

Spider D Thompson
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@SpiderUncensor
You people don't know what the truth is! That's what I hate most about the internet – lies are news and the truth is obsolete!







Alright frogface, I'm having a fucking bad day so I'll not be as nice as usual. This vote? It means precisely fuck all, you slack-jawed collection of corporate afterbirth. This is nothing but another greasy PR stunt from the Party of Smoke and Fucking Mirrors, the same grinning shitweasels who've been jerking the public off with promises since the rancid bastards where called UKIP. They voted - oh yes, they voted - to scribble a polite little begging letter to the government, asking pretty-please for some pocket change while batting their fucking eyelashes. After your lot, your brilliant, visionary lot, bankrupted the entire council into a smoking crater because that DOGE circus was the most pathetic, predictable failure since the last time someone tried to turn memes into money. You thought you were geniuses? You were just assholes with slightly lighter blue ties and delusions. And now you strut around like you've unlocked some special goddamn superpower? Newsflash, dipshit: you didn't. You're still crawling through the same rigged hotel scheme that your own slimy Jenrick worm shat out years ago and called policy. Nothing's changed except the lighting on your little puppet show. So take your symbolic PR stunt victory and cram it up your collective arse sideways. The truth's still obsolete, the system's still a meat grinder, and you're still just another flavour of meat. I'm declaring an illegal Reform emergancy in the UK. Milkshake these fucking pricks on site if you've got nothing better.





'I really wanted to come on in a Reform tartan burka, but apparently I wasn't allowed' 'On day lets do one of these events not livestreamed. We'll do all the naughty stuff' Sarah Pochin says she wants to wear a tartan burka at Reform's Scottish Election launch



🚨 Rumours are circulating that Kier Starmer could enforce a national lockdown over the recent case's of meningitis! Which would mean that he could cancel the May elections, He will do anything to stay in power! This man is truely an evil dictator that is hell bent on breaking every last chance of saving our country and the freedoms that we once enjoyed.














