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@ElSlug @stacycay There’s this crazy thing called consent

@stacycay Isn’t this what trans people want ? For straight men to have sex with them? 💀 Sounds like paradise for troons to me idk.

See this is why the Epstein files don’t bother these people. They actually think rape is funny

@Yoshinori_Umeki @JeremiahDJohns Tolkien really hated when stories were one to one allegories so he denied that WW1 was primary inspiration for lotr. The joke here is that they extend that to imply that it had no influence on the story despite having close comparisons to many of the horrors of ww1

@JeremiahDJohns Where exactly did Tolkien ever say that WWI was totally fine and normal?

@williby45 @haleyvemealone The intended idiom was raked over the coals

@haleyvemealone What’s the wrong word I can’t figure it out

My fav malapropism

@CantEverDie @KfcTokyo Wait is that why your name on this app is onion person?

@KfcTokyo no its okay i ended up leaving that job a month and a half later to start working at the onion

thought about this the other day again and couldn’t stop laughing

@IMayBeGiant9669 @ItsAndyRyan @HistoryBoomer Undocumented immigrants are less likely to commit crimes than citizens. We only have texas data because theyre the only state to track it, but their data agrees that on a per capita basis citizens commit more crime

@ItsAndyRyan @HistoryBoomer I'm not making an argument for any of that, I'm commenting on Oilfield Rando's argument. Doubling the population by importing the 3rd world will absolutely increase crime and yes, you absolutely CAN import people as that's exactly what they are doing.

Total crime is more important than per capita??? You live in a village with 1 murder a year. I live in a city with 300 murders a year. But my city has 8 million people and your village has 20 people. If I were you, I’d be scared. Per capita is more important.

@FortunateFolk Type shit frfrfr

Umm… switch 2 and pokopia giveaway cuz why not, might double the reward if lots of people join Only requirement is comment

@_jnic @apewoodx Harvard made the fcs playoffs for the first time since D1 split into fbs and fcs last year tho

@apewoodx Still true today Harvard not in march madness and hasn’t played in a bowl game in forever? Pshhh worthless

growing up in the midwest if your alma mater wasnt playing in march madness or good at football it basically didnt exist

@IttssTheo @Not_Merritz He/Tler is crazy work wtfff

@Not_Merritz least obvious ragebait account

Generational username

@FabianSani8 @MarciKatUWU

@MarciKatUWU Basically, they were celebrating your commitment and kindness. In Japanese culture, marriage is often seen as a serious, honorable thing, so them getting excited is a way of expressing admiration.

when I was in japan for a month a lot of the women there pointed to my ring and asked "married???" And when I nodded and said yes they got so happy and giddy and said my wife is a lucky girl what does this mean

@F1BigData Chilling with a classy 1 point per race event

Oscar Piastri has not started a race this season Oscar Piastri also has 3 points this season

@Kristine1ise This isn’t actually sf coded, it’s frat coded

btw in nyc you don’t have to do the weird sf thing where you filter the guest list to make sure enough women show up. you can just throw a good party

@Dikhan_drmkuu @julesgambit And?

@julesgambit This

Being a woman in chess means getting these random emails at 7 in the morning

@ninikijj2 @The16thUSPrez It’s all because of the British

@The16thUSPrez Why is there an evil version of the lesbian flag

Just found out from all your comments that this is a transphobic variant of the Lesbian flag. I apologize and will be double checking beforehand in future posts supporting lesbians. You're all amazing.

@deetee326 @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 Fact 1: kids have sex even if they shouldn’t. Fact 2: kids bodies are not meant for sex. Fact 3: you as an adult should recognize that kids often want things that they shouldn’t and it is your responsibility as an adult to explain why they shouldn’t as opposed to endorsing it

@SirBotso @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 Bro wtf children have sex? How can a child that hasn't hit puberty have sex? Wtf are you smoking? 😂😂

Care to explain these texts @JakeLang

@deetee326 @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 The biology argument is bullshit, you aren’t biologically ‘meant’ to like kids you are a pedo. Studies have shown average men are most attracted to people in their mid 20s and people in their own age cohort, with teens and tweens consistently ranking towards the bottom. Fuck off

@SirBotso @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 And it doesn't matter if she said "she was 15" you literally said that if I brought 15 year olds around you'd never be tempted but 1000% you'd have no idea. But the point flies over your head cause biology doesn't care about on a number certificate.

@deetee326 @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 It is so painfully obvious that a 15 and 21 year old are different. Even if you put them in identical bodies, the ways they act or present themselves are significantly different. Stop justifying pedophilia and admit a guy you supported just isn’t a good person.

@SirBotso @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 "If you cant tell the different between 15 and 21 youre retarded" i can tell you probably have very little experience with women or interracting. Cause i know from firsthand experience you're just wrong. I know girl i could show you right now and youd literally have no clue.

@deetee326 @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 Children do have sex, ideally not with adults. When I was 15 I found my classmates attractive, when I see a 15 year old now I do not find them attractive. It’s literally as simple as that

@SirBotso @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 "Something wrong with your brain if you see a 15 year old in any sexual light" let me ask you a question? Do children have sex? Yes or no?

@Latte_plz @RnaudBertrand @kew2dssysb In the US you probably wouldn’t find a normal seedless watermelon above $10 even when out of season. Like $25 is solidly in novelty markup or restaurant gourmet territory no matter the season

@RnaudBertrand @kew2dssysb Yup $25 is pretty much what we'd pay for now- because.. the watermelon season is.. summer..? And Im sure watermelon is not the only thing that is cheaper than Korea 🫠

By the way, fun fact about South Korean tourists in China: what they're (rather randomly) famous is their craving for watermelon. As far as I understand watermelon is super expensive in South Korea (I believe due to their farming lobby), and it is unbelievably cheap in China. In fact so cheap that most restaurants give it out for free. The joke that you hear in China - which is actually true - is that buffet restaurant owners absolutely love South Korean guests because they'll get full on watermelons (which costs the restaurant almost nothing) while ignoring the expensive stuff. Meanwhile the Koreans are showing off to their friends back in Seoul about how they just ate for $200 worth of watermelon. Both sides are happy!

@deetee326 @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 First, if you can’t tell the difference between 15 and 21 you’re retarded. Second, in this case ‘she’ said she was 15. Third, if you were somehow in this hypothetical situation it is your responsibility to cut it off. It’s not a complex topic, it’s not being a pedo

@SirBotso @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 Ok. Again tough guy. What If she looked 21 and lied about her age. Cause you know in real world not your online hero story book that actually happens...alot. you woild bang her thinking she's 18-21 come to find out she's 15 yet you were tempted by a 15 year old.

@deetee326 @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 You aren’t actually saying that you want to fuck children, right? Like even ignoring the crazy illegality of it, there is something wrong with your brain if you see a 15 year old in any sort of sexual light. This isn’t virtue signaling, it’s being a well adjusted adult

@SirBotso @WANGHAF @Goob_u2 Stop the act your not as viturous as you think not that you would even be tempted cause none of them woild want you anyways.