Michael Olson

So the humblebrag has become a mainstream term. I am here to introduce it's companion term "the comproast". Were I compliment you but at the same time roast you.

@swmckewonOWH I refuse to vote.

You can only choose one, Husker hoops fans. Beat Iowa and lose on Friday of the Big Ten tournament. Lose to Iowa but win at least two in the Big Ten tournament.

@HuskGuys Cars IN earth.

what on earth???

@TweetsbyCoachP Jr high sports selects athletes. Top athletes specialize later and create gaps. Game isn’t played as pickup/recreation and there is no one left who might have had an opportunity to fill the gap to recover.

Why do you believe we are seeing such a steep decline in girls high school basketball participation? Non-refutable data from the NFHS says that participation has dropped 21% over the last 25 years. But why? What is your take on the why when the highest levels of the sport have never been more popular.

@IanCopeland5 @MrPitbull07 This is why I have an issue with many cancerfund raisers. That hype donations will help in the race for a cure or end cancer…. They are slightly misleading in the expected goal/end result.

No because that's dumb on alot of levels. 1) Incentive: Why would pharma hide that instead of marketing it and charging whatever they want? They'd make Trillions$$$!!! 2) Mechanism: What drug can simultaneously impact the thousands of genes/proteins that cause cancer? Is there single device that can repair all potential issues your car could have? No. That's essentially what you're asking for with a one sized fits all cancer cure. It's not being hidden, it doesn't exist...

Do you really think there’s a cure for cancer that’s being hidden from the public?

Finished our basement and included shuffleboard table that I built.

@BarstoolHusker Season corn pics only please.

🚨USC WEEK🚨 Drop your score predictions for Huskers vs Trojans in the comments⬇️⬇️⬇️

@_willcompton Explain the Jameis part. (In character)

Dylan Raiola’s game winning drive against Maryland was a combination of Patrick Mahomes, Tom Brady, and Jameis Winston What a stud

@dirkchatelain We should do that long pass play again.

I don’t think Nebraska can win without another Blackshirts takeaway. This offense needs a jolt — and more importantly a short field.

@timgill924 “High profile academics”. Why isn’t this voting block not mentioned more frequently!?!?!

@timgill924 Sleep token is solid. That are sorta a modern remix/take on Disturbed. Jumps super hard from mellow to hard. Overall I liked it. Chimes, Atlanta trap beats and rage.

@DocTalkSports It is their throw for the year. Focal point.

Iowa staff will get this throwing nonsense coached out of him in no time.

@timgill924 You know. Rip that shirt off a deliver some content to the lecture hall.

@esjesjesj New character + crazy.

@esjesjesj Johnny Depp.

I was thinking of actors who basically always play themselves but are also good. Who else is like this? So far I have -Samuel L Jackson -Jeff Goldblum -Jennifer Coolidge

@wayneriekhof As long as there is a ‘jump to recipe’ button so I can ignore those back stories too!

Someone should write up microbiological media recipes in the style of food bloggers. “With just three ingredients: yeast extract, peptone, and dextrose, your yeast cultures will eat up this simple and delicious YPD recipe and beg for more!”

@Simdru @Strider5000 Is almost a Sturgill Simpson thread.

@Strider5000 I love threads like this. As someone living in the UK, country doesn’t get the exposure or airtime it does in The States, so threads like this are a great way to discover new music.

Friend just told me he hates all country music. I told him that's impossible because no one can hate this song. What song would you have gone with to change his mind?

Wife coming to check on me to see how the baseball game is going

@simonmaechling @sjs856 At least not in Danish populations. 😂😬😬

Vaccines don’t cause autism. immunologic.org/references/vac…

@RevNFidel @timgill924 Imma finna pivot into a deep dive.

@timgill924 When I was in college everything was "massaged".... ideas, phrasing, concepts, pizza delivery drivers, etc.

@BillSimmons Post gives me a migraine.

Can’t tell if this is a parody post