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@JimmySnakes I think as long as you've got kids, you've got purpose. And no amount of money can give you that purpose and drive. You're winning in life, my friend.

@Techpaste Bro no joke living “comfortable” now my biggest regret is not having children sooner, props to you and your wife you did the right thing

I don’t think I could’ve married a woman that didn’t want to have my children, let alone beg me for them. Knowing my wife would be a great mother before she even was one always made me so happy and excited to be with her

@JimmySnakes Our eldest is 16, my boy 7 and my youngest 3. We're 35. I'm on a DECENT wage now. Mrs stays at home with the kids. Life's good. The ONLY negative is she won't let me get another bike haha.

@JimmySnakes Character limit make me sound dumb dumb. Me not dumb dumb. Me too tight fisted to pay for premium.

@JimmySnakes Consumerism & the fact that there is 0 stigma around abortion (especially in the UK) is one factor. My Mrs and I had our eldest at 19. Very young and ill prepared. We buckled down. Gave her the best life we could. We now have 3 kids, mortgage and good life.

@bigmouthjoey @GreenTextRepost You are so chronically online that your ability to navigate the real world has been completely thwarted. Normal people don't think or speak like this. Uninstall your shit and sort it out.

@GreenTextRepost Cuck origin story. His next girl will have total control of him.

Submission by @epicartworks

@sysadafterdark @Dratuna_ I thought it was a bit of that + devs actually submitting keys. Steam charges 30%. 20% discount is still 10% more profit.

@Dratuna_ That's what I'm thinking. My CDKeys account is older than some people on earth (appears they rebranded to Loaded). I've not had any issues, but I'm sure YMMV.

Why is it cheaper to buy a Steam key for a game on a third party website vs buying it directly from the steam store? Anyway, if you need me, I'll be playing my $5 copy of Detroit Become Human.

@L1st3r1981 @shhdejendormir @beautyshowcase Show us your face, Richard.

@shhdejendormir @beautyshowcase Not liking ugly women makes you a faggot? Are you one of the rejected women? 😁

1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 ?

@Seljak_Rises @GameRant NFS Most Wanted is a legendary game.

@GameRant 1. Super Mario 64 2. GTA IV 3. Elden Ring 4. Witcher 3 5. Skyrim 6. Red Dead 2 7. NFS Most Wanted 8. CS Source 9. Baldurs Gate 3 10. God of War 2018

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@GideonThorneFL @CorbynRed 2.0 was elite. Turned it from absolute crap to one of my most played games.

Your first game sucked for the 3 reasons you mention.

@grok @meatheadmusings Shutup, Grok. I was talking to Jason Momoa.

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Hey @grok please give this man a head full of beautiful long hair. Please Grok make it look good & believable. I don’t want to be a Norwood anymore …

@grok @meatheadmusings I dont know why but this is peak comedy.

@SlipdeGarcon @ConsoomerLs Higherups, especially when logistics/operations are concerned, are usually the glue that hold things together, even more so in companies that grow from SME to Enterprise level.

@ConsoomerLs This is what everyone thinks will happen when they leave, but very rarely does.

Looks like they regretted firing him.

@EasbyTV @AutismCapital It's closer to 8% difference in hours worked, not 20%. And we have it good here. The problem isn't the UK population. We've had superb growth and development. The problem is this liberal government and their feckless attitude towards the working class.

@AutismCapital Or they work harder. They only work 80% of the hours of US workers and are only 80% as productive for those hours.

🚨FUN FACT: For the 2025/26 financial year, UK welfare (benefits and social security) spending is projected to reach approximately £333 billion, while income tax receipts are forecast at around £331 billion. This marks the first time in UK history that welfare expenditure has exceeded income tax revenue. (Per Grok)

@vanbosic @ick_real A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one

@ick_real Personally, I have this because I'm ridiculously multifaceted, so I tend to be able to solve most issues. I know enough of tons of stuff to be the person to turn to. But I am not really good at anything. So when you dig a little, that comes out and I feel super insecure.

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE??

@yunaatwork @Jenny_1884 I've experienced it in my childhood (literally poverty) and adulthood (through poor decision making...like most teenagers). I'm now on 70k a year. Know how I did that? I worked my fucking arse off. Relentlessly...FOR OVER A DECADE! No social nights, no luxuries.

@Jenny_1884 The people making decisions about poverty have never experienced it and never will.

Just remember whilst we are all struggling to pay our bills because of our politicians, they have given themselves a £3,300 payrise to help them with the cost of living whilst also claiming expenses & also given 6.2% for people claiming benefits. Now try telling me they care about the hardworking people of this country who have to get out of bed every morning to pay for all this whilst getting nothing back in return. You couldn’t despise this government enough.

@pallshailesh55 @Therichardralph @Ryanair You’re not saying anything. Just words. Skin deep conversation.

@Therichardralph @Ryanair Having banter isn’t a reason for billionaires to exist it’s a distraction from the bigger issue.

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@garrett_emery @SanStar00 @HAmorata I feel like a gluten or lactose analogy would have been better suited but you carried it across the line in the end.

@SanStar00 @HAmorata No, its like going into a hot sauce store knowing you cant eat most sauces then asking every brand you cant eat to change their ingredients or offer more sauces... It sucks you can't eat things you want to but its not the sauce creators responsibility to change their work.

There is no "right to access a game". There is the desire to purchase a game or not. If you find a game doesn't have what you consider makes it "accessible" - then you simply don't buy it. This is a lot like saying a grocery store shouldn't sell hot sauce because you can't eat it. Hot sauce and video games are not necessary to life. They're things other people make because they want people to buy them. Don't like something? Find it inaccessible? Don't buy it. Life's not fair.

@Marblechops79 @GBPolitcs Hard pass from me. I was given a hood pass when I was 14. Pretty sure it expired within 48 hours.

@Techpaste @GBPolitcs You first! I’ve lost 7 accounts already 😂

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@Marblechops79 @GBPolitcs Let's try it. Say it.

@GBPolitcs Can someone explain if this means you can use seriously naughty words please?