Child of Snek🏴

Juliarse getting touched on his studio.

@AmuFloyd @TheRealClementM Slaughtering a goat with the bluntest knife in their kitchen draw to send an SMS to their ancestors. They run the country.

Here is the ANC leadership in Limpopo visiting a sangoma 🤣🤣 @TheRealClementM

@PresidencyZA Eastern Cape heritage includes mutilating young boys knobs and giving them a free blankie

"As we move forward, let us strengthen the partnership between elected leaders and traditional authorities so that together we build a society that is inclusive, just, and firmly rooted in the heritage of our people." Virtual keynote address by Deputy President Shipokosa @PMashatile during the Eastern Cape Traditional Leaders’ Summit, East London ICC t.ly/76SE3 #TraditionalLeadersSummit #ANationThatWorksForAll

CIT spiking again after ANC lost their papgeld from Iran

Spades

@MbalulaFikile Eat a d!ck

The African National Congress unequivocally condemns Kallie Kriel and AfriForum for their latest actions, which constitute a reckless, racist, and deliberate campaign to undermine South Africa’s sovereignty, discredit lawful state institutions, and incite fear through manufactured disinformation. This conduct is no longer fringe rhetoric; it is a calculated political project aimed at destabilising our democracy and fracturing social cohesion.

Looks like Netflix weaseled it's way into NASA.

@queenie4rmnola Retarded with a hard R?

A former nuclear scientist who still can’t figure out how to stop being racist

I love this post coming from a BBBEE supporter. All that the ANC does is to change the race to 50m for some and 150m for others. It is called “equity”. The ANC and the left do not like Equality. That’s why we have BBBEE. that’s why we have EEA. It’s about your skin not skill.

🚩SAPS is one of the single largest contributors to the illegal firearms economy through its own losses, thefts and armed robberies.🚩 The recent reply to my parliamentary question exposes how over a five year period, SAPS recorded 3 433 lost or stolen service firearms, broken down as follows: • 2019/20: 672 • 2020/21: 566 • 2021/22: 712 • 2022/23: 742 • 2023/24: 741  This means that the @SAPoliceService loses on average nearly 700 guns every year. These are not hunting rifles or privately owned weapons, these are state issued firearms intended for policing, repeatedly entering circulation in criminal markets. The reply goes further and breaks the losses down by cause. Across all five years, SAPS firearms were: • 212 lost through negligence • 1 397 stolen • 1 824 taken in armed robberies  Armed robberies account for more than half of all losses. This is not an administrative weakness, it is an operational threat. It reflects how deeply criminal networks target SAPS as a supplier of weapons. It also reflects the internal vulnerability of SAPS members and infrastructure. Recovery rates expose an even deeper problem. From 2019 to 2024, only 559 firearms were recovered in total.  That is a recovery rate of roughly 16 percent. Once a SAPS firearm enters the illegal market, it effectively disappears. Communities then face the consequences in the form of murders, extortion rackets and gang enforcement. Another critical detail in the reply is SAPS’s refusal to disclose which stations, clusters or ranks are high risk for firearm losses. SAPS states that releasing this information may expose vulnerabilities. The problem is that these losses have continued for half a decade without transparent consequence management or structural reform.  Meanwhile, SAPS’s own Annual Performance Plan admits the scale of the crisis. It reports that SAPS lost or had stolen 741 firearms in 2023/24, with future targets hoping only for a slow reduction to 569 over the medium term. In other words, SAPS is planning to continue losing hundreds of firearms a year into the foreseeable future.  These same plans commit to improved firearm regulation and tighter control systems, including the Firearm Control Management System. Yet the core issue remains unresolved: SAPS is one of the single largest contributors to the illegal firearms economy through its own losses, thefts and armed robberies. This is why it is irrational for government to pursue policies aimed at restricting lawful citizens’ ability to own firearms for self defence, while SAPS itself continues to lose thousands of guns into criminal hands. The state cannot demand disarmament from compliant citizens while failing to secure its own armouries, its own weapons, and its own operational environments. The data is clear. Before any debate about further limiting lawful gun ownership, South Africa must first confront the reality that SAPS continues to be a major, ongoing source of firearms for gangs and criminal syndicates. The Democratic Alliance will fight this. IC

Advent calendar sorted

Spoiler: Susan got roasted. Don't go to the golf range Susan. Go to the mthfking range Susan.

The world is healing. Wokette tried to cancel Smurfette for “promoting eugenics with her hotness.” It backfired when everyone realised Wokette is just envious.

Just in time for Christmas

@KatyKatopodis Speak of the plug and you shall receive.

“Despite the best efforts of our government and our leaders to bring us down … we are rising! We are doing amazingly … and let us give our president the plug he deserves for the G20. The declaration is anchored in Ubuntu. We have rediscovered our voice and our status in the world. We are not doing enough though. We are still lost” Powerful words from @ThebeIkalafeng at the launch of his book “Rooted and Rising” on POV with @PhemeloMotene at @KayaON959

A reminder that the Trump administration wants 4 things: 1. No BEE for American companies 2. Farm attacks as a priority crime 3. Ramaphosa to say murderous chants are bad 4. Expropriation without compensation to be binned 3 out of 4 can be done in an afternoon. Easy wins.

@chestermissing @TheKiffness @KirstenboschNBG @SANBI_ZA @SAHRCommission Chester are you okay with Conrad always using you as a wank sock? Blink twice

@TheKiffness @KirstenboschNBG @SANBI_ZA .@SAHRCommission, this dude just posted theatre content of mine on Twitter, content that should be in a theatre space. Thanks for looking into it.

A week ago I emailed @KirstenboschNBG to explain where in their stated @SANBI_ZA values platforming apartheid denying bigots like The KKKness lies. No reply. Clearly they're trying 2 make 'Ubuntu' include tolerance to racism. I think they will need to get a visit from a puppet.

@Vote4YourLeader Just like failures in public transport led to the taxi industry Mafia, so begins the water Mafia. They just working their way back along the hierarchy of needs.

Soon they'll be buying mud huts for us.

@marcel__za March 14, Man-entines Day, one month after Valentine's day. Otherwise known as steak, blowjob and shut-the-fuck-up day. Pleasure.

When is International Men’s Day?