinkofSunshine Bronx Zoo is the best

I like that each borough just has one zoo for that borough

@Clinton2028 Now compare the population density of the red vs blue

I don’t see a single blue city. Just blue precincts telling the rest of us how to live.

@Darkdeedfiles @NYCMayor Begone African bot

@NYCMayor Whole paragraph about bamboo trumpets and painted eggs and managed to almost avoid mentioning Jesus Christ on Easter Sunday. NYC deserves better than a mayor who can't say who the holiday is actually about.

Happy Easter, New York! Today, millions of New Yorkers celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the victory of hope over despair and faith over fear.  As the air warms and cherry blossoms begin to bloom, this holy day is a sacred time to pause and reflect on a season of rebirth. Whether you spend this day singing in pews, parading on Fifth Avenue, joining a processional guided by the bamboo trumpets of Haitian Rara music, or hunting for painted eggs amidst the spring grass, I wish every New Yorker celebrating a joyous day. Let us all embrace this holiday's spirit of hope and renewal as we build the City — and the world — that we deserve.

@girlfromsouthie @jackcalifano Being a slave to a car is worse

@jackcalifano Having to rely solely on public transit is not a flex. It’s prison. LA >>> NYC. Not to mention Boston and Austin.

Sorry but NYC is the only real city in America. It is the only place where you can comfortably not own a car. Many other places used to be cities, but they were all turned into large suburbs with some skyscrapers and a sports stadium owned by a bank. Sad but true.

@Alectrasassiii @RedMedia_us All of the above

@RedMedia_us Straight bi or gay!?????

80% of Cardi B Sexy male dancers are single for those of you always asking 👀

@Jalysse647 @danishacarterr New Yorkers have always known he’s a two-faced con artist. The rest of you are dumbasses who were easily fooled.

@danishacarterr Trump did a 360. You don’t expect that to happen in a person. He still was the better candidate at that time.

he’s 100% the candidate you voted for but liberal tears tasted better than listening to facts

@demsocsean Empty eyes

what is this

@RSeasong9765 @_sn_n Why would people willingly choose to be marginalized and discriminated against to a point where they want to kill themselves? I never understood that argument. You just say it’s a “choice” to justify your homophobia.

@_sn_n Prove being gay isn’t a choice.

why would god make gay people then?

@FinalBossKay @TateTheTalisman Majority of men in the world are uncircumcised. Pretty sure they’re doing well with women. Only an issue with American weirdos.

@TateTheTalisman ragebait... there aint no benefit to being uncircumsized circumsized men last longer. women prefer it. even porn prefers it. w also dont smell like cheese (many women speak about this) 🤣🤣🤣 cope harder...

I had no idea how butt hurt circumcised men are about men with their full dicks intact. Was totally unaware this was a thing until I made a joke today. Why are they so upset?

@ShadowRaven850 @PunishedAG Majority have always been homophobic. What world have you been living in?

@PunishedAG Literally how it went. No one cared about the gays in 2010 until they went “Now it’s time to teach the kids bout gay sex.” And if they brought up it’s inappropriate to teach literal tweens about oral sex they were called the problem. Also Palestine Flag, opinion disregarded

the fact that they think this is how it went proves we don't live in the same reality

@MyLordBebo You don’t live in reality

A good summary about the LGBT movement

@Blissful1287056 He looked so good in 2009

Meet Jeremy Meeks, an American fashion model and actor who first gained international fame as the "Hot Felon" after his 2014 mugshot went viral

@Milkdzq4 @ImJosefRakich @TateTheTalisman It’s a natural part of your penis. Literally just wash it lol. Billions of men are uncircumcised and do it just fine. You’re making it a problem when it’s really not.

@Rick3Watson @ImJosefRakich @TateTheTalisman Right, we wash our hands and brush our teeth because we need them to live. A skin flap is just an unnecessary liability. Why keep a dark, moist dirt trap just so you can play defense with "basic hygiene" every time you pee? Just remove the trap.

They told you it was up your butt to make you gay. Turns out is on your foreskin which is overwhelmingly removed by U.S parents. Thank god my mother said “what’s the point in that?” When the doctors asked if she wanted it done to me. I’ve still got all my penis. Rare UK W.

@realassngger @Delacroix1991 @Chelseafcs7 @validclipx Ok and

@Delacroix1991 @Chelseafcs7 @validclipx You get fucked in your ass, lmaooo🤢🤢

Twitch streamer Benjy claims he wishes he wasn’t GAY so he could have children with a woman “Sometimes I wish I wasn’t gay.. imagine being able to procreate with a girl and having a baby and having a family…” 😯👀

@1xeraz @validclipx Not really

@validclipx Bro acting like we made him gay 🤣