‘2x im🍑ed, convicted felon ex-prez’ SentenceWatch

Trumpy Dumpty who can U turn to? Your freedom is something U can’t hold on to I know you think Fani’s like the others before Who saw your name and let you off before Trumpy you’ve got your number Fulton’s gonna make you their’s Trumpy U can’t change your number P01135809

@dieworkwear This is insane

2024 your election pants 🤝 me wondering how it's this tight

@MichelleyM I am also a strong leg no butt person too. I feel your pain.

@bringtinycuffs Apparently my glutes ran from them in fear.

I apologize for gracing your pristine feeds with a horrifying race photo, but how can my legs look like this when my butt serves as a model for a flapjack mix? (No, I'm not carrying COVID-19 in my pocket... or am I?)

@melissalockard They can rebrand all they want. Just as this this site will always be called twitter, they will always be the Oakland A’s.

@Ty___Webb @ShadeProphet110 Same

@AntiToxicPeople It’s Bill Clinton. These hype posts never seem to live up to one’s imagination.

@mattklewis @saletan Give it a rest. If he really meant it the way it’s being spun, which he absolutely did not, it’s more of insult to garbage than it is to maga.

Joe Biden’s “garbage” gaffe was an unforced and unwelcome mistake at a vital moment. On my latest pod, @saletan and I discuss! youtu.be/f9vtcO67QsQ?si…

@JRubinResigning @JRubinBlogger Ah did not catch that you were a loon impersonating someone with integrity. My bad.

@bringtinycuffs @JRubinBlogger Is Jen an unbiased journalist or just another biased propagandist working for the lying legacy media?

schemes to withhold certification are almost guaranteed to lose. In every swing state, a party can get a court to order certification or press criminal charges against recalcitrant officials. In states such as Michigan, officeholders (e.g., Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer) can certify even if local officials refuse. Furthermore, if states refuse to certify or a possible GOP-controlled Congress refuses to accept electors, the number of electoral college votes needed to win would be reduced from 270. Vice President Kamala Harris needs only a majority of the certified electors to win. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/…

@JRubinResigning @JRubinBlogger Two minds on this. The powers that be need to be called out. Is it more effective to leave or be a voice of dissent from within? I’d probably keep speaking up until they canned me.

@JRubinBlogger Should I resign? #ResignRubin

@JRubinBlogger Your old party needs to get decimated to send a strong message to all these anti democratic traitors.

@gtconway3d I was rooting for an asteroid

{loud sigh}

@JenTruly07 I truly think she’ll win, and don’t think it will be particularly close.

@bringtinycuffs My stress levels are ridiculous

Bruh, I dropped off my ballot on Monday and never got any kind of text that my ballot was received. How soon do those normally come? I’m worried lol

@melissalockard The commentators jinxed it by saying Judge was Mr October after making a catch and hitting a hr

@JenTruly07 Can imagine.

@SwissWatchGuy @AntiToxicPeople Not his. Someone else wrote that bs

@gtconway3d Feeling that men really don’t deserve women. The amount of times we ask them to save us from ourselves, yeesh.

There are many fine amendments to our Constitution. But I have a strong feeling that, after next Tuesday, my favorite will be the Nineteenth.

@Angry_Staffer It has been suggested he knows he is cooked. Just trying to rile people up for Jan 6th redux

But seriously, what in the actual fuck was that rally beyond a wildly-racist multi-hour hatefest. There’s no way this is winning him any votes.

@SundaeDivine Miss that guy.

@Angry_Staffer How can pollsters even begin to make assumptions about the make up of this electorate? What other election can you look at that had a candidate that has been impeached twice, fired once, is a convicted criminal, a rapist, and tried to overthrow the government? Ridiculous!

Alright folks, here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo!