Bird of the Knight

@DailyMail Don’t mean to frighten yuz but I hear there may be goblins involved too.

New biblical fears as declassified UFO files reveal 'angels' in flight trib.al/S2GeM80

@DewsNewz In his youth he was told to hold his neck at the right angle when using his phone. He followed instructions to a T.

The next step in neck evolution has been discovered.

@LeadingReport Here come the MIBs 🎵

CIA accused of using Ancestry and 23andMe to search for alleged alien hybrids, per Daily Mail.

A year and a half after the bastards fired Norm MacDonald from Saturday Night Live he was asked to come back and host. True to form he spent his whole monologue roasting the show.

@RealEmirHan That set must’ve been nonstop hilarity with Michael Keaton in that suit.

Michael Keaton and Tim Burton can’t decide how ‘BATMAN’ should talk on the phone.

@octo2727 @HumansNoContext One might venture to say real bro and tattoo bro were eyeing each other in perplexity.

@BirdoftheKnight @HumansNoContext Even the tattoo was

These pranks are getting crazier by the day

@FoxNews Any word on retro non-shitty pizza?

Pizza Hut franchises across the country are rolling out "Pizza Hut Classic" remodels to bring back the iconic '80s and '90s dining experience. Franchisees are reviving beloved staples like the red cups, checkered tablecloths, salad bars, and classic Tiffany-style lamps to draw families back into dining rooms. After years of sleek modern redesigns, the old-school dine-in feel is suddenly making a comeback.

@FightWithMemes In the clearing stands a boxer like he gon start some shit

😂

@LibertyLockPod Yeah I feel like we've seen the Bibi Pulling Hair From Head Because Trump So Uncuckable headline a lot.

These reports have recirculated monthly over the past year and then Trump has always done what his Boss Bibi wanted. Will this time be different? I hope so but I doubt it.

@RetroMoviesDB Things got goofy but we were there for it.

Back to the Future Part III was unleashed on this day in 1990. The conclusion to a perfect film trilogy.

JUST IN: “The Mandalorian & Grogu” opens with the lowest box office debut of any Disney Star Wars movie.

@BrianRoemmele Gotta ask you to leave, Corky.

“My name is corky, be my best friend”

@55SweetThing No brains but that strawman can move.

Best known as the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz here’s Ray Bolger breaking all the “rules” of classic Hollywood choreography in “April in Paris” (1952)

@GenFlynn Folks be beggin' for war now.

Dear Mr. @realDonaldTrump The regime in Iran is lying to you and your negotiators (period, stop!). Do not believe a word they say. I know you want to get out of this mess. All Americans want this unnecessary war to end. Keep in mind, as you have been told many times, Iran is still the leading state sponsor of terrorism (all anyone needs to say is Hezbollah, Hamas & Houthis, never mind IRGC-QF). None of these organizations are going away with this deal. How about getting them to first publicly apologize for killing American Soldiers and U.S. Marines many times over (especially on this Memorial Day weekend). Yes, we are all sick of it. And yes, the people of Iran must step up, but we need to signal to them, we will not concede their freedoms to the insane regime in Teheran. They deserve better. If we don’t, we will cause an entire population to be enslaved. For this, we have to smartly use our Middle East partners to support them along with our covert and clandestine operators. Trust me, if you support, this is very doable. Anyway, I’m watching everything (like most of the world is) and admittedly I do not have all the information. But if we pay tribute to the regime to the tune of $25B, I’m concerned they’ll use it for nefarious purposes down the road. No nukes in Iran may be a noble idea (an end goal for your administration) but the regime has blatantly lied to our faces before, why do you now believe they will tell you the truth? Give it some thought. Get some out of the box solutions, and rethink your position. The art of the deal tells you to do that from time to time. Now may be that time. @POTUS @SecRubio

The Mona Lisa’s long-debated identity and creation date were clarified in 2005 when a German researcher uncovered a verified handwritten note in a book’s margin indicating that Leonardo da Vinci was painting a portrait of Lisa del Giocondo in 1503. In 2005, researchers at Heidelberg University revealed a handwritten 1503 marginal note that helped support both the identity of the Mona Lisa and the date Leonardo da Vinci began painting it. The annotation was found in a copy of Cicero’s letters written by Agostino Vespucci, a Florentine official and associate of Leonardo. In the note, Vespucci compared Leonardo to the ancient Greek painter Apelles and mentioned that he was working on “the head of Lisa del Giocondo,” strengthening the long-held view that the painting depicts Lisa Gherardini, wife of Francesco del Giocondo. Historians had long linked the work to her through later sources like Giorgio Vasari, but this contemporary 1503 reference provided rare firsthand evidence that the portrait was underway in Florence by October of that year.

@JeffDye “That’s not a mask that’s the face of the guy whose soul I drank”

What the hell? A mask? 🤔

@MarkLynchSC Send that goofball back to Disneyland.

On June 9th, I will liberate the American people from Lindsey Graham!

@RealAlexJones Laugh about it shout about it when you’ve got to choose Anyway you look at it you lose

Loomer it’s nothing but a meat puppet that does whatever the Israeli tell her to do. Trump’s actions in Iran are ultra unpopular within his base and they’re going lose us the midterms…

@GrowingUpRetro "I went to see a psychiatrist, he said I was depressed. I said I want a second opinion. He said you're ugly too."

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