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@DAKKADAKKA1 unfair characterization of Jahns. his reviews are non-ideological and even-handed.
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I got kids. Yeah. We gonna go see it budddeeee. Lmao fuck off with these childless millenials who think Mario needs to support Palestine or some shit in a children’s movie.
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse
Jeremy Jahns on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie: "The Super Mario Galaxy movie is a montage of Nintendo nostalgia bait on screen. That's the actual plot. ... The music in the movie has a better plot than the movie. This movie is just Super Mario Bros.-esque scenario, Easter egg that goes with it. Rinse and repeat. ... It feels like it has too many branches of an overly convoluted one. ... Super Mario Galaxy movie feels like they thought they were making a Super Mario Galaxy coloring book. ... The Super Mario Galaxy movie is fun for kids, but well, the parents got to stay and watch it with them if they want to be responsible. If you're smart you can pass it off to the babysitter." Do you plan on seeing it?
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@uncle_deluge My controversial take is that 2 Kings 3:27 indicates that false gods (demons) were real, powerful entities and that sacrifices made to them were effectual.
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On the r/AcademicBiblical subreddit I used to pose a weekly question in the discussion threads asking the scholars if there were any fringe theories they believed in anywhere they otherwise broke off from the mainstream and the answers were always pretty interesting
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we're going to put the American Academy of Pediatrics through Nuremberg 2.0
New Scientist@newscientist
A long-overlooked area of the penis has been found to have the highest concentration of nerve endings and sensory structures in the organ, suggesting that it is the “male G-spot” #Echobox=1774914337" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">newscientist.com/article/252098…
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@revenant_MMXX tried it, absolutely despised how it rendered me in a state where I had lessened control over my faculties
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Shit isn't even fun, either, if you have any degree of human agency you will literally feel it all being ripped away as your brain shifts into low-power mode for the next four hours. You couldn't pay me to do this shit again, it takes the anxiety of weed and makes it unbearable.
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos
"weed" used to be something smoked furtively with your friends in a park at dusk before going to the movie theatre, an herb handrolled into a shitty spliff now, it's industrially extracted concentrates 1000x more powerful that turns users into zombies
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@revenant_MMXX tank controls are like descending Armor Class / THAC0 in D&D: an IQ test
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Try 20 seconds. Why should this take practice at all? It's completely self-explanatory
Last Chalice@lastchalice
Tank controls are easy. They can be understood by anyone willing to give them 20 minutes.
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@lastchalice tank controls are like descending Armor Class / THAC0 in D&D: a brainlet filter
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Tank controls are easy.
They can be understood by anyone willing to give them 20 minutes.
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The game adaptation of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" actually has an unused cutscene where benny eats a baby
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hasidic jews on the 8th day be like
SurrealMediaFacts@SurreMediaFacts
The game adaptation of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" actually has an unused cutscene where benny eats a baby
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this list is so bad it's wrong on purpose for engagement farming
here's a fix: make them all white as heritage Britain ought to be. whitewash it. remind the audience of a better era. totally chud the project up and watch as it makes bank.
András@andrastimot
A first pass at which notable human characters in the Harry Potter universe can be made black without causing a bunch of problems
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@hellosami have him tested for autism and put him in an accelerated learning course, we need guys like him to succeed
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@Boxy_FT The tumblr version would be:
"I will tell you the truth completely," Odysseus lied.
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really puts the Holocaust into perspective
Gurwinder@G_S_Bhogal
A nice reminder that everything you're worried about is ultimately insignificant.
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@Protestia @howertonjosh this is a good thing, haters will whine about it nonetheless
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More than 50 unmarried, cohabiting couples got married in a joint ceremony at Lakepointe church last week, a 30,000- member multisite church led by @howertonjosh in Rockwell, TX.
Two weeks prior, at the end of a sermon, he issued a challenge to unmarried couples in the congregation, encouraging them to act on the Lord's call:
"You're living with somebody that's not your spouse. You're sleeping with somebody that's not your spouse. Or you've actually already started a family and had kids with somebody that's not your spouse.
And you right now are coming under the loving conviction of the Holy Spirit that you need to honor God, bend your knee to Jesus, put a ring on it, and enter into a covenant with a person that you're already acting like you're in a covenant."
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A top transgender Reddit moderator has deleted his account after being exposed as a convicted child sex offender.
Branden "Brynn" Dunleavy was a moderator at r/MTF, and was reportedly protected by the head of the moderation team.
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