Joey ☘️

@Calfbathtime @sweatystartup They think you can’t complain about anything. Oh you’re upset trillionaires exist now? Why are you eating that $3 burger and driving that $5k car, you could just walk and not eat. The glazing is insanity

@TuskMamba @sweatystartup Right? I was watching the Knicks last night for 3 hours and had 4 beers. They were also roughly $7 each. The man can’t spend $28 on beer on a Saturday, without being shamed because he complains about Elon’s grotesque wealth? Must be rage bait.

Overheard at my local pub: "I'm 60 years old and don't have enough money to retire and Elon Musk has a trillion dollars. Its a messed up world." The guy was sitting at a pub drinking $7 beers for like 3 hours.

@MyDeathIsPendin @parlayvisions A lot of these are just bad I mean 5+ Brunson 3? Combined with other folks hitting high 3’s come on

@parlayvisions I haven’t eaten a plate of food in 2 years tailing, please don’t lead me astray

Yea no cap this Outlaw guy might be him Holy

hey @Blizzard_Ent @PlayOverwatch what's the plan for 5-stacks weaponizing mass reports to get innocent players like me auto-banned? Came back after months, played 3 comp games, never used voice chat once, and got a PERMANENT ban. Can a human review my case please, overwatch pls

@ebibebibae @nihonbunka Charging the goalposts

@nihonbunka Congrats? This job listing was for a more expensive area of Tokyo and would’ve required the person to be able to afford to be super fashionable but enjoy your vegetables and ketchup

Yall swear Japan is so affordable for Japanese people and I’m a dumb foreigner but I just saw yet another help wanted ad for a job that pays under ¥1300/hour. Tell me again how cheap ¥1000 per meal is.

@Fluyorkcity Wow a whole $300 in a week?! Literally just get a job. This “advice” might sound great to a 12 year old but you look way too old to be flexing a measly $300…

You make the most money with people off Discord. I paid $31 for a month subscription and 10x that in a week. Bought a phone and a laptop just for this and made that bread back.

@eazy_wayy @mikemajlak @Dexerto Gulp gulp them knees hurting

@mikemajlak @Dexerto Just fucking with you Mike all love get that money!

A restaurant owner has called out food influencer Wasil Daoud who asked for $1,800 to create content while eating there "I don't need a like from Brazil, I need to put out good food consistently and connect with people of Pittsburgh who spend their hard earned money"

@KingKrizo @mosthiphop Ya but is that real or fan fiction

@TuskMamba @mosthiphop Read

How the hell did Drake and J. Cole fall out man

@KingKrizo @mosthiphop Dawg what

@mosthiphop Bro JCole literally told Drake lets go spin the block. Drake got Shot during the drive by. He survived but the Shooter got arrested. Cole literally went and paid for the bail for the Shooter after the fact. Would you be upset if you were Drake or nahh thats just "Hip-hop"

@Micahissiah @mosthiphop How can u jump someone 20v1’ing you dumb dumb

@mosthiphop Drake's mad Cole didn't want to jump Kendrick with him lmaooo

@jaythe3rdd @BujokMr Just say u broke

@BujokMr Just curious who the fuck has $2,000 laying around in a bank approved account not intended for food, groceries, bills, or travel. Must be a scheme to spread money without being caught.

Do you guys not see what is clearly going to happen

@bruhbru81582291 @utyvert @JoshEberley Hahaha he thought we wouldn’t notice

@utyvert @JoshEberley REAVES?!?!?

Between LeBron and Wemby we were fed something like 20 names too. That spot don’t come easy.

@thatreal_Chet @elonmusk Cringe no one reading this lil bro

@elonmusk Of course there's not an edit option so I can replace that . with a ?

SpaceX is actively hiring world-class engineers/physicists for SpaceXAI, even if you have zero prior experience in AI. Smart humans figure it out fast. Please send an email with ~3 bullet points demonstrating evidence of exceptional ability to ai_eng@spacex.com.

@CryptoDandyBaby @Investmentkage 10%, immediately vested.

@Investmentkage 3% match and minimum 3yr vesting periods. But ya 401k is free money if you can get it

“401K are a scam” Me: “How is a 100% match on your contributions a scam?” Them:

@TheNewGrid @TSLAshareholder @Investmentkage Immediately vested at mine. 100% match 10%

@TSLAshareholder @Investmentkage And then you get to you have to wait 2 years for that 100% to vest, else we get it all back

@Kell2502 @BirdoftheKnight @InterstellarUAP Whoa wtf is one of my fav 20+ year old movies getting strays for

@BirdoftheKnight @InterstellarUAP Make believe garbage. Like the movie Catch Me If You Can, fiction.

Joseph McMoneagle remote viewed Aliens on Mars: "They're like 10 feet tall, really huge, but they're proportionately the same and very human like. I think it's too late. I think they're all dead" 👽 During a classified remote viewing session under the CIA's Stargate Project, McMoneagle was woken in the middle of the night by his handler. He received an unmarked envelope with target coordinates and began describing what he perceived. A colossal pyramid stood on Mars from one million years BC. It was far larger than the Great Pyramid of Giza and contained vast internal rooms that defied all known structural physics because of the immense weight they would impose. Inside those chambers he sensed enormous humanoid figures in stasis. They appeared to be survivors of some planetary cataclysm, protected and waiting for rescue that never came. The impressions felt like leftover mental images rather than living presences. He noted the sun looked strangely different and that the beings were proportionally human despite their massive scale. Only after the session ended did the handler open the envelope. The target was confirmed as Mars, one million years BC. The descriptions later aligned with JPL imagery of the Red Planet. This account from Remote Viewer Number One, one of the program's most accurate and decorated participants, remains one of the most detailed claims to emerge from the declassified files. What do you make of these Stargate revelations? Could an advanced civilization have once existed on Mars, or does this stretch credulity too far?

@PM_Antunes @jeremyct Lmao grind 3 years to then ask for market rate. Now that’s bootlicking I’ve never seen before

@jeremyct Lol, slightly lower pay is better than no pay. After 3 years he should've kept his mouth shut for a while until he was secured in his job. I get it, life is tough, and if they were paying less than other companies that's not cool, but beggars can't be choosers.

after 3 years unemployed, my friend finally got a job offer today. all he did was politely ask if there was room for a slightly higher salary to match market pay. they RESCINDED the entire offer. job market is actually insane right now.

@YankuikAlxemist @melaninglamour You’re honestly slow man and that loser isn’t gonna let u hit jsyk

@melaninglamour It's really infuriating that people don't see what's really happening. The old guy is looking out for his community bc believe it or not some people do just pull up on a car and steal its parts. This situation could easily be defused if the mechanic used his brain.

Pt. 466743 of people not minding their business

@jennycraig6543 @JeremiahDJohns Boo u suck

@JeremiahDJohns “I hate mondays” bitch ur alive be grateful.

What's the most "oh no, my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery" complaint you see people make?

@Tybrudi @legendz_prod Respect is earned

@legendz_prod To talk to the ref with even a hint of disrespect should be immediate ejection & suspension. Control yourself.

What Austin Reaves Really Said To John Goble👀: Goble: “Stop moving!” Reaves: “Don’t f*cking yell at me, pu**y! You don’t gotta yell at my f*cking face” LeBron James & DeAndre Ayton also chirped in: LeBron: “Everything is a foul” Ayton: “They’re playing like pu**ies, bro!”