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@usuariofyp Sure don’t.

los que duermen con el celular en silencio no les importa nada en la vida ???

@JodiLuJohnson @ABmrJutt You fuck up enough that your baby gets pregnant, you deserve a second run with the terrible twos lol

@TreeLenWood @ABmrJutt As a mom of teens, I’m laughing. No. I will not “step in” & raise my child’s child. Get different expectations.

If a 16-year-old is 'too immature' to get an abortion, why is she considered mature enough to parent a child? Let that sink in.

@ABmrJutt At what age do you think is it ok to murder?

@varsity_radio @its_The_Dr At this point, probably the same way they reacted to aliens being real and Hollywood being made up of pedophilic cannibalistic demons.

@its_The_Dr Question: if the US government admitted involvement in the planning and execution of 911, what would the American people do? Serious question. How would the public react?

This Video from 9-11 shows something really odd. I myself seen a video of the plane go all the way through enough to expose the nose. What do you think?

@VargasKevi23363 You seem like the asshole here.

Una amiga del colegio anunció su baby shower. “Será algo íntimo”, escribió. Mandó la invitación digital. Tenía colores suaves. Todo muy bonito. Al final, un enlace. Entré. Era una lista de regalos. Pañales. Ropa. Juguetes. Hasta ahí, normal. Pero cada regalo tenía marca específica. Y precio alto. —Bueno… es su primer bebé —dije. Seguí bajando. Había una nota: “Por favor, elegir un regalo de la lista”. Nada de opciones fuera de ahí. —Eso ya es raro —me dijo mi hermana. Luego otra sección. “Cuota para el evento”. 30 dólares. —¿Cuota? —pregunté. Decía que era para decoración y comida. Respiré hondo. Seguí leyendo. Código de vestimenta. Colores pastel únicamente. Nada de negro. Nada de estampados. —Otra vez… —murmuré. Hice cuentas. Regalo. Cuota. Ropa nueva. Más de ciento cincuenta dólares. Para un baby shower. Le escribí. —Oye, ¿puedo llevar otro regalo diferente? Respondió rápido. —Preferiría que fuera de la lista. Cerré el chat. Decidí no ir. Días después vi sus historias. Decoración perfecta. Mesa llena. Pero algo se veía extraño. No había gente. Solo ella… y su mamá. Después subió otra historia. Texto blanco sobre fondo negro: “Nadie vino”.

@VargasKevi23363 That’s sad. Consider most baby showers have a diaper raffle, where you bring a pack and can potentially win a small gift. Diapers are about $30. I also understand the dress code. She had a specific vision and wanted great pictures. Do people really wear black to a shower??

@GracieLuu_ar @osmonik @Giu_Suarez @gugiees Honestly, that’s not their call to make. CSections are so much more dangerous and are major surgery. There’s also a lot more money in them, which is why some hospitals insist that’s the only option.

@osmonik @Giu_Suarez @gugiees Gracias! 💗 Ahora mismo, me da mucho temor pasar por otro y no quiero. Además, me alertaron que ya no va a poder ser parto vaginal. No entendí muy bien porque, pero creo que por la pérdida 🩸 importante que tuve en ambos procedimientos. Imagínate, eso aumenta mi trauma 🫠

chicas senti que me bajó algo enorme (estoy con mi periodo) y voy al baño y era un COÁGULO GIGANTOTE yo creo que expulse algún ser de otro mundo porque no entiendo cómo me pudo salir esa cosa tan rara un poco más y se ponía a caminar

@GracieLuu_ar @Giu_Suarez @gugiees This was one of my biggest fears throughout pregnancy! After I delivered my healthy daughter and delivered my placenta, I was so pleased that it was intact and almost wanted to hold that, too. 😹 My husband is still traumatized from me trying to get him to admire the placenta.

@Giu_Suarez @gugiees Yo tuve coágulos inmensos, 15 días después del parto, resulta que me dejaron restos de placenta!! 1 mes con algo que podría haber sido mortal; me tuve que hacer una histeroscopia operativa para extraerlos. Sufrí demasiado, experimente muchísimo miedo y ahora terror otro embarazo

@Giu_Suarez @gugiees It may not be the norm, but it can be normal for some ladies. As long as we hydrate and eat right, all should be good.

@gugiees No olvides tus chequeos periódicos, los coágulos grandes no son normales, te lo dice quien tiene historial de miomas y SOP y terminó con una histerectomía

@gugiees Could be a miscarriage or a uterine cast. Hope all is well!

@JuliaMasonMD1 @HormoneHangover Birth plans are important if you have specific wants.

@HormoneHangover I remember (23 yrs ago) when I was preparing to have my first baby (with the UW midwife team) they kept trying to get me to create a "birth plan." I said "the plan is: I'm having a baby." I had worked for years as a newborn hospitalists & birth plans seemed like asking 4 trouble.

I could never pay for a doula because what if she was really annoying when I went into labor. Happened to a friend of mine. The nurses can annoy me for free

@LoudOutside Agree with both.

Thoughts?

@rawsalerts That’s retarded.

🚨#BREAKING: Researchers in New Jersey are warning that the r-word is experiencing a significant and concerning resurgence.

@sanandreafault Stop threatening us with a good time!

I’m gonna earthquake

@antace33 @Notwokenow Crime babies are definitely the worst. The should be in jail!!!

@Notwokenow No, that was decorum 30 years ago wasn’t it don’t attack somebody because of your personal preference. Nobody likes a crime baby or a barking dog.

This is kooky talk. 😳 She clearly has no children and no experience with babies or toddlers. If flying with parents is so awful for her, I suggest SHE find different means of travel. Or WEAR NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES.

@LeyvaCFM_ Hahah! I wish.

me acabo de enterar que cuando las mujeres menstrúan no orinan

@luxemiaa He should put a big box in that seat or something. Problem solved.

My uber driver told me NOT to sit behind me. Me: So where you would like me to sit? Uber: Sit behind the passenger seat. Me: Why, what’s the difference? Uber: I don’t like people sitting directly behind me Me: Ok, but why? (Because now I’m curious and confused) Uber: I don’t like when people are behind me, it makes me uncomfortable Me: Uhhh, ok sir. *looks at him in confusion the whole ride because he chose to do a job where people sit “behind him” 90% of the time*

@lady_valor_07 Today and every day!

Curious. When was the last time you picked up a real pen and wrote something on a piece of paper???