TMR
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I wonder how many older lawyers default to using pens with blue ink instead of black ink because, back when you would file a paper original and a paper copy, blue ink was the way the clerk could tell which was which, so by default it just made sense to use pens with blue ink.
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@BudLightSadness Gulf Shores is insanely crowded and expensive. When I was a kid there were actual houses there and maybe one small condo. Change isn't all good.
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I lived in gulf shores for like 10 years, bought a set of tits, and went to the beach exactly 4 times.
I hate the beach.
Garrett VanZee@GVanZee
@BudLightSadness I’ll meet you at the beach.
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@Johnny_Joey Do we still uses thermobaric bombs? If so, might be a good time to drop a few.
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We’re fighting to win, they’re grasping at straws to survive. This is the way.
Persian Girl@Persianserene1
America: We blew up a bridge Iran: We shot down an F-15 Do you see the difference?
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Will I water ski behind an airboat in the atchafalaya river?
Yes
Will I swim in the ocean?
Absolutely not
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The political equivalent of Miss Cleo
KanekoaTheGreat@KanekoaTheGreat
66% of Candace Owens' Egyptian planes' location claims are wrong. 60% place the planes on the wrong continent. She provides no verifiable proof of Erika’s location. Full breakdown👇 Subscribe and share if you want more work like this. youtube.com/watch?v=r3D9qO…
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is it a normal thing that when you are having houseguests over, you show them where all the hidden guns are around the house in case there’s trouble?
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Today in New Orleans, I got told breakfast buffet was $20 but $100 to have it while wearing a Dawgs hat. I boarded the plane and my flight attendant warned my LSU seatmate that I might be trouble. Love to be in the SEC with my wholesome haters!
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@BudLightSadness Don't take this the wrong way but the picture on the right makes you look "special".
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How it started v how it’s going.
Gone are the luscious locks.
GIF
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It’s deer season in Texas. Keeping the blades sharp while sharpening the mind with incredible stories of leadership and heroism from legendary Vietnam SEALs. #jockopodcast @jockowillink @echocharles
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@SMB_Attorney Looks like it's happening. No College Game Day for me. Now I have to figure out the cheapest way to get ESPN.
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I will immediately cancel YouTubeTV and find an alternative if I can’t access college/NFL football this weekend.
That’s 100% of the reason 80% of us subscribe.
Will be disastrous.
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate
YouTube TV and Disney failed to reach a new carriage deal — meaning all Disney-owned programming is now off YouTube TV. That includes ABC, ESPN, and other Disney channels — plus any recordings from those networks in your Library are no longer accessible.
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@GadSaad @JesseBWatters Don't let Jesse lecture you about how to be a man. He is dressing up for Halloween. Real men don't do that.
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Later tonight around 8:45 pm ET, two men, one astonishingly wise and breathtakingly handsome, the other named @JesseBWatters will be chatting on the latter's show. Join us!
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I’m sad because I think I’ve seen all of the scary movies worth watching, ever. I even watched (tried) the Winnie the Pooh one.
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@Tr4367 @AshleyRindsberg @MsMelChen Simply not true, I was smoking them this summer in St Emillion. An impeccable smoke. 10/10.
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Actual shot (not AI!) of a French detective working the case of the French Crown Jewels that were stolen from the Louvre in a brazen daylight robbery.
Somehow he looks like he’s smoking even without a cigarette in his hand, but surely everything you know about life is screaming at you: this case is officially screwed!
To solve it, we need an unshaven, overweight, washed-out detective who's in the middle of divorce. A functioning alcoholic who the rest of the department hates.
Never gonna crack it with a detective who wears an actual fedora unironically.
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@LeifBabin @davidrberke Has anyone told you that you look like Alabama's head football coach?
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If you read Extreme Ownership, found the leadership lessons useful, and are looking for your next leadership read, then check out the new book by @davidrberke THE NEED TO LEAD. It’s excellent. a.co/d/5y1Vp4N
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@AshleyRindsberg @MsMelChen The French outlawed those a few years back. He will have to settle for Marlboro Lights.
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@MsMelChen He takes loooooong lunches and solves cases only when liberally supplied with Gauloises.
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