Today's Tom Sawyer

it may be blasphemous for Trump to depict himself as Jesus but depicting himself as A DOCTOR is total RETARD

@ozarkwarrior MAGA will blame Tarantino

I went to look up Cesar 25:17 from Pete Hegseth’s prayer. I thought it was kinda weird I couldn’t find it till I saw this video. It’s almost like people in this administration are actively mocking the Christian faith 🤔

@thecoastguy thats Saint Tarantino to the faithful!

Pretty sure that prayer was written for the movie by Mr Q Tarantino, esq.

@netcapgirl continue having them

some personal news: it’s my birthday

@Mrgunsngear you are an extremist and thats a good thing

Democrat former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax, who called me an "extremist" after I peacefully handed out standard capacity magazines at the Virginia State Capitol Building, has reportedly killed his wife and himself with a gun. He pushed for "red flag laws" and a ban on "high capacity magazines." You can't make this shit up... #irony #democrats #JustinFairfax #virginia #FullCircle #projection #richmond #annandale

@EthanLevins2 These are the only verses his followers recognize

Pete Hegseth used a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction today. This is shameful.

@DD_Geopolitics These are the only verses his followers recognize

🇺🇸 So... Pete Hegseth uses a fake Bible verse from "Pulp Fiction" for a prayer during a Pentagon meeting.

Erika Kirk completely destroyed Turning Point.

@daviddunn177 The tickets were too expensive

This was a Turning Points USA event with JD Vance. And the tickets were free.

@zerohedge Good. End that bullshit!

Iran War Leads To Fluoride Shortages For Some US Water Utilities zerohedge.com/commodities/ir…

@ThoughtCrimes80 famous Steven Wright quote

Everything is skiable if you have rentals. 😂

@ryangrim you will get nothing until you have global progressive government the rich will get around your dream taxes

Alright, corporate retitling fees have to go up significantly, or we need a beneficial owner provision. Or both. Thanks.

@BasedMikeLee the Federal Government

Which departments of the U.S. government should not exist?

@20th_Centurygal The Kinks, 1981

Who’s the loudest band you’ve ever seen live?

@Rightanglenews It doesn't do this but I for one am all for disenfranchising federal workers

BREAKING - Outrage is erupting across Virginia after Abigail Spanberger signed HB965 into law, effectively rendering Virginians’ presidential votes null and void, with the measure handing the states electoral votes to the national popular vote winner regardless of states results.

@PathOfMen_ and dont forget to bring your .30-30 Winchester with you

to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

@LucasGageX Who denied Apollo? God of music and medicine! Son of Zeus and Leto?! Name these heathen for I shall smite them and salt their lands so that no one of their kind can continue to defame the gods!

What Apollo deniers don't realize is that this video they use to try to disprove that we went to the moon actually proves it. Why? Because it's impossible to replicate the lighting, low gravity, and dust ballistics on Earth. Disagree? Then get Mr. Beast to replicate this.

@future_widow Yes

should I go see Barry Lyndon in the fancy art house cinema?

@iuubob It's pychodimensional checkers

This 4D chess is making me dizzy.

@Mrgunsngear Obviously they need to ban high capacity magazines, pistol grips, bump stocks and short barrels

Reportedly at least 6 people were stabbed on Fayetteville St. in downtown Raleigh, NC last night. Police have stated multiple suspects are now in custody 🗡️ Avoid democrat ran cities accordingly... #CityLife #raleigh #enrichment #crime #NC #NorthCarolina #FailedState #CityOfOaks #Raleighwood #urban #democrats