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@CensoredPeasant @QuincyInst Perhaps controlling the free trade amongst all the other nations is a harder task than not making enemies in every corner of the globe.

@damekatydenise_ What's French for Crocs Monsieur?

Direct from the runways* of Paris; what would you call this lady’s look? #MassDebateWithDameKaty 🍆💦 #EngagementFarming 🚜 #YesorNo *airport

@realtimsharp C.f. pagers.

Can anyone tell me what government kill switches in cars has to do with Israel or Jews?

@WONGthink Thank you anyway. You can probably go along and take notes, hopefully you are free to write them up afterwards. Stay safe.

Reception just spoke with the clerk on the phone and confirmed that, as of this moment, the court has not imposed any reporting restrictions on the Ukrainian models' trial. Note that this does not rule out the possibility that restrictions will be imposed at a later date.

@HerdImmunity12 Happiest days of his life. Look at him almost beaming.

The Starmer Files🇬🇧🔥: Here is a young starry~eyed Keir Starmer back in the heady days of his student career when he wrote for the Marxist rag at Leeds University. Sitting next to his occultist skull, he almost looks like one of the three Ukrainian rent boys giving evidence at The Old Bailey, for an 'arsoning' office. We're not sure where this young Keir got hold of the skull ladies and gentlemen, but we're in no doubt that the rest of the skeletons in his closest are about to fall out.

@HSGARAGE1 (I'm British, which is like American only 200 years more advanced) Greenery day sounds great :)

あー、ハイラックスのリプで気がついたけどGW（ゴールデンウィーク）ってアメリカ人からしたら馴染みがないのか。 祝日が重なる日があって、大型連休期間の事です。 その期間＋仕事の休みを取って12日連休してる日本人もいるみたいですよ。 そんなに休んでないで働け

@bluebirdk7 Bluebird was a national tragedy. This feels like a Greek tragedy. I hope that it works or fails safely, and you aren't explaining everything one day to an inquiry.

We can always put it right. It's actually rather fun watching them flounder. They don't even have the cash now, they've squandered it on nothing. It's about time the Charities Commission did a deep dive on this.

@ClaymakerTueTae @MorgothsReview Live and let live, a nice compromise is to let them grow it and you keep the rhubarb. Ai can help show the true beauty of rare and beautiful rhubarb flowers that may not appear 'every' year...

@MorgothsReview The anti-rhubarbists in this country ought to be purged. My father is among them. A small price to pay.

700 grams of rhubarb taking up 5 square feet of gardening space for this much jam. 😑

@HSGARAGE1 I had to look it up. I hope it helps some of your international fans. Greenery/nature day sounds great. I hope Hilux isn't too sick.

@atrayonhere 説明ありがとうございます🫡

ハイラックス今週修理に出る予定やったけど、GW明けに延期だと！？ 休みの日に乗れないとか終わった… 一回ダメ元で開けてみるか😠 亜麻仁油塗ったおかげで昨日雨降ったけどまだ綺麗に保ててる🤤

@FiftyTwoBillion @OrwellNGoode Indeed. But why does that line always get cut? It happens a lot.

@atrayonhere @OrwellNGoode They decided not to circumcise. :)

@WhatNowDoc Bit of a privacy risk, as you'll probably need to put it on handsfree during the procedure..... Good luck, hope you didn't laugh :)

So, I’m sitting here gowned and cannula’d for the past hour and a half awaiting the lung biopsy. Today is April 27th. I get a text from the hospital that I have a new letter. I log in, jump through the hoops and I find this. Read carefully, I missed it at first. The NHS hasn’t quite managed to smoothly integrate technology into their system, have they.

@2006Sable Top shelf is R A C E Bottom is C B D F So you have to choose, Bass or race....

>he bought the car with cuck mode

@NotCany @tragickly United breaks guitars. But only men's guitars, because of equality.

@tragickly what even is the context to this

assigned nonbinary by united airlines

@WagnerWarwick @RUGBY_STR_COACH You think that that was the first race in history that the winner was motivated by trying not to lose?

@atrayonhere @RUGBY_STR_COACH You think psychology isn’t relevant in sports where you have need extremen endurance?

As a rationalist I continue to be disgusted at how psychological human performance is. Nobody in history ran a sub 2hr marathon, then two guys did it at once, because the other guy pushed them so hard.

@SRFielding72 @eurofounder Not too well, but he's done three of hers.

@eurofounder How are you getting on with your list?

My wife and I made a list of 5 people we can have sex with while married: Mine: 1. Greta Thunberg 2. Kim Kardashian 3. Angela Merkel 4. Sophie Rain 5. Mia Khalifa Hers: 1. Her gym trainer 2. Our neighbor Mohammed 3. Our neighbor’s son Ahmed 4. My brother 5. Her ex-boyfriend How dumb is she? She could have picked any celebrity, and instead she picked regular people Completely wasted her dream list

@Seanchuckle At least they can be supervised there, rather than being led astray.

I don't even particularly care that there's a bar in Westminster, and I certainly wouldn't get exercised over MPs occasionally having *A* pint while they're waiting to go back for a late, procedural vote, if that actually were generally the extent of it, but we all know it isn't,

@ClarkeMicah Modern tea is rubbish.

Make stronger tea. Most modern tea is too weak.

@DantesTableTop @WilliamShatner "Introduce me: I like to be introduced." - Denny Crane.

@WilliamShatner I enjoyed your role as Denny Crane. The star trek stuff is better story line, imo, but it was nice to see your skills beyond just that role.

🥱You aren’t a very clever person.

@WilliamShatner "I used to fly a starship" - Denny Crane.